What is the best greeting you have received ?

[imyourpuppet]

Girl came in I was still showering. She stripped down joined me in the shower. Intense DFK, dropped to her knees and gave me head for a couple of minutes. Standing Italian for another minute, I almost blew my load but held myself together. Great way to start a session, I was rock hard for the entire 30 minutes.

 

[newtothis82]

All women exchange sex for consideration. That is what a prostitute does. Therefore all women = same as whores.

Ok...at least ur consistent...I would agree that anyone that excepts money for sex would fall into the this category...and any man who pays is a john...it's all good everybody has different opinions. This is the sex business, just pay and have fun...just don't believe anything these girls tell u...we are just money to them ...period

 

[Jmac]

...Standing Italian...

Never heard that before, please advise.

And if you don't mind it was with.

 

[Jmac]

One funny one, not my best was mpa comes in gives a hug as I glimpse at her tits and she says motorboat me.

Best however was my first repeat with a mpa where she asks after initial hug and kisses, if I want a massage. I say later so she giggles as she rips off my towel squats down and dt slowly to start.

 

[Yodelsinthecanyon]

When I first started I lived for the gym, and it showed.
Lady walked in the room, bit her lip then exclaimed "Holy fuck! It's about time you showed up in here"
The massage was pretty much non existent from that point.

 

[playfulfun]

I have already stated my best greeting earlier but thought I would share my worst.

I went to Muse for the first time about 3 years ago, walked in and had the line up and picked this girl.
I went in the room and had my shower and while sitting I looked around the room.
They have really cool looking chairs and there was a set of handcuffs attached to the glass of the shower.
I was sitting on the table and since my towel was wet I tossed it on the floor by the shower.
So there I am with an erection as the girl walks in and looks right at my erection and said
"I don't Suck and I don't fuck so if that is what you want get the fuck out"
She told me to lay down and proceeded to give me a very hard massage.
As I left the receptionist asked me how my session was, so I told her it was awful.
I explained what happened and she gave me a free door fee.
I gave it to the guy standing behind me.
Told them I would never be back, and haven't gone back.

 

[LostInnocence]

I have already stated my best greeting earlier but thought I would share my worst.

I went to Muse for the first time about 3 years ago, walked in and had the line up and picked this girl.
I went in the room and had my shower and while sitting I looked around the room.
They have really cool looking chairs and there was a set of handcuffs attached to the glass of the shower.
I was sitting on the table and since my towel was wet I tossed it on the floor by the shower.
So there I am with an erection as the girl walks in and looks right at my erection and said
"I don't Suck and I don't fuck so if that is what you want get the fuck out"
She told me to lay down and proceeded to give me a very hard massage.
As I left the receptionist asked me how my session was, so I told her it was awful.
I explained what happened and she gave me a free door fee.
I gave it to the guy standing behind me.
Told them I would never be back, and haven't gone back.

That's pretty bad. I don't think I have ever had a bad greeting experience, other than not finding a girl as attractive as I had hoped from the pictures.

I have never been to Muse but I like everything I see about Paris and I like what I have learned about her from this board so I will have to see her. No one else at Muse attracts me.

So Muse: We'll always have Paris...

 

[playfulfun]

I follow Paris on Twitter and she is quite interesting. She could be the one that gets me to try Muse again.

 

[krayjee]

I have already stated my best greeting earlier but thought I would share my worst.

I went to Muse for the first time about 3 years ago, walked in and had the line up and picked this girl.
I went in the room and had my shower and while sitting I looked around the room.
They have really cool looking chairs and there was a set of handcuffs attached to the glass of the shower.
I was sitting on the table and since my towel was wet I tossed it on the floor by the shower.
So there I am with an erection as the girl walks in and looks right at my erection and said
"I don't Suck and I don't fuck so if that is what you want get the fuck out"
She told me to lay down and proceeded to give me a very hard massage.
As I left the receptionist asked me how my session was, so I told her it was awful.
I explained what happened and she gave me a free door fee.
I gave it to the guy standing behind me.
Told them I would never be back, and haven't gone back.

haha..that was just the opposite of Hoshi former ASB . I went to see her about 2 yrs ago for the first time at Don Mill Sheppard area. As soon as I got into the room she grabbed my hand, led me to the front of the mirror, pulled out my boy and gave me a good BBBJ as a greeting before we introduced to each other. I have to slow her down to take the shower first...lol

 

[ManzMan1982]

I once had a girl say to me:

'Oh, I like you. You have a small penis.'

I guess that is a compliment, sort of. I never knew how many girls liked small penises until I started to hobby.

hahaha!!! Bro that is nothing to be proud of!

 

[ManzMan1982]

I don't like door greetings. I am always trying to get situated, take off my coat, hang it up, remove my shoes etc. I don't want a sex-worker bothering me at the door. Let me get in, get cleaned up and then get started. At $4 per minute, I don't want to waste time at the door.

hahahahahahahahaha..........$4 per minute.....

 

[ManzMan1982]

I am talking about how some girls want to start touching you and hugging you and soon as you walk in. I don't like that.

hahahahahahahahahaha! What a crybaby! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE WOMEN TOUCH ME RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[ManzMan1982]

I like when the girl immediately removes her clothes, lays down on the bed in the ready position and says:

'Come fuck me.'

BUT DON'T TOUCH ME BEFORE TELLING ME TO COME FUCK ME LOL

 

[ManzMan1982]

Fav at premier would rip off her panties hop on the table and say "eat my pussy babes"...

Give us the 1st Letter to her name?

 

[newtothis82]

Her name starts with one of the first 15 letters of the alphabet

 

[playfulfun]

Her name starts with one of the first 15 letters of the alphabet

According to the attendants listed at present that could be anyone of 62 girls.

 

[newtothis82]

According to the attendants listed at present that could be anyone of 62 girls.

Well I have been a very busy boy over the years....she has been around for multiple years and very popular...

 

[havinasmoke]

My best was a return to an old favourite Asian location. Always had really good massages there with just a little touching during the hj. But this time there was a new girl working. After my shower I got nice and comfy face down on the table. She entered the room and we had some small talk. She ran her hands up and down my back and legs a couple of times and then whispered in my ear "I am a RMT but don't worry, we will have fun". After that she proceeded with a really awesome hard massage but on the flip, holy shit! This one was the best of both worlds and I felt like I was having a session back at Perla.

 

[mastiram]

My best was a return to an old favourite Asian location. Always had really good massages there with just a little touching during the hj. But this time there was a new girl working. After my shower I got nice and comfy face down on the table. She entered the room and we had some small talk. She ran her hands up and down my back and legs a couple of times and then whispered in my ear "I am a RMT but don't worry, we will have fun". After that she proceeded with a really awesome hard massage but on the flip, holy shit! This one was the best of both worlds and I felt like I was having a session back at Perla.

Where and who?

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[MPfun]

She ran her hands up and dowy back and legs a couple of times and then whispered in my ear "I am a RMT but don't worry, we will have fun". After that she proceeded with a really awesome hard massage but on the flip, holy shit! This one was the best of both worlds and I felt like I was having a session back at Perla.

A real RMT who gives HE?? Please give details? PM me if you'd prefer.... I would be very thankful!!