This not showering thing is getting out of hand

[Ursus]

I honestly cant remember the last time I showered. I have to leave for Boston in 4 days and I am debating whether I should shower before I go. I never think of showering anymore. It is as if taking a shower is just a memory that has no signifigance in my life anymore.

I have gone MGTOW, then I have gone further with it.

I don't think I will ever have sex with a woman in my life, ever again!

Such a liberating feeling.

 

[Ursus]

Leela,

I love your beauty. You are so stunningly sexy. Hope when you look up at the stars sometime in the future, you think of me. I will do the same for you.

 

[IronHeart]

Just dig your yourself a mud pit and roll around in it.

 

[Buzzkill]

Get off this forum...you have nothing to contribute

 

[c1000]

I honestly cant remember the last time I showered. I have to leave for Boston in 4 days and I am debating whether I should shower before I go. I never think of showering anymore. It is as if taking a shower is just a memory that has no signifigance in my life anymore.

I have gone MGTOW, then I have gone further with it.

I don't think I will ever have sex with a woman in my life, ever again!

Such a liberating feeling.

Get a job you bum.

 

[Ursus]

I will be in Boston for 6 months this time around. You guys can have your safe space back and feel free to be your Mangina selves.

 

[DickSlinger]

Go have a shower. Thats fucking disgusting. Mgtow is about improving yourself for yourself. Not turning into a queer that doesnt shower

 

[IronHeart]

This guy must eat with his fingers too after cornholed by his Indian "boyfriend".

 

[felixami]

oh come on
u take showers
or maybe this is just a bit
a play on words
u say u stopped showering
how about baths?
do you take baths?!?!?!

do u do laundry?
are ur clothes clean?

do u wash ur dishes?

do u water ur lawn?
do u mow ur grass?

do u have pets?

 

[Ursus]

Go have a shower. Thats fucking disgusting. Mgtow is about improving yourself for yourself. Not turning into a queer that doesnt shower

That post was fucking hilarious. Made me smile. Thank you.

 

[Ursus]

oh come on
u take showers
or maybe this is just a bit
a play on words
u say u stopped showering
how about baths?
do you take baths?!?!?!

do u do laundry?
are ur clothes clean?

do u wash ur dishes?

do u water ur lawn?
do u mow ur grass?

do u have pets?

1. Taking baths is girly. I don't want to sit in my own filth and look at my ugly body for 30 minutes, all the while the water becomes colder. Plus, taking a bath causes your tub to collect dirt much faster than what a shower will produce. So, no benefit in having to clean 5 times more often simply to enjoy some non-existant benefit of taking a bath.

2. Yes, I do laundry, but I don't do it often anymore. I don't change my clothes between showers, so if I haven't showered for 9 days, I also haven't changed my clothes for 9 days.

3. I rarely water my lawn. Lawns dont need watering much if you put the right fertilizer onto your property at the beginning of spring and you dont cut your grass too short. In the summer time, it rains at least once per week, at least on average, so with good fertilizer and a properly cut lawn, watering is not necessary too often.

4. I rarely hand wash dishes. I use the dishwasher every day. Hand washing dishes is for poor people.

5. My wife is terrified of pets, so I don't have any at the moment. I would really like a dog or cat, but when you marry a Chinese girl, you usually have to give up cheap car insurance rates and the benefits that come along with owning a pet.

 

[Ursus]

This guy must eat with his fingers too after cornholed by his Indian "boyfriend".

My boyfriend is a germaphobe, just like me. He hates when people eat with their hands. He even cuts his pizza and his spaghetti so that he can consume it in a more orderly fashion. He really is a great guy. Did I mention he is super handsome? Yes, he is.

 

[Robert N]

What kind of irrelevant post is this!! Why admins don't remove it!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Way to go Ursus. Good for you. No need to take showers if it's not your thing. Did you know that you're saving the earth from catastrophic climate change? But I hope you're not using chemical fertilizer on your lawn. You can spread natural compost on your lawn from your kitchen waste. Or better yet, instead of flushing your toilet, you can save your own human waste and spread it on your lawn this fall before it starts snowing. Come spring, your lawn will be greener than Emerald City. Also, I hope you're not using gasoline or electricity, to mow your lawn. Get a couple of goats. They will be more than happy to keep your lawn neat and trim. Not to mention, they're own waste will keep your lawn fertilized all summer long. Oh and another thing. You won't have drive to the store the next time you need some milk. You can milk your own goats. It will be fresh and nutritious. And you'll be saving money and the environment.

 

[freewilly416]

That’s fking disgusting.

 

[Mr Shibari]

Being unhygienic is a major sign of mental illness and depression. It means you don’t respect yourself enough to be clean.

 

[Ursus]

Riigghhhttttt.

Spending hours meticulously grooming yourself means you are 'healthy' and 'respect' yourself.

Pffffttt.

MGTOW.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Riigghhhttttt.

Spending hours meticulously grooming yourself means you are 'healthy' and 'respect' yourself.

Pffffttt.

MGTOW.

His MG doesn't need a tow. Those are excellent cars.