Massage place that provides you with RMT receipt (plus offers happy ending)

[Mayur]

Looking for a massage place that provides you with RMT receipt for insurance purpose but also have extras available on the side.

I understand that this info should probably not be made public, so please PM if if you know of any.

Preferred location: North York or Scarborough

Thanks

 

[abbylane]

There have been countless threads about this an they all reach the same conclusion...it won't happen at an RMT. Great fantasy of getting insurance to pay for the happy endings but no RMT does happy endings. These threads come up every now and then in fact a recent thread was started by an RMT outlining that this won't happen. No matter how many times it comes up that this is only a guys fantasy and not the real world we allways see a post like yours asking the same question.

 

[TheProgressive]

Just a couple of comments.

1) About 18 months ago, my real female RMT asked me what actually goes on at those "dirty" MP's. I have no idea why she asked me.

2) There was a post 2-3 years ago that said there was a real RMT who worked at an MP because the money was better but apparently, she moved to another town.

 

[Strawberry Julius]

Massage place that provides you with RMT receipt (plus offers happy ending) ----it is too good to be true. You can not get everything in the world.

 

[blue heart]

well I'm not talking about RMT who provides happy ending but massage parlour with happy ending that provides RMT receipts.....big difference there.

 

[tessahcamille]

Ah, now we see. All you're asking for is a place that forges RMT receipts along with the HJs. Should be easy.

 

[tjjwhole]

I think our society is too prudish.

If you go to an RMT you want to get a therapeutic massage, and really, what's more therapeutic then getting your entire body massaged? Why is a penis forbidden to be touched? It's just another part of your body. I'm sure in many parts of the world an RMT equivalent is allowed to massage the penis in a therapeutic way. Noone ever said anything about inserting the penis into the vagina of an RMT, we're simply talking about touching with hands. Obviously my rant will change nothing, and the laws and "ethics" of the profession and of our society will remain the same, but if you think about it on a deeper level, I don't see why the penis is so much holier than say you're chest, back, legs, or arms.

I'm just saying how things should be, but with that said, I always play by the rules, I would never dream about asking an RMT about touching me between my legs, or even hint at it. Our society is prudish, but c'est la vie.

 

[My Puppet Hands]

Oh silly us for thinking that an RMT actually has a license number that is attached to the receipt thus making it legitimate and traceable. Yup big difference, lets see if the insurance company will accpet a forged RMT receipt as being legit and reimburse you. Now do you think the insurance company would want to press charges of fraud against you and the mp for the forgery? Nah I guess your company would love to have it's employees use the insurnce benefits this way even if it raises their costs of insurance premiums. Ya see Old Jones we are just not understanding how this fantasy could work.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm pretty sure oldjones was being sarcastic...

 

[metime]

sarcasm is hard online.. since this world is full of uptight ppl like my2cents

 

[PE2008]

I see your point and I too wish we live in a more easy going world when it
comes to touching body parts.

Its alright to pat on the shoulder of a woman. And yet if I grab her ass or
squeeze her boobs I will be charged of assault when I just meant to
be friendly.

As for RMT not touching your penis I cannot even get mine to take a good look
at it. I have yet to find a legitimate RMT clinic where I can enjoy my treatment
fully naked. In some way they are even more restrictive than the nurses and
female medical doctors I've had. At least I could get to expose everything
although I wish the doctor lady could at least take her damn glove off while
checking for lumps in my balls.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Notice how this thread started on April Fools Day

 

[Cyber Ninja]

I know he was being sacastic and I was contributing to his sacrcasm by pointing out the obvious to the original poster who wants an RMT receipt with extras included so insurance would pay. Ergo my line "Ya see Old Jones we are just not understanding how this fantasy could work" ......Sarcasm that aimed to agree with his srcasm. I would comment more but suffice to say I find your choosen name to be an appropriate response when you read it aloud it says it all.

 

[Salmarnir]

Didn't someone say in another thread a while back that Montreal RMT's will touch you "there"?

Does this mean that a male RMT can touch a female's "there" as well?

 

[Can]

I also think full body therapeutic massages should be covered by OHIP. Having a full body massage (including penis) offeres many health benefits, it reduces stress, which would ultimately lower blood pressure and prevent many deaths. It would also put less pressure on our hospitals. In the end I think it would save this province and country money, people would be healthier. I'd even go so far as to say that it might even reduce the amount of violent crime, the less stressed people are, the less likely they are to be hostile and violent towards others.

 

[fadekemi]

I thought I saw an ad on a TTC subway train that said it can be done in 39 weeks (fast tracking). Damn, I can never find these ads when I need them.

 

[ape shit]

I don't give a shit if an an RMT wants to provide "extras", but I severely draw the line at giving out receipts for it.

Fuck you, you want your dick stroked, you pay for it out of your own pocket.

The penis may be just another part of the body, but lets fucking face facts, it's THEE sexual organ and if you want your sexual organ toyed with till you blow your load, then YOU need to pay for it.

 

[ashleyradburn]

I don't believe Montreal RMT's will touch you between the legs, they're more liberal and sexually liberated in Quebec, but they're still in Canada where the penis is considered a holy and forbidden area of skin and tissue. Although we are much more liberal than in the US, where if you even mention the word penis in public you get jailed for 10 years.

 

[Tripy]

I'd suggest there are exceptions to every rule.

 

[peter 1]

there are one or two places, just ask when you're there.