I haven't brought up my dog in quite some time and if I do it's very passive. If I've ever talked about it, it was because someone had seemed genuinely interested so don't blame me that you were acting to get brownie points or some shit. Sorry my trauma got the better of me for less than 5 minutes.
You're a vile human and I hope you never come back to see me again.
Ps. I don't know who you've got mixed up with me, but I don't do bbfs and it'd be nice if you'd stop spreading lies.