MPA review of clients

[thedirtyone]

Good question. I'd like to know also, please ladies? I like bare back nipple sucking.

As opposed to condom nipple sucks?

 

[snoopdoggie]

As opposed to condom nipple sucks?

Exactly!

 

[thedirtyone]

Exactly!

How long/thick are your nipples? (Don't answer that). Who the hell has been putting condoms on your nipples?

 

[snoopdoggie]

I was kidding around. Lol. I play safe.

 

[Daniella-Premier]

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I want to ask @Venus Milo , @Ana Maria, @Daniella-Premier, @Junoxgrey, @SweetCheeks, and @sweetbabyjamie whether you tend to incorporate nipple sucking and boob play into your sessions or whether the clients have to ask for it.

Have you ever turned down boob play or the request from clients for you to suck on their nipples? If yes, why?

I do it without the guy ask me.

 

[Roman]

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I do it without the guy ask me.

Hey, you never did this with me! lol

 

[Nipple_Lover]

I do it without the guy ask me.

Anyone else?

 

[sweetbabyjamie]

I want to ask @Venus Milo , @Ana Maria, @Daniella-Premier, @Junoxgrey, @SweetCheeks, and @sweetbabyjamie whether you tend to incorporate nipple sucking and boob play into your sessions or whether the clients have to ask for it.

Have you ever turned down boob play or the request from clients for you to suck on their nipples? If yes, why?

I’ve turned down sucking someone’s nipples if they are too hairy tbh. Loolll kinda funny but nothin worse then a whole bunch a hair in ur mouth when ur trying to be sexy in regards to me turning down boobie play if a client tries to play wit mine ! I love boob play but if someone is like grabbing them super hard or slapping my breasts that tends to be a turn off and results me to ask them to stop doing that hehe

 

[Daniella-Premier]

Hey, you never did this with me! lol

I will then soon.

 

[sweetbabyjamie]

I always wanted to know if women sporting humongous fake tits ever consider playing soccer with them when nobody is looking?

Lool!!!

 

[imthedude]

slapping my breasts

The things we learn from porn...

 

[DrescoC]

Hey I have a question for you mpa's that I don't think anyone has asked on here. And I think most guys want to ask about this. Does the mileage that a client gets really depend on how much hair he has around his balls? Does an mpa's service level (bbbjs, fs) increase if the client is freshly shaved in that area, or is it ok to be neatly trimmed? Jaime, Ana Maria, SweetCheeks, Daniella, what's your personal view on this please? And many thanks.

Further to this. I have asked a few mpas at the end of a session what is the percentage of guys that shave their balls. I got answers from close to none to around 30% or depending on the nationality.

Just wondering from the mpas that contribute in here; what is your experience of the percentage of clients you see that shave their balls?
Thanks

 

[thedirtyone]

The things we learn from porn...

Probably mostly virgins who have never touched a tit before in their real life but whack off on porn nightly. Unless she asked for it for some kind of kink session, why would anyone think hitting someone is sexy? They're fucked in the head.

 

[Notorious71]

Probably mostly virgins who have never touched a tit before in their real life but whack off on porn nightly. Unless she asked for it for some kind of kink session, why would anyone think hitting someone is sexy? They're fucked in the head.

How about spanking and hair pulling?

 

[thedirtyone]

How about spanking and hair pulling?

Again, if you use any type of force that can potentially physically hurt the person without checking with them first, especially in an intimate situation, then you're an asshole.

 

[Notorious71]

Again, if you use any type of force that can potentially physically hurt the person without checking with them first, especially in an intimate situation, then you're an asshole.

Thanks, Mr. Obvious

 

[thedirtyone]

Thanks, Mr. Obvious

You're the one who asked.

 

[LostInnocence]

Over on the red board, one of the escort has an EXCELLENT post where she describes us. I found this fascinating, and I know which one I am. Here it is:

There are themes & you start to learn there are types of clients etc. I'm sure I haven't seen every type of client, & not everyone fits into one of these descriptions, but when you start to notice that some guys really behave similarly to others and you have the similar experiences it's weird but interesting. Maybe I should have gotten into psychology. This is what I've noticed & I'm sure I missed some types but it's late & this is all that came to me. Please don't personally take offence either as there is still range & variation within type & these generalizations are an amalgamation of many who've done many of the same or very similar things, not always exactly the same things.

