MPA review of clients

[Jmac]

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..

That’s a great comedy bit. Lol

 

[felixami]

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..

OMFG!!!!!

Okay, I am getting a whole new perspective over here!

 

[Freshy1]

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..

Do you have a toilet in your bitchcave? Is it like Drake's private toilet? Can we check it out some time? Or is bitchcave a euphemism for your place below your bikini line?

 

[JaimeWolf]

It must happen besides you think MPAs are working all day and never take a shit? They go from taking a dump to getting DATY in a matter of minutes. Way more MPAs are going in the room after defecating its just logic because they are there all day. Maybe they have special wipes in the back rooms for that but some of these girls can be nasty to dont kid yourself. You gotta scope out their hygiene just like they scope out yours before deciding what services to do but dont kid yourself MPAs take shits in the MP every day.

This. Imagine going for DATY and seeing a strip of toilet paper sticking to her asshole. Happened to me once with Abby at Star Studio and another time with an incall SP. I didn't repeat with either.

 

[firepro29.2016]

If anyone want to stop their hobbying habit. Read this thread

 

[thedirtyone]

It must happen besides you think MPAs are working all day and never take a shit? They go from taking a dump to getting DATY in a matter of minutes. Way more MPAs are going in the room after defecating its just logic because they are there all day. Maybe they have special wipes in the back rooms for that but some of these girls can be nasty to dont kid yourself. You gotta scope out their hygiene just like they scope out yours before deciding what services to do but dont kid yourself MPAs take shits in the MP every day.

How often do you see an Uber Eats driver deliver a meal to a MP. A lot of times, it's things like McDonald's or some other fast food burger, pizza, chicken wings, Thai food, or some other heavy greasy food. You can bet they take shits in between sessions and then go right into the room.

 

[King Arthur]

How often do you see an Uber Eats driver deliver a meal to a MP. A lot of times, it's things like McDonald's or some other fast food burger, pizza, chicken wings, Thai food, or some other heavy greasy food. You can bet they take shits in between sessions and then go right into the room.

See it all the time and don’t kid yourself these girls aren’t classy ladies they take random dudes loads all day they get down and dirty you can bet they are not worried about taking a dump before laying back for DATY they probably joke about it in the backroom.

 

[King Arthur]

If anyone want to stop their hobbying habit. Read this thread

You gotta be at peace with it if your ever going to enjoy this hobby man. This is reality and its what makes this board great. Other boards are selling you the fantasy here you get the reality. These girls spend all day taking dumps and getting DATY from guys that are dirtier than the toilet seat they shat on. Some dudes piss in the shower and sone girls get a load busted on them and don’t shower after. This hobby is full of saliva piss shit and cum and so everyone in it is, guys and girls, saliva piss shit and cum theres more of it in a MP than in a zoo. Try to stay clean dudes.

 

[PaidnPretty]

Do you have a toilet in your bitchcave? Is it like Drake's private toilet? Can we check it out some time? Or is bitchcave a euphemism for your place below your bikini line?

Lol was it you ? Sorry

 

[mrblue]

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..

C'mon you really see this ?? Has to be jokes right ? I hope ...

 

[thedirtyone]

If you piss in the shower, especially without the water running, then you deserve to be fed your dick cheese.

 

[Hangdai]

You gotta be at peace with it if your ever going to enjoy this hobby man. This is reality and its what makes this board great. Other boards are selling you the fantasy here you get the reality. These girls spend all day taking dumps and getting DATY from guys that are dirtier than the toilet seat they shat on. Some dudes piss in the shower and sone girls get a load busted on them and don’t shower after. This hobby is full of saliva piss shit and cum and so everyone in it is, guys and girls, saliva piss shit and cum theres more of it in a MP than in a zoo. Try to stay clean dudes.

All fuckin day? Taking dumps? Lady dumps?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Amish?

The spa you work at has in-room showers right? Wonder why clients would refuse to shower when it's so convenient.

Some people don't like to get wet. Remember the movie, "Rain Man" with Dustin Hoffman, and Tom Cruise?

 

[King Arthur]

Ok come on men.... who comes to an MP and takes a shit??

Why so much worse to take a shit at the MP than at work before you go to the MP? The best MPs have cleaner bathrooms than a lot of office building bathrooms. If a guy is out having a meal plus a few drinks or he’s at the game eating snacks and drinking then goes to the MP to finish off the night good chance he needs to take a shit and the toilets at Perla are usually cleaner than the ones at the Air Canada Centre. Imagine all the guys sitting in one of those nasty stalls at the ACC than going to the MP for BLS with there BBBJ. I still say MPAs take a lot more shits in the MP anyway, hanging around all day ordering all that greasy food. Bottom line if you go to the MP body fluids are what the place is all about, saliva and cum are all over the place. A dude goes to the ACC for the game takes a shit in one of those nasty stalls goes to the MP does DATY with a chick that just took a extra explosive dump because of all that greasy food she ordered in because she had nothing to do when the game was on and business was slow until that post game rush. Bon appetit.

 

[PaidnPretty]

I can’t believe guys don’t think about these things as they beg to eat your ass

 

[Freshy1]

I can’t believe guys don’t don’t think about these things as they beg to eat your ass

You know they treat C. Difficle infections by innoculating the gut with healthy donor fecal matter. Meaning you can take a "shit pill" capsule or pumped into the gut thru a nasal tube. I shit u not.
So maybe some guy wants to eat your ass to treat his gut problem

 

[NuG]

Lol was it you ? Sorry

LMAO

 

[NuG]

Why so much worse to take a shit at the MP than at work before you go to the MP? The best MPs have cleaner bathrooms than a lot of office building bathrooms. If a guy is out having a meal plus a few drinks or he’s at the game eating snacks and drinking then goes to the MP to finish off the night good chance he needs to take a shit and the toilets at Perla are usually cleaner than the ones at the Air Canada Centre. Imagine all the guys sitting in one of those nasty stalls at the ACC than going to the MP for BLS with there BBBJ. I still say MPAs take a lot more shits in the MP anyway, hanging around all day ordering all that greasy food. Bottom line if you go to the MP body fluids are what the place is all about, saliva and cum are all over the place. A dude goes to the ACC for the game takes a shit in one of those nasty stalls goes to the MP does DATY with a chick that just took a extra explosive dump because of all that greasy food she ordered in because she had nothing to do when the game was on and business was slow until that post game rush. Bon appetit.

But the idea would be you take a shit elsewhere and then SHOWER before you see the MPA... or am I doing it backwards?

 

[NuG]

[QUOTE=". A dude goes to the ACC for the game takes a shit in one of those nasty stalls goes to the MP does DATY with a chick that just took a extra explosive dump because of all that greasy food she ordered in because she had nothing to do when the game was on and business was slow until that post game rush. Bon appetit.[/QUOTE]

And I only worry about what I can control which is my hygiene and how I project myself to others. I can’t know for sure if the MPA just shitted(.) ... ermmm took a shit but I can definitely control whether I have a shit around my hole when I present myself to one of the MPAs. Whether you think they are dirty or not it’s called courtesy and we should all be courteous because it’s the right thing to do isn’t it? Regardless of the scenario.

 

[King Arthur]

But the idea would be you take a shit elsewhere and then SHOWER before you see the MPA... or am I doing it backwards?

Your taking this too serious my dude I’m joking around. Hell yeah shower I always do. Seriously though you can shower in boiling hot water and its still an MP not the most sanitary place. Can’t control what other people do and I’ve seen girls not even shower after I busted on them. I dont repeat with those girls but all kinds of funky stuff is still going on.