oh come on
u take showers
or maybe this is just a bit
a play on words
u say u stopped showering
how about baths?
do you take baths?!?!?!
do u do laundry?
are ur clothes clean?
do u wash ur dishes?
do u water ur lawn?
do u mow ur grass?
do u have pets?
1. Taking baths is girly. I don't want to sit in my own filth and look at my ugly body for 30 minutes, all the while the water becomes colder. Plus, taking a bath causes your tub to collect dirt much faster than what a shower will produce. So, no benefit in having to clean 5 times more often simply to enjoy some non-existant benefit of taking a bath.
2. Yes, I do laundry, but I don't do it often anymore. I don't change my clothes between showers, so if I haven't showered for 9 days, I also haven't changed my clothes for 9 days.
3. I rarely water my lawn. Lawns dont need watering much if you put the right fertilizer onto your property at the beginning of spring and you dont cut your grass too short. In the summer time, it rains at least once per week, at least on average, so with good fertilizer and a properly cut lawn, watering is not necessary too often.
4. I rarely hand wash dishes. I use the dishwasher every day. Hand washing dishes is for poor people.
5. My wife is terrified of pets, so I don't have any at the moment. I would really like a dog or cat, but when you marry a Chinese girl, you usually have to give up cheap car insurance rates and the benefits that come along with owning a pet.