Some older Caucasian gents seem to really enjoy their nipples being pinched, bitten and tugged etc and if they like it they think you like it and are rough with your nipples in return which I don't like at all (hurting people or being hurt myself). They may have light-heavy fetishes & find average routine sex very boring. They may be suffering from ED, porn addiction or just boredom in their married sex life. They like to try and ask for a variety of things and seem game for most things. Some of them are a little insistent though and want ball busting or one guy insisted I bite his penis very hard and I was super uncomfortable with that so I draw the line at extreme Fetish as I'm just not experienced enough with that nor want to hurt them.

The perpetual single guy in his 30s-40s who never dates because no one is good enough for him & he doesn't like to repeat often because he has a roster of women to get through, doesn't think much of us cuz we're whores and doesn't want to get attached. He wants to see every SP who's pretty well reviewed but sometimes settles for whoever's available right when he wants it. He likes numbers & ratings and comparing SPs to others & doesn't seem too excited by many.

The sexually repressed man who is either married or not but doesn't have much consensual sex in his life & is used to women in his culture just laying there and tolerating it or being turned down all the time so he's pent up and basically goes crazy on SW with his desperation, biting, slapping, pinching, squeezing, choking her with his tongue in DFK, everything too hard and too much, and is totally shocked when we flinch, yelp, stay silent or say please don't do that - that hurts. He often complains in reviews he didn't get the DFK he really wanted or an SP didn't seem to enjoy the DATY/DIGITS he was doing and criticizes her.

The inexperienced youngin anywhere between 18-28 who hasn't done much with women nor understands female anatomy that acts totally wowed and amazed by our naked body, he has no idea what he's doing and so pokes and prods at us like he's a gynaecologist, asking questions like how many clients do I see in a week, how many dicks have I seen, if he books me for a month will I be waiting for him every day in a hotel for him to fuck on demand? He reenacts porn scenes by being very rough with his hands doing a vigorous back & forth flat palm motion & is shocked that's not the way I like to be touched or orgasm. He is shocked he's lasting so long and didn't finish right away (he is maybe on 90 seconds to 2 minutes) and needs to tell me how impressed he is with himself.
The really shy somewhat ashamed/terrified guy. He is really turned on & excited but absolutely terrified of me/SWers. I ask him if he's ok and reassure him and if there's anything he likes or doesn't like and just let me know. He says: I don't know I like everything. (They ALL have said this and give me zero to work with) He's trembling the whole time and you really want him to feel safe and comfortable but at the same time you feel like you're kind of a predator forcing yourself on him after some talking hoping that's what he really wants and maybe he's a little less terrified. You like him for being sweet, but at the same time feel conflicted is there something wrong with me for intimidating this guy? Is it ok that I'm taking the lead if I have no idea what he really wants? Sometimes he repeats & works on his br.avery and it gets better, sometimes they have a long way to go before being comfortable with a provider and are just very nervous and timid every time.

The bro type 30-40 years old who basically talks like he's in college and using tinder, still says hey babe hey hun, can barely type a sentence together or be bothered to give you all the info at once. He's looking for a last minute hook up, anonymously, & wants to come now. He is shocked I'm not really into baby talk or high school lingo & thinks I'm a bitch for trying to use full sentences to find out his name & age. If I do book this type of guy he shows up, says he's already showered, doesn't really want to waste time showering again. I insist, so he takes a super short shower ensuring he doesn't rinse his cologne off all over his chest nor removes any of his jewelry if he has any. Often chews gum the entire time instead of using mouthwash & likes to lick his fingers before jamming them inside you without asking. He's shocked when he asks if I'm ready to come from penetration and I say no sorry I prefer oral. He thinks I'm weird and chicks should come from being fucked for 3 minutes. He has no other use for seeing me or any other escort unless it's for a bj and fucking. He's everyone's favorite type of client - not.

