Porn today...wtf!

[luvdafurburger]

Being a loyal porn follower for years I hate to say it but porn used to be better. Sure the camerawork and angles have improved but what a slip imo. Used to be a dozen girls, a few guys like John Leslie and the Hedgehog banging one on one or maybe a threesome. The guy would have some normal positions, and blast away...usually with her finishing off. And sometimes they had tongue and cheek plots and were amusing. Devil in Miss Jones, Debbie does Dallas. Remember Mr Hardwick the Candleshop owner?
Skip a few years and it becomes stag camera POV with guys like Eric Everhard fucking faster than a Beagle and lasting longer than glaciers move. And Jules Jordan stuff which was...well. Then it ends whacking off on her face. OK...but I'm not really into watching guys whack. Would prefer she finishes him and the face thing is fine.
Now it seems pointless and has just gone fucking gross not only in what they do, also what their "plot" is. I watched a Netflix and the ex porn chick is like the plot is" yeah it's always the same bullshit".
Case in point: typical scenario-
Stepdad is home alone whacking off. Stepdaughter comes home, starts showering, Stepdad starts facing peeking on her and we see a giant dick filling half the screen whacking with the girl in the background eventually noticing and is horrified. But two seconds later she is petting kitty because she's horny.
"Oh nooo! What if Mom comes home?!" But she starts with a BJ.
4 min later enter Mom: "wtf!!!!! What are you guys doing!?!?"
8 seconds later Mom goes to her knees and sucks cock...with her fucking daughter probably eating her out.
Sorry but to me that's just fucked up.
Other scenarios include the chick has 3 cocks in her ass simultaneously and a lineup of...what's the latest record?
Or maybe the "hatefuck" thing where the chick's throat is being assaulted so that people can see the guys 12" dick ramming her throat until she she pukes repeatedly on his dick and it's in a fucking dog bowl which she fucking eats. Jeezus.
Or maybe the chick who would scare most army sergeants (and resemble them) with her brush cut and tattoos on every inch of her acting like a dom while the guy watches her (his wife) get sodomized by 3 dudes and then eat the fucking creampie. Again...wtf! Have to laugh though: 1 porn actor has the funding alphabet tattooed on his leg. Not sure it he thought about the fact he mostly will see them backwards in a mirror. Or the chick that probably has a passage from Mark Twain covering her ribcage.
Imagine the odors on these movie sets.
Of course nowadays they edit out the moneyshot too. Although annoyingly pixelated, at least the Japanese stuff can be funny because they have crazy imaginations. (I suggest you turn down the volume). I saw one where the girls were on this super slow carousel and guys would stay in location as the girls asses stuck out the wall and would get fucked as they passed by. The Japanese stuff haha. One I saw was clearly a working dairy farm and the chick was tied up like a cow with a cowbell in a stall while the Farmer went to town. Hilarious.
I can't believe I am longing for the "golden years" of guys whacking off on the girl's faces. What's next?! Spanking dogs while the girls blow the dog?! I shudder to think.
Are guys really into this shit?!
Two cents and rant over.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Nobody watches porn .
They all watch crazy YouTube video
Like this.

 

[parkways]

there's 14 million videos on pornhub. try a different search pal. if you can't find something you like the problem is you.

 

[sugar3d]

So change the channel.
There are sooo many options for so many people.
If you don’t like one option, switch to another.

 

[AthleticAF]

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[Asslvr7777]

for all you saying to change the channel I'm guessing that the OP is referring to the porn being made today with e the new stars. theres more than enough in the back catalogue to enjoy.

in all fairness when youre 40-50 the world is no longer marketing to you anyway. youre already too experienced to fool into buying valueless rubbish and your money and attention is way too valuable as you realize that your storybook has much less pages left than what you've already read.

pick one and the above is true of the current product. they're all waaaaaaaaaay less enjoyable as they used to be.

music
sports
nonporn movies

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Nobody watches porn .
They all watch crazy YouTube video
Like this.

