Closer68 does the GTA

[J0J]

First of all I want to thank you gentlemen for helping with my trip planning. It was eventful to say the least and it would not have been possible without your assistance. Also, sorry for the delay in writing this review, I had been out of town constantly and did not have time to put together anything worth you reading.

I will try not to get into too many specifics about each individual girl on a personal level because a couple of them asked me to keep certain things confidential. But, basically, I had a pretty good time up there. I told them I was on massageplanet.net and some of them already knew I was coming and had the whole thing planned out! That was a real shock.

I got email addresses, phone numbers, offers to hang out in the city next time I was in town, etc. I could have partied with a couple of these chicks. A couple of them told me straight up "I date clients." More than one of them told me I would be disappointed with other girls on my list. It was pretty funny how competitive they were.

The approach I took was basically to be myself. I wasn't trying to be overly nice or anything hoping to get extras. I let them all know that I would be reviewing them on this board and if there was any particular act they were going to perform that was outside the realm of appropriate posting I would honor their request to keep it to myself. And I will

Ok so my plan was to see Athena (SRM) on Friday, Christina (Platinum) and Jennifer (Allure) on Saturday, and Tia (Utopia) on Sunday. Well that all went out the window when I was on Steele's Ave and Yonge street at my appointment time. Out of towners man, we end up all over the place messing with mapquest.

Sooooooooooooo.... since I missed my date with Athena I decided that I would see all 4 of these girls on Saturday. Yep, I busted 4 nuts within 5 hours. It was crazy but I am in my mid 20's and did not seem to have any problems.

The first girl I saw was Christina @ Platinum. She was also my favorite out of the 4. Also, I heard a lot about how she talks too much but I actually really liked her personality. She was appropriately silent or not silent when we got down to business. She just had a boob job and the work was great. I really enjoyed her and I would rank her #1 based on the overall experience I was seeking.

Christina @ Platinum

location: 6 (this place is a dump)
face: 7 (it's not classically pretty but i dig it)
body: 10 (booming, perfect)
tits: 10 (dont even get me started)
ass: 10 (flawless)
attitude: 10 (this is the opposite of making love.. perfect)
effort: 9 (she really does aim to please)
finish: 10 (speechless)
massage: 8 (not my thing for one, but it was good)
repeat: 100% Absolutely (fuck yes)

After I finished with Christina I went over to Allure to see Jennifer. With the fantastic reviews she had I was expecting her to be my #1 choice. Sadly, she comes in dead last at #4. I had been privately warned prior to seeing her that I would not find her that attractive and that my source did not know what all the fuss over her was about. It pains me to say that I agree. What makes this so sad is that Jennifer put more effort into pleasing me than any of the others. I can say that with absolute certainty. This girl gives it her all. I found her whole stage production to be way overdone though. I prefer a more "real" interaction. I am far from the most attractive person on earth and therefore really do not deserve to put another person down. However, this is a review board and we are reviewing her services as a service professional so I will render the following opinion: I just wasn't attracted to Jennifer. I am absolutely certain that she felt no attraction towards me either and what's remarkable is that at no point did she let that on, which is admirable.

Jennifer @ Allure

location: 10 (awesome, tied with Steele's for the best)
face: 6 (too plain for me)
body: 6.5 (not firm enough overall, and no standout trait either)
tits: 5 (saggy, small, not fun)
ass: 7 (she had one, thats about it)
attitude: 10 (u could not ask for a better attitude)
effort: 10 (u could not ask for more effort)
finish: 8.5 (good stuff, really)
massage: 9 (i actually enjoyed this very much)
repeat: No

Once I finished up with Jennifer I headed out to SRM to see Athena. She is the one I was most looking forward to thanks to INDN_LVR and what not. Unfortunately she is really lazy. She ended up being ranked #3 on this list as far as overall experience. She is also not the sharpest tool in the shed, but for some reason I did enjoy talking to her quite a bit with her airheaded ass lol. Also, she has had zero work done and has a great body. Great cans and has the look of a girl I would take in as a mistress. Her session was completely uninspired though in my opinion. She is not very polished and I would suggest some experience but I just don't think she is a woman that is wired to please a man. Never will be. You married guys know what I'm talking about.