The older married/divorced/widowed guy who's craving affection or just some simple physical attention and acceptance. He wants to feel cared for even if it's only in the session and connect with someone who seems to have a genuine interest in being sweet to him and getting to know him. He laughs at himself and thinks he's boring but something about being with a younger woman makes him feel alive and horny again. If he's married he still deeply loves his wife and talks fondly of her, if he's widowed he misses he & can't replace her. If he's divorced he still fondly remembers the good times and has a great respect for women and the female body and relishes being near them. He usually loves seeing ladies of all varieties because they each have something special to offer, sometimes he settles on one regular, or a handful of regulars and is always genuinely happy to see you. He is less focused on how long he can last or shots and kind of goes with the flow and likes a natural type of light hearted session. This is my favorite kind of session and client to meet.

The really precocious young guy under 25. He tries so hard to write politely and impress me & swears up and down he's so mature, the most mature guy I'll ever meet & he wants to see me so bad and will follow all the rules etc he just really wants to see if he can get X (something offputting/offensive and you smack your head and say see this is why I prefer older guys) I then decline politely and say sorry I'm just not a good match and then sometimes they go a little nuts & start desperately begging me to make an exception & when I say no again he calls me names.

The easily to fall in love with you client - this guy can be any age but he is just mesmerized by a nice girl and fantasizes about dating me/another SP and thinks if he talks enough, is nice enough, compliments enough I will fall madly in love with him. He's slightly to very jealous of me seeing other clients and may even ask about them or get competitive if he hears/sees what someone else did with me on a date in a review or on twitter. They may even pretend to be my cheerleader/lover online and use my name for their profile. I once had a married client who didn't want to date me but got quite obsessed with me. He signed up on terb with the name ChEd20something and wrote a review of me - causing several here to scratch their heads and say wtf did she write this review herself? This was quite embarassing. He did the same on twitter and was upset when I asked him to change his username. I have never seen or heard from him again when his fantasy of me being a perfect muse for him faded

The average client who just goes through the motions and is fairly unmemorable because he has a common name, common look, doesn't really try to get to know you or stand out by sharing anything. He doesn't repeat he's just looking for a booking and tries a little of this and a little of that and sees a variety of providers. This may be the most common type of client. You'll remember him if he books again but if everything was fine and he was decently nice he's hard to remember in detail as time passes.

The super hobbyist. He has read all of my reviews or most of my reviews, he has sky high expectations. Very little truly impresses him and he already has his favourites he's comparing me against. He may try to do some little tests to see if i'm flexible or play by the rules. He may show up 20 minutes early and expect to come up, if I say no he will assume I'm high volume and doing back to back even if I'm not and just getting changed, finishing my snack, tidying my incall etc. He wants to come up now. When he shows up he may try to see how far he can get with me before paying or showering. He wants an enthusiastic sexy DFK showing I'm very horny for him right now and formalities can wait, he gets annoyed if I'm just friendly and welcoming him in and offer him a shower off the batt. He may or may not pay up front. If he doesn't he may whip out his wallet at the end and be like so much is it again? and count out the 20's one by one while leaving a big stack untouched, he make sure I only get exactly the rate and not a penny more even if he had a good time. (I don't expect a tip but I find it rude when someone acts like they don't remember the rate & need me to tell them again and they have to count it in front of me like i'm asking for my allowance from Daddy) He will ask me what I'm doing after in another attempt to see if I'm a clock watcher or booking back to back appointments and sees how long he can chat after time is up without paying extra. He wants to feel special, & feel he's more special than every average client I see because he's well seasoned and sees a lot of girls and knows who's good and who's bad and the good providers let him take the leader and stay in control. *** When I was brand new this type would make me do every single position for about 1 minute and look at me from every single angle, inspect the bathroom, ask me how long i'd been in the industry and be shocked I was really new and somehow professional. After he's done he makes a big deal that he wants to write a review that will CHANGE MY LIFE and AM I TRULY READY for what will happen next? My phone will blow up he warns, so it's up to you. He makes or breaks girls you know... it's very common to be asked for discounts the first time or after you've seen this guy once because he thinks he's a smart player at the game.

