Closer 68 - Utopia Experience

[smooth j]

As some of you may know, I was in the GTA doing the MP thing this weekend and I have to say that I had a great time overall (review to follow).

One experience stands out, however, and not in a good way - not at all. I stopped in at Utopia on Saturday afternoon and had what I consider to be an absolutely horrendous time. I'm not sure how others will interpret it, and I would be happy to hear all perspectives, but I certainly do not see myself ever returning to this place again.

I had spent all of my time at SRM and decided that I needed to mix it up a bit. Headed over to Utopia and was surprised when there was no computer screen displaying all of the girls (I had truly been spoiled at SRM apparently). No biggie - I asked the *hot* receptionist if I could see their "book" and she says "What, you came here to read?" Now, that would actually be pretty funny... IF she were kidding. She was actually dead serious and was being a complete bitch. Anyway, no big deal I'm a big boy I can handle that.

She brings out the two girls that were working and I make my selection. I was all NR'd out from SRM the last 24 hours, so I ask for a 30 min nude session to mix it up a bit. She looks at me incredulously and in the bitchiest way possible asks "You know you don't get to touch her then, right?" I respond affirmatively "Yeah, I know, just kind of what I'm in the mood for right now but thanks." She is still in bitch mode and goes "Yeah, you also know it's not REALLY 30 minutes, right?" to which I replied "What do you mean?" I was stupid enough to think that she actually meant that the session goes longer than that (again, spoiled at SRM) but she quickly killed any notion of that with "It's actually 10 minutes." Now I'm starting to think she's kidding "You're kidding, right?" She is now in full blast extra large supersize bitch mode "No, I'm not kidding.. it's 10 minutes and you stay on your back the whole time for a release - that's it."

Now, maybe.. just MAYBE.. this is normal. I'm no expert so perhaps this is to be expected for a 30 min nude massage - BUT EVEN THEN I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT. What the hell.. how can a massage that's advertised widely as a 30 min service only be 10 minutes? What if I had asked for a 30 min NR.. is that actually 5 mins my turn then 5 mins her?

Absolutely ridiculous, I left immediately - I am NEVER going back.

 

[Pompal 09.]

While I agree with M.A.T. one also needs to accept the fact that Utopia's level of service has declined dramatically over the last several years. It has reached a point where Utopia is essentially a second rate parlour with mostly (not all), but mostly 2nd rate girls. Too many of the good ones like Cindy, Jamie, Chelsea, Paige and Liv moved on to other spas or other occupations. And whats left, well they just don't measure up.

 

[Ness]

While the "book" thing was a little weird on your part, I don't think you should be condemned for that.

Unfortunately Utopia has been getting a bit of a reputation for poor service for a while It is not an A Level Spa.

About the Nude. Some girls are going to give you shitty service when this service is requested. Not saying its fair when it is a posted service.... but they only see a certain number of clients a day and would like to spend there time with clients who spend more $ on a visit (especially those girls that are booked most of the day.... then again some girls who complain about it, are not seeing anybody either way, so they should not complain).....

At least the rest of the time went well/

 

[dfuerstcat]

Closer 68 - a quick search probably could have saved you some $ and aggravation. I haven't been to Utopia since Vivian left. At that time, she was one of a couple of attendants worth seeing there.

You didn't name the mpa you saw - on oversight or left out on purpose?

 

[taylorlautnerlover]

and lets not forget about how management looks into the room to see what's going on and then takes a bigger cut depending on the service provided.

 

[Natalie L]

Utopia
..used to be one of the hot spots, but that was a long, long time ago. It really is not worth your time to go there. Half hour sessions really are 10 min. there these days. Some of the girls are nice but, the really just try to turn clinets. I don't imagine that they get a lot of regulars there.

 

[like me not me :)]

Was it just me or was anyone else inexplicably attracted to this receptionist?

 

[Tomb Raider]

Yea, there's something horrendously attractive about a chick who needs a major attitude adjustment. It would be time to dig out the anal lube and my biggest dildo

 

[Ian]

LOL. That's what the duct tape, handcuffs and cat o nine tails are for!

 

[Gabbie]

Weird request? What the hell are you talking about?

The last time I went to Utopia they pulled out a book with pictures of all the girls that were working and I made my selection. If you read my review of that trip you will see that I visited 4 different spas - Utopia was the only one that had a book.

Granted, it has been two years and everyone is allowed to make some changes but a book is still a book and 30 minutes is still 30 minutes IMHO.


dcbogey - I didn't name the attendant because I didn't see one. Once the receptionist told me 30 minutes meant 10 minutes I thanked her for her time and went back to SRM!

 

[sdprice84]

Utopia use to be acceptable about 10 years ago, now they can't even afford a real website anymore...

BTW does anyone know what happened to nikki???? She was good..

 

[Mateo]

What's the lube for again?

 

[Blondie7]

where did Kim go from there? i saw her once in the "lineup" but didnt stay that day, now she's gone

 

[Pompal 09.]

LMAO

To jerk off with while I use the dildo on her ass

 

[fendergrl97]

I don't know, it sounds like I am going to have to continue feeding you details until you get the picture - but I will make one last attempt at giving you a bottom line: Trust me, I behaved "normally" with this lady. Her attitude wasn't the deal-breaker, it was the fact that they advertise 10 minute massages as being 30 minutes long. That's all there is to it.

I don't know what reason she would have to suspect that I was LE since these are all licensed and legal services to my knowledge.

Also, what part of my post suggests to you that either:

A) I gave her a hard ass attitude

or

B) I didn't notice the door behind me and rotate in order to take it

????

I ask because in the case of A - I didn't and B - I did.

 

[Missy.]

Woah!...calm down folks.

Closer, I'm looking forward to your review of the ladies you DID see.

 

[OMG seeds!]

no doubt... if you dust off the history books you'll see that i put some time into those.. doing my best to make it happen.. sorry for delay on that..