In all seriousness felix,
The government of Canada prints currency - electronically - and then lies about the inflation rate and claims the difference as real GDP growth. They manage one of the world's wealthiest economies based upon absolute, undeniable fraud.
They even admit they misrepresent inflation on the official Bank of Canada website. The Canadian sheeple are too dumb to even notice. House prices go up 10% per year, food prices go up 5% per year etc., but when the government of Canada claims that inflation is only 1 - 3% per year, the Canadian public believes this shit.
Amazing. Sheeple.
When my bank rep wanted me to lock into a fixed rate, I told her that the entire economy is based upon currency expansion and debt, therefore, interest rates can't go up too high or we will become insolvent as a nation. So, I kept a variable rate mortgage and saved tens of thousands on my mortgage payments.
Sometimes my psychotic but aware mind saves me a fortune. Sometimes it causes me to lose. Either way, I don't care about consequences. We all die and turn to dust and nothing we do will be remembered when we are gone.