The "I swear to god I've never seen anyone before and I'm a new client you're my first escort or my first in a long time I never do this" guy. He tells you via booking he's looking for a regular lady and it's his hope that you are that SPECIAL one for him. He's read your website loves everything about it and writes these insanely long emails introducing himself and saying who he is and exactly what he's looking for and his expectations. It seems a little bit odd and intense for someone who claims to be a newbie, but if his screening checks out and he seems well spoken and polite maybe he's genuine.... maybe. He shows up and immediately you feel like hmm something is off about this guy he's very business like and starts interviewing you right away, somehow he knows all the acronyms and lingo and gets very personal. He wants to know: Do I have a bf? Do I live in Toronto? How long have I been doing this? Am I seeing someone after him? How many clients do I see in a week? How much money do I make? Have I ever had an STD? What's the weirdest type of request I've ever had? Who would I recommend him to see after? Do I know X or X provider? Am I in school? Does my family know what I do? Do my friends know? How long am I going to be in this job? Do I want to get married and have kids one day? Do I pay my taxes? Why is my screening the way it is surely nothing bad has ever happened to me? Oh it has please tell me your bad experiences you've had, oh wow interesting, tell me more. Now that he's fully interrogated me+made sure I'm not some needle using high volume pimped out victim he wants to see what I've got and how I will impress him. He says he's a great lover and takes pride in his skills. His skills are not really my cup of tea and he thinks I'm weird for not orgasming in 90 seconds and then moves on because if it's not gratifying right away it's boring apparently. Oh well I have no set expectations from clients for orgasms. I'm happy if they're happy! But this guy is kind of weird for saying he's so new & doesn't seem like he is. Maybe he is but he's used to very transactional sex and conversation it seems... When he's finished he leaves & I either never hear from him again or he wants to use me the next day as a reference to see my colleague and he sort of becomes a hobbyist/SP addict type. He doesn't review but he wants to see everyone & hopscotches from one reference to the next and doesn't repeat. No one knows if he really is looking for a reg to see or if that's just a story, or if he's just so insanely picky you don't think he'll ever find what he's looking for. -This is a game played by many DT business types. We don't need you to pretend you want to be a regular to get an initial booking. No games needed.

 

[Venus Milo]

I want to ask @Venus Milo , @Ana Maria, @Daniella-Premier, @Junoxgrey, @SweetCheeks, and @sweetbabyjamie whether you tend to incorporate nipple sucking and boob play into your sessions or whether the clients have to ask for it.

Have you ever turned down boob play or the request from clients for you to suck on their nipples? If yes, why?

I've permitted boob play to the majority of people I've seen (like 90%). The question I get asked by the few I've denied this to is why I work as a MPA if they can't lick my breasts. Believe it or not, just because we're in this business, it does not entitle you to put your mouths on our bodies. The few I've turned down are usually due to hygiene or they did something that physically hurt my breasts, in which case they get blocked from accessing them. Or the client is generally not a good person and I don't feel compelled to provide more than basic service.

When I first started working, I never incorporated kisses to the clients' nipples. I did it without being asked for the first time, maybe about three weeks into the job, because the client was incredibly chiseled with amazing muscles all over his body. Imagine Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love sculpted. He was great looking facially as well and he seemed like a really nice person. I was kissing and licking his chest when I came across his nipple and gave it a gentle flick of the tongue, which really turned him on (and turned me on too). After that, I started doing it more often without being asked.

I won't initiate and would turn down requests for nipple sucking to men who do not shower USING SOAP IN THE ROOM prior to a session. And you bet we can tell if you've showered or not. I don't care if you just showered at home or at the gym.

I honestly want to if girls think licking my nipples is weird. Because while some will do it, there are quite a few who refuse and I want to know why. I'm young, fit and I'm not hairy so hygiene is not an issue.

It wasn't initially in my list of must-do moves but I've never found it weird. It's definitely nowhere near the top of my list for odd requests I have received. Ever since I've seen how it positively affects the session, I've included it more in my repertoire and I will likely use it a lot more in my personal life. It's surprising how many men actually enjoy it.

 

[Venus Milo]

Further to this. I have asked a few mpas at the end of a session what is the percentage of guys that shave their balls. I got answers from close to none to around 30% or depending on the nationality.

Just wondering from the mpas that contribute in here; what is your experience of the percentage of clients you see that shave their balls?
Thanks

I would say 30-40% of the clients I've seen do shave. Those who are 35 and under mostly shave. It may not be fully shaved (aka skin bare) at the time I see them but I can tell that they shave and not trim. Half of my middle age clients would trim their hairs. Most older men don't shave or trim.