Prank videos are better than porn videos

 

[Toomanymiles]

There’s only so many fantasies to fill. When you did everything I guess you seek out weird shit. Which explains there’s wierd scenarios that is going on in porn (like incest). Straight fucking aint enough, you gotta add some perverted plot twists as well.

 

[AthleticAF]

There’s only so many fantasies to fill. When you did everything I guess you seek out weird shit. Which explains there’s wierd scenarios that is going on in porn (like incest). Straight fucking aint enough, you gotta add some perverted plot twists as well.

It's probably also why guys like Epstein got away with what he did.
The wealthy elites are bored of the mundane.

 

[hangul99]

The pizza delivery guy or the repair guy isn't getting laid in porn anymore or the landlord trying to collect rent? Lol!


But i get what you're saying. There does seem to be a large amount of incest themed porn on the internet. That's a little messed up.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

The pizza delivery guy or the repair guy isn't getting laid in porn anymore or the landlord trying to collect rent? Lol!
The one where the pizza delivery guy gets a BJ is fake !!!!!!!!!!!!

But i get what you're saying. There does seem to be a large amount of incest themed porn on the internet. That's a little messed up.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Nobody watches porn .
They all watch crazy YouTube video
Like this.

Most guys will do this for their mistress .

 

[Toomanymiles]

It's probably also why guys like Epstein got away with what he did.
The wealthy elites are bored of the mundane.

yeah when you rich and can afford it with whichever escort in the world, I’m guessing constantly fucking sex workers gets boring. At some point it’s gotta be the thrill of not getting caught.
Guys like epstein are super smart though. He was able to get rich legally. Knew how to play the system. Probably the best in the world at what he did.

 

[Toomanymiles]

Epstein was controlled by higher ups and was essentially a creepy pawn. This is why he was killed.

It was not about the sex, but essentially blackmail and control of powerful people.

yes possibly. He definitely knew a lot that’s for sure. His place in the Caribbean had a church like building with Poseidon as a statue. Lol nuff said

 

[Hornet]

70s and 80s porn were actually movies with actual storylines but with hardcore sex in it. Still that way in the 90s but then gonzo movies started —> all sex and no plot. It became quantity over quality at that point. The French porn or Danish comedy porn from the 70s and 80s is some of the best stuff out there.

 

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[Sybarite]

Of course nowadays they edit out the moneyshot too.

That's the price of free porn...

You have to subscribe and pay for the moneyshot.

 

[c1000]

Because porn became so accessible, some guys need more extreme acts to keep them excited.

Vintage porn, the focus is on sex with a woman. Modern porn, the focus is on pushing her to extreme limits.

 

[luvdafurburger]

I think my point was that porn had a certain fun element/tongue in cheek quality way back. Even stuff like Mitchell Brothers Behind the Green Door has an interesting backstory. According to the actor, if true, Marilyn Chambers got fucked so hard she passed out. But it wasn't punching, spitting, puking, choking, and three dicks prolapsing her ass.
But porn used to be a bit of fantasy! I mean, even the stupid incest scenario I can get past. But I actually WAS a Pizza Delivery guy as a kid. It never got me laid. But hey, at least I could dream about it lol. (I wonder if the Cableguy?TV repairman is extinct now...maybe replaced by the Internet Installer). If only those women knew how much time that Maytag Repairman had on his hands... AND he had a washing machine.
But when I think of what porn is, it kind of boils down to fantasy and maybe dreaming you're that dude going to town on those two hotties or whatever.
So that is my question: is the choking, spitting, puking shit what guys are fantasizing about now? Seems seriously fucked up. It would seem that the most common scenarios posed would be the ones most commonly fantasied about and I would have thought that shit, although exists, would be on the outer fringe of the market. And yet it seems quite prevalent. And where is it going?

 

[snoopdoggie]

A few years ago when TV started out, there were only 3 networks. CBS, NBC, and ABC. Today, there are so many networks out there, it's like dandelions popping out of cracks in the middle of your driveway. The talent and quality level is so watered down, it makes it so difficult to find something that's a little bit interesting to watch. The same goes for porn. It takes time to find good quality and what interests you, and to weed out all the crappy porn.