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[Deleted member 89502]

What is your protocol if a condom breaks inside you resulting in a cream pie?

IMMEDIATELY hire a blimp to share the news.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I usually leave a landing strip from my neck to my shaft. Would that bother you?

Why stop there?

 

[Happyman]

Chat - DATY Improves Service ?

So noticed something recently. go down on a girl. Blowjob gets infinitely better. Like after she’s satisfied. She puts in extra effort to get me off. Anyone else notice this?

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Which points you agree and disagree on the above postings?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Chat - DATY Improves Service ?

So noticed something recently. go down on a girl. Blowjob gets infinitely better. Like after she’s satisfied. She puts in extra effort to get me off. Anyone else notice this?

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Which points you agree and disagree on the above postings?

I literally just read through that thread.

DATY is such an individual thing but, GENERALLY, in the back, we complain if you are trying to be a hero about it by doing 100 different things, if you spend 95% of the session on it and we now have to panic and rush to get you off, and if you keep going after we came (it's painful). Also. if we suspect your mouth is gross, it's going to be difficult for us to enjoy it. Also also, it's really awkward for us to keep seeing you look up at us (if we are on our backs).

 

[cupcrazy]

have you cut back on working due to covid? What safety precautions do you take to deal with the ongoing covid pandemic?

 

[Happyman]

I literally just read through that thread.

DATY is such an individual thing but, GENERALLY, in the back, we complain if you are trying to be a hero about it by doing 100 different things, if you spend 95% of the session on it and we now have to panic and rush to get you off, and if you keep going after we came (it's painful). Also. if we suspect your mouth is gross, it's going to be difficult for us to enjoy it. Also also, it's really awkward for us to keep seeing you look up at us (if we are on our backs).

In short, it’s work not joy for you girls, at least not for you

 

[Deleted member 89502]

In short, it’s work not joy for you girls, at least not for you

How did you reach that conclusion based on what I wrote?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

How did you reach that conclusion based on what I wrote?

Edit: Sorry to say, but we wouldn't be doing anything with 99.99% of you if you weren't paying us.
It's a job, first and foremost.
Don't take it personally, just make sure you understand.
The primary thing that makes you a good client is how much you are paying us, period, followed by hygiene, manners, personality/appearance, generally.
The girls who place a high level of importance on your sexual prowess are usually bipolar II and in the throes of a manic episode, which typically span weeks or months, or have CPTSD/PTSD (hypersexuality is a consequence of trauma, usually sexual molestation in childhood/adolescence) 80% of SWs are drunk/high or both at work. The last shift I worked, 60% of the girls I worked with were on Percocets to not feel the physical soreness and to be able to stay calm to deal with neanderthal clients.

 

[Happyman]

Edit: Sorry to say, but we wouldn't be doing anything with 99.99% of you if you weren't paying us.
It's a job, first and foremost.
Don't take it personally, just make sure you understand.
The primary thing that makes you a good client is how much you are paying us, period, followed by hygiene, manners, personality/appearance, generally.
The girls who place a high level of importance on your sexual prowess are usually bipolar II and in the throes of a manic episode, which typically span weeks or months, or have CPTSD/PTSD (hypersexuality is a consequence of trauma, usually sexual molestation in childhood/adolescence) 80% of SWs are drunk/high or both at work. The last shift I worked, 60% of the girls I worked with were on Percocets to not feel the physical soreness and to be able to stay calm to deal with neanderthal clients.

Thanks for your honesty

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Thanks for your honesty

You're welcome.

 

[JustChilling]

Edit: Sorry to say, but we wouldn't be doing anything with 99.99%

Who was the 0.01%. Just someone attractive or a customer you saw long term and started to appreciate? Unless you were just being generous and it's actually 100% LOL

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Who was the 0.01%. Just someone attractive or a customer you saw long term and started to appreciate? Unless you were just being generous and it's actually 100% LOL

Attractive, generous and kind.

 

[JustChilling]

Attractive, generous and kind.

Besides obviously tipping more, any tips on things we can do to make the MPA's we see have a better day? I try not to look at it as something I'm just forcing to someone to do because I'm paying, I want them to enjoy their time too. Sorry if it's been asked already, so many pages to get through haha

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Besides obviously tipping more, any tips on things we can do to make the MPA's we see have a better day? I try not to look at it as something I'm just forcing to someone to do because I'm paying, I want them to enjoy their time too

In point form, for your reading pleasure and comprehensive retention:
- Ask for what you want
- Be generous
- Be clean
- Don't pry and don't be negative (it's emotionally draining)
- Give a genuine massage
- If there is time left, after you've paid and you've gotten off, that's a good time to ask if there is anything you can do for us - we will be more relaxed because the pressure is off and we've been paid - that's likely when you will get requests for more freaky deak shit, if she wants it.

Generally speaking, the above is what makes you a client that all the girls are genuinely happy to see when we see you walk in. We don't have to fake anything, and will generally go the extra mile each time we see you, and will genuinely try our very best to make sure you leave happy VS if you are cheap, gross and trying to get the most for the least.

 

[JustChilling]

In point form, for your reading pleasure and comprehensive retention:
- Ask for what you want
- Be generous
- Be clean
- Don't pry and don't be negative (it's emotionally draining)
- Give a genuine massage
- If there is time left, after you've paid and you've gotten off, that's a good time to ask if there is anything you can do for us - we will be more relaxed because the pressure is off and we've been paid - that's likely when you will get requests for more freaky deak shit, if she wants it.

Generally speaking, the above is what makes you a client that all the girls are genuinely happy to see when we see you walk in. We don't have to fake anything, and will generally go the extra mile each time we see you, and will genuinely try our very best to make sure you leave happy VS if you are cheap, gross and trying to get the most for the least.

Great advice, thanks!

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Great advice, thanks!

You're welcome.

 

[Gulag107]

I'm replying to this to add a few more things.

- Pay, fuck, leave. Understand that any personal conversation is an opportunity leading to the manipulation of your emotions.

This last one isn't related to a first visit experience, moreso a general thought.

My genuine wish for all men who use the services of sex workers would be for them to take that money and, once a week, use it for a personal trainer to enjoy the physical, mental, and emotional dividends. It is sad to me that there is such a large percentage of the male population who rely on sex workers for an emotional connection that is rarely genuine, or because they are not physically attractive/socially competent enough to get the type of woman they desire.

I think that you are disingenuous, are an impersonator and actually have a cock !

 

[John1980]

I'm replying to this to add a few more things.

- Pay, fuck, leave. Understand that any personal conversation is an opportunity leading to the manipulation of your emotions.

This last one isn't related to a first visit experience, moreso a general thought.

My genuine wish for all men who use the services of sex workers would be for them to take that money and, once a week, use it for a personal trainer to enjoy the physical, mental, and emotional dividends. It is sad to me that there is such a large percentage of the male population who rely on sex workers for an emotional connection that is rarely genuine, or because they are not physically attractive/socially competent enough to get the type of woman they desire.

Well said.

 

[Sybarite]

- Ask for what you want

- Bring $500-$1,000 cash in 50s and 100s...enough to pay the door fee and enough to pay for whatever service you want in the room.

Welcome back. Appreciate your feedback as always.

Please don't answer for yourself personally (unless you want to), but more generally speaking what would you say are all the various services clients might ask their MPAs about when they bring $1000 with them to their sessions?

 

[Chubbypickle]

Welcome back. Appreciate your feedback as always.

Please don't answer for yourself personally (unless you want to), but more generally speaking what would you say are all the various services clients might ask their MPAs about when they bring $1000 with them to their sessions?

That’s for the plan b pill experience.