MPA review of clients

[Venus Milo]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.

Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

 

[Ursus]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.

Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

We spend 20 years of our lives in school. The curriculum is all theory, nothing practical. Thats why we have a declining standard of living. We work more and have less and the cost of living keeps going up.
Our places are getting smaller but more expensive.

A graduate student can write a thesis on any number of social issues, but that same idiot can't comprehend the need to use a surfactant based soap to wash off oil residue from their hands after taking a dump. Hence we suffer as a society and we further go into debt. No real production, no improvement in our standard of living, more debt, dumber population.

How many people can perform routine maintenance on their cars, their furnaces or even invest their own money well enough to meet their retirement needs? How many people can fix a computer or run a successful business? Not many, except of course every sex worker than comments on this board. SMH. We have young person after young person spending decades in school, acquiring degree after degree, and they are basically as dumb as ever. We spend hundreds of thousands educating young people and they don't have enough knowledge to live their lives at even the most basic of levels.

Oils and Water don't naturally mix. They need a surfactant in order to mix so the two can be washed off, simultaneously, from a person's hand. If you take a shit and your shit has oils in it, which of course it does, use fucking soap to wash your hands.

FFS.

 

[PaidnPretty]

I hate when they pretend to shower but they actually just pissed in the shower and sprinkled water on their dick. Floor mat practically bone dry. No shame A guy actually left a skid mark on the bed once. I lifted it up to show him his vile creation

 

[thedirtyone]

I hate when they pretend to shower but they actually just pissed in the shower and sprinkled water on their dick. Floor mat practically bone dry. No shame A guy actually left a skid mark on the bed once. I lifted it up to show him his vile creation

What was his reaction?

 

[anallover]

I honestly want to if girls think licking my nipples is weird. Because while some will do it, there are quite a few who refuse and I want to know why. I'm young, fit and I'm not hairy so hygiene is not an issue.

I’m an unfit hairy bastard and always get my nipples sucked, so I guess it’s not cuz you’re young fit and not hairy...

 

[snoopdoggie]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.

Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

Was he a Paki?

 

[Nipple_Lover]

I’m an unfit hairy bastard and always get my nipples sucked, so I guess it’s not cuz you’re young fit and not hairy...

Where do you go? I only get turned down on nipple sucking in Brampton. SRM and AGS in particular.

 

[PaidnPretty]

Where do you go? I only get turned down on nipple sucking in Brampton. SRM and AGS in particular.

Do you smell ?

 

[Nipple_Lover]

Do you smell ?

No, I shower thoroughly with soap when I'm at the spa. I'm clean during the session.

Every girl at Pure, Perla, Flirt, Muse, Allure, and Vivid would do it, many times without asking.

 

[JaimeWolf]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.
Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

Amish?

The spa you work at has in-room showers right? Wonder why clients would refuse to shower when it's so convenient.

 

[thedirtyone]

Amish?

The spa you work at has in-room showers right? Wonder why clients would refuse to shower when it's so convenient.

Maybe they love the smell of their own musk. They're probably the type who gets aroused over the smell of their own smegma.

 

[King Arthur]

Always shower but no getting around this is a dirty business guys and girls doing this are all dirty no matter how much we shower. I could never do this if I was married I’d feel bad infecting my wife with my hobby germs. I’ve seen girls dont shower too tho not even after they have a load shot on them just wipe it off get dressed on to the next one. If your a germaphobe you gotta stay the fuck away from this shit. If your gonna have fun you gotta get over it.

 

[anallover]

Where do you go? I only get turned down on nipple sucking in Brampton. SRM and AGS in particular.

Pretty much everywhere I go. Even at SRM and Golden Exotics in Brampton. I would say just be persistent, but nice and sooner or later they will relent!!

 

[felixami]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.

Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

Okay, there's no way you or any lady should EVER be exposed to this kind of treatment. I wanted to BARF! Who raised these men - barbarians?

 

[NuG]

I had a client went to the bathroom, took #2 and then refused to shower saying he showered at home. Needless to say, I declined the session.

Is there a religion against people taking showers or cleaning themselves properly?

Ok come on men.... who comes to an MP and takes a shit??

 

[NuG]

I hate when they pretend to shower but they actually just pissed in the shower and sprinkled water on their dick. Floor mat practically bone dry. No shame A guy actually left a skid mark on the bed once. I lifted it up to show him his vile creation

Omg PUKE

 

[King Arthur]

Ok come on men.... who comes to an MP and takes a shit??

It must happen besides you think MPAs are working all day and never take a shit? They go from taking a dump to getting DATY in a matter of minutes. Way more MPAs are going in the room after defecating its just logic because they are there all day. Maybe they have special wipes in the back rooms for that but some of these girls can be nasty to dont kid yourself. You gotta scope out their hygiene just like they scope out yours before deciding what services to do but dont kid yourself MPAs take shits in the MP every day.

 

[felixami]

I hate when they pretend to shower but they actually just pissed in the shower and sprinkled water on their dick. Floor mat practically bone dry. No shame A guy actually left a skid mark on the bed once. I lifted it up to show him his vile creation

What the fuck? I am barfing right now!

 

[NuG]

It must happen besides you think MPAs are working all day and never take a shit? They go from taking a dump to getting DATY in a matter of minutes. Way more MPAs are going in the room after defecating its just logic because they are there all day. Maybe they have special wipes in the back rooms for that but some of these girls can be nasty to dont kid yourself. You gotta scope out their hygiene just like they scope out yours before deciding what services to do but dont kid yourself MPAs take shits in the MP every day.

Right but the point being they are there all day and can’t leave. The men, on the other hand, could easily shit at home or outside somewhere and make it in and then SHOWER (please) rather than taking a dump moments before an MPA is about to rub you down. Isn’t that logical?

 

[PaidnPretty]

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..