Massage place that provides you with RMT receipt (plus offers happy ending)

[xcutecorexx]

By the way, there are several MPAs who provide a damn good massage with the Hand Job.

Nikki2 immediately comes to mind.

 

[Hatchet Wounds]

Any place anywhere in Canada, in which anyone customarily performs or even offers sex acts for money is in danger of being closed by police and its operators, inmates and found-ins charged under the bawdyhouse sections of the Criminal Code. The Massage Therapist credential requires that you not be convicted of any criminal offence relating to practice of the profession. So, conviction, criminal record and loss of license and livliehood for a hundred buck or less.

But with long enough searching, one can always find a fool willing to take any risk.

 

[garlo7]

Looks like this thread has died. Here is a summary.
1) No respectable female RMT will touch your "thingy".
2) No respectable female RMT will massage you in the nude.
3) If you are really lucky you might find a male RMT willing to touch your "thing".

 

[julie s]

Not sure what this means but there are several RMT ads in Xtra magazine (page 37).

 

[Vicki]

Well I am not asking for a place who forges RMT receipt or not.....
what I want is get a good massage, give me a good HJ, then give me an RMT receipt for the massage I paid for....

Now whether they are actually registered or not or if they use somebody else RMT name is not my problem...the onus is not on me to check if she is or is not an RMT

my2cents....when you go see an RMT, do you ask for verification of their RMT number or ask to see their certificate?
So why should I do that with a therapist that is giving me an RMT receipt.....is it because she gave me a HJ, then, I would be discriminating against her?

 

[Tambel]

You want the reciept for the insurance company to reimburse you. They will check it out to verify it. Like Old Jones commented you essentially want a fake RMT receipt, cause a real RMT doesn't do hand jobs. Good luck with your search (sarcasm for those who don't know) but you may want to do a search here and see the vast number of threads already on this subject. Not wasting any more time on this thread.

 

[Sa-rawr]

Do you agree that massaging the entire body, including the holy and forbidden penis, would also be therapeutic? Massaging the penis is very therapeutic for men, it relieves tension and stress, and lowers blood pressure. I'm still not sure why our overly sensitive society thinks differently. A law is a law, so we have to respect and follow it, but I'm pretty sure in the future our laws will change, and in 100 years society will recognize the therapeutic benefits of massaging the penis.

 

[beartree]

What is it that prevents an RMT from touching you "there", IF SHE WANTS? Is it illegal? Is it a condition of her license? Is it part of the RMT oath? Or, is it because every female RMT finds "that thing" so disgusting?

I can't find the ad now but I thought there is at least one male RMT that will touch you "there".

 

[kathy_is_a_nurse]

One in Mississauga. PM me for info. Of course YMMV.

 

[TerraL]

Roma

Clear your PM inbox.

 

[~C.b.~]

Whyyyyy does this topic have to come up every other week? Damn I wish I was an RMT... lol

 

[jutau00]

The are places like that but not many, but sure the service is not that good. I actually gave the info to a jerk here long time ago as he promised he will give me his info also. He replied "I tried a few years ago but not sure if she is still there". Of course I don't bother going there to check it out...

 

[mom of twins]

I think it takes only 39 weeks at RMT school (Sutherland -Chan is one) to get certified.

 

[Davie J.]

Yes, it's illegal, a condition of her license, and part of the RMT oath. It's a triple whammy. Although I'm sure a lot of male RMT's will touch you "there" because, like male nurses, most male RMT's are gay and can't control themselves around "that thing." Good luck in your search.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Damn! A guy can't have a bit of fun anymore. Insert "no fun" smilie here.

 

[LivinLife4MySavior]

I know what you mean, I'm sure in many European countries their "Registered Massage Therapist" equivalents give a full body massage legally, which includes massaging the penis, and I'm sure it would also be covered by insurance. We're a bit too prudish in North America though, but I'm certain that sometime this century we'll be more open and become more like Europe.

 

[Greg0rz]

If you asked for an RMT to give you a massage and a receipt, then you can lay off responsibility on the spa. But if you said,
then you most certainly are asking for a forged receipt. Unless you really believe you've stumbled onto the one in a million MP that has a crack-addicted RMT willing to endanger his credential by giving HJs. Ooops did I say his? Better make that one in two million if gender matters.

That's in line with the earlier post where you said:Which means you quite explicitlly were asking for a forged receipt saying a RMT gave you a massage when they had not done so.

If you're asking for help scamming health insurance to pay for your HJs and driving costs up for everyone, just say so. Someone will be glad to help, once you make it clear what you're after.

 

[And 1]

Business wise, if North America moved directionally to the European standard, I think the RMTs here would become much more dominant, as the body rubs would face much stiffer competition from a higher standard of service level that they could not match and my feeling is that there is a large market segment for this, as personally this is what I seek albeit in the form of "RMT-like" quality, as this is only what is currently available here.

 

[mySQL Newbie]

society are the way they are for a reason. i mean if you have a daughter, do you feel ok for her to massage other man's pennis for living? who knows, you may say yes. if most people agree with you, then the law can be changed.

 

[red]

no it's two years... and apparently quite an intense workload