Athena @ SRM

location: 10 (awesome, tied with Allure for the best)
face: 9 (extremely cute... very sexy)
body: 9.5 (she could stand to lose a little in the tummy.. but HOT)
tits: 10 (natural and perfect)
ass: 9 (loved it..)
attitude: 7 (she was cool)
effort: 5 (I was not impressed)
finish: 6 (I need her to be more active)
massage: 5 (I'm not sure what this was exactly)
repeat: NO (but she is #1 on my list of who I want to bang out of the 4)

Finally, we have Tia at Utopia. Now, the website said she was Egyptian and their fucking website is all black and white so you really can't get a good read on anybody's complexion to begin with. I have to admit I was extremely disappointed when instead of a bronzed Egyptian cutie walks in.... a regular skinny black girl. At first I was like ok this is some bait and switch shit and I thought I was being hustled. But then when I asked about her background she goes "oh, ha ha.. they have it wrong on the website." Apparently, she found this to be much funnier than I did. However, I had just busted 3 nuts and I was ready to call it a day anyway, so I went for it. I must say, gentlemen, that I was quite pleased. This girl gives the best massage out of all of the ladies and it was so good that she earned my #2 rating! She goes to TOWN man. Tia is no joke. Nothing sensual about this, I wasn't really even turned on at all. But her massage is superior. Flat out.

Tia @ Utopia

location: 6 (dumpy)
face: 4 (not cute)
body: 6 (extremely skinny.. not in a good way)
tits: 5 (whatever)
ass: 6 (she had one, thats about it)
attitude: 10 (u could not ask for a better attitude)
effort: 10 (u could not ask for more effort)
finish: 9 (good stuff, really)
massage: 10 (amazing)
repeat: YES (only for a "real massage" type of experience though)


*** I went a bit over budget (550 USD vs. 500 USD) and just went for the BS option with everybody. In retrospect, this was a bad idea. The only person I would say is worth a BS is Christina @ Platinum. With Jenn @ Allure I would have gone with a basic massage. Same with Tia @ Utopia. With Athena @ SRM I would recommend the NR option. I also would not go beyond 30 minutes with any of them. At the end of the day you can only cum once and spending 20 to 40 extra bucks every time you go out for BS vs. NR and/or 40 mins vs. 30 does add up.***


Anyhow, there you have it. Again, thank you all for your assistance. One final time here are the rankings in the Closer68 GTA MPA World Cup.

1)Christina @ Platinum
2)Tia @ Utopia
3)Athena @ SRM
4)Jenn @ Allure

 

[MRSATM]

Thanks for a great review Closer68.

I'm not surprised the girls knew you were coming. I didn't want to tell you, but I'm sure all 4 girls lurk on massageplanet.net I guess they're logged in more than we'd imagine.

All 4 girls look very different and I was wondering how this would play out.

Sorry you didn't have as much fun with Athena as you were hoping. I think your comment about her being "not the sharpest tool" reflects worse on YOU than Athena, but you're entitled to your opinion. Just a thought...

Anyway, overall it sounds like you had a good time, and 4 MPA's in a day is quite impressive.

Thanks for letting us know about your exploits!

 

[The Unknown Chef]

I prefer a complete opposite approach as I treat massageplanet.net as if it were Fight Club. The first rule of massageplanet.net for me is never talk about it, the second rule is never talk about it. I prefer my sessions to be unaffected one way or another by announcing I post on massageplanet.net. Also there are some ladies out there who despise massageplanet.net and I would hate to have one of them with their hands on my most important possession knowing I post on massageplanet.net.

Thanks for the reviews, though unless you were charged for a discussion on quantum physics as part of your session, the comment about Athena not being the sharpest tool in the shed really wasn't necessary.

 

[Evan]

I thought that you didn't want a massage

 

[PotHead Pixie]

Me thinks some of the girls were playing around with you, knowing that you were a massageplanet.net member.

Not saying that it is impossible.. I would be a hypocrite for saying that, as I on a few limited occassions, have had the opportunity to meet with some MPA's on various social levels. But those have been people I either had seen for a while, or with an MPA that knew me through someone else, and I had there trust immediately.

But doing this through my 20's, the offers (legit and non-legit) are not that frequent.

Think what you will but to have a bunch of these girls give you these info means not only them, but probably some of the other girls in the back, were probably trying to get a rise out of you.


But thanks for the reviews and 4 trips in one day is someting. Glad you had a good time. I agree with your assessment of Jenn, who I think is overrated (but to each his own... and in this case the majority rules) . Like IL and GD, I have to take exception to your comments about Athena, who is an extremely bright attendant and student. Her mind could have been elsewhere else on your visit... maybe it was a bad day for her... so your comments of "lazy" could be fair, but the other comments are not.

 

[flutterby]

What's up everybody? Thanks for your responses. Based on some of the things that have been said on here and privately I suppose I should add a few things and address your comments.

hbbb1: I could not agree more bro. Christina @ Platinum is a superstar.

INDN_LOVER: Athena was the girl I most wanted to see based on pictures. Her picture on the SRM site is smoking hot, and she is even more gorgeous in person. You are my favorite poster on this board, and your comments on Athena definitely added to my desire to see her. Nothing about my review reflects negatively on you. I took your thoughts regarding my comments into consideration. Further comments on Athena below.

golfdude: I hear you. Keep in mind this was my first time doing this, so perhaps future visits will not include me outing myself as a massageplanet.netite. Further comments on Athena below.

hak: Anything is possible, and I was not trying to brag. I was simply reporting what happened. If they were getting a rise out of me, playing me, GREAT! I don't live in Canada and could not care less either way. Like I told you guys before my trip, I have no interest in "mileage." If it happens, it happens but it does not reflect negatively or positively in reviews. Again, a girl giving me extra mileage would not and did not reflect positively or negatively in my reviews. As a matter of fact I will go out on a limb and say Christina @ Platinum kept EVERYTHING within acceptable MPA boundaries yet she was still ranked #1. Furthermore, I have absolutely no desire to socialize with these girls outside the establishment. I do, however, comment repeatedly on who I WOULD socialize with if I were to do so. See comments below.

Sanya (Athena @ SRM): Fair enough! Your point is well taken. You have a ton of fans on here for a reason and whatever I said I assure you was meant in a rather lighthearted way. Having re-read my post, though, it is obvious to me that it does not come off as lighthearted, so that is my fault. The fact is that on a personal level I probably have the most in common with you and like I said I really enjoyed talking to you. But is my review about how I feel about you as a person or about how much I did or did not enjoy the services that I paid for? I think it is important to keep the business vs. personal thing in mind. After all, I know for certain (for some reason) that you would not pay me for me to give you a body slide. I understand that and do not take it personally. Again, I really really enjoyed hanging out with you once the massage was over. You remind me a lot of an ex-girlfriend of mine. The "sharpest tool" comment was kind of meant in a teasing way, even though it did not come off that way. I almost considered you my homegirl and that's how I talk to my friends. I thought your "airheadedness" was really cute! I want to repeat for everyone's benefit that I do not think you are dumb. I just think you have a lazy way about you, your eye contact comes and goes slowly like molasses and you talk in more measured tones than the other girls. It is very charming. On top of all that, Athena, I think you are the best looking girl I saw period. Not even close, no contest. This is reflected accurately in my review of you. Now for some reason (hmmmmmm lol) I get the feeling that I'm probably the last guy on the planet you would ever hang out with, and that