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[OldFort]

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[Massxprt]

That's hilarious and inevitable at some point! Wendy at White Rose has been around a long time. I think there is very little that would phase her!

 

[Ursus]

I have sharted before. Twice, during appts with SPs.

Lesson learned: If you have to fart, excuse yourself and go to the toilet. You never know if it your urge to fart will exit your body in gaseous or solid-liquid form. Better to be safe and fart over an open toilet bowl.

 

[RealTallGuy]

Use common etiquette I suppose: eat or drink lightly hours before an appointment so you won't be bloated on the table ergo - no need for general embarrassing farts or burps. Have a water after the session to refresh. Done!

 

[Jeiglobe]

Actually had a girl from Flirt fart while I had my finger in both ends. I didn't acknowledge it, she didn't stop moving, so we moved on with our lives!
Nearly every session i've ever had I've ripped one before the girl walked in!

 

[oldmanriver]

Oldfort, thank you for starting this thread. This is information everyone needs to know. Well done. (I thought I was the only one!)

 

[felixami]

in the words of jimmy fallon...
eww eww eww...

guys guys guys...
no farting
hold it in

excuse yourself
take another shower

i've gotten bbbj in a variety of positions
it is a scientific fact
that women have a
keener sense of smell

so cleanliness
is important

 

[Ursus]

I experienced a girl pussy farting during sex. I like pussy farts.

I also experienced a girl orgasming fluid onto my clothes (I left my shirt on during sex and it got soaked).

 

[RealTallGuy]

Yes stay clean, gentleman-like, and no out-of-place sounds from within during the session.

 

[Massxprt]

Anyone ever rip off a hot fart while getting a massage before the flip? I accidently let one fly while getting a massage from Wendy at White Rose Spa. She seemed to ignore it but the session went down hill. I laugh at it now but at the time I was pretty embarrassed.

How long ago did you see Wendy? What's she like these days? Anybody else seen her lately? Always different opinions about mileage.

 

[Massxprt]

Used to be a lot of chatter about her a couple of years ago. Always speculation about what she might do extra for certain customers. Others swore she had strict limits. I believe she is well into her 50's now. I know that she owns White Rose.

 

[Captaincanucj]

FUNNIEST STORY EVER AT AN MPA - true story

a friend of mine back in 2007 was visiting a spa on the queensway and he might of eaten mcdonalds before going. He step into the shower all excited about his massage on lunch. and bam! he sharted all over the shower floor, there was fecal matter on 1 half of the shower floor. he started to panic.........

there was alot of fecal matter , so there is not much he could do at that point , i cant imagine what the MPA would say when they walked in and smelt the stench of shit and the mess in the shower. thank god there were extra tower in the room . he basically took a towel and moped the shit up from the floor and wrapped it up.... he then hid it inside the room. and it fucking stunk...

he hopped back into the shower re cleaned himself and washed up the floor... '

during the flip the MPA stuck her finger up his ass.......... prostate stimulation .... and at 1 point she smelled her finger and looked at it......

after he was done, he quickly showered and left..... pheeeeew

i guess there was a little surpise for the MPA staff at the end of the night or the next day.

nice little present they got!

 

[felixami]

speculation

when i do stuff that's really too embarrassing
to admit

i say
it happened
to a
friend

 

[Mrannon60]

I experienced a girl pussy farting during sex. I like pussy farts.

I also experienced a girl orgasming fluid onto my clothes (I left my shirt on during sex and it got soaked).

Rookie mistack buddy, no shame as some are less experience and knowledgeable but if you have sex with a girl and air is released from her pussy its because you are fucking all wrong and probably feels uncomfortable for her, only in porn does a man fully insert and fully pull out and repeat again and again. Its what causes air to be pushed inside her then released from what my gf tells me it feels very uncomfortable and that is not a good sign

 

[Mrannon60]

Exuse my bad English

 

[JEG]

My wife made pretzels,
I lost my appetite.

Oh, I have tried so hard to ignore this thread

 

[oldmanriver]

JEG, you dont have a big dog, do you? I remember having to clean many of these up over time.

 

[Ursus]

Rookie mistack buddy, no shame as some are less experience and knowledgeable but if you have sex with a girl and air is released from her pussy its because you are fucking all wrong and probably feels uncomfortable for her, only in porn does a man fully insert and fully pull out and repeat again and again. Its what causes air to be pushed inside her then released from what my gf tells me it feels very uncomfortable and that is not a good sign

Exuse my bad English

You told me, in a previous thread, that you are a paralegal. How can you have 'bad English', yet work as a paralegal? Doesn't make sense.

 

[Mrannon60]

Its the internet for christ sakes. We're on a prostitute hooker site. Unless u have paper work for me, i am not here to work on proper grammar and spelling give me a break lad

 

[Mrannon60]

Just tryinf to give constructive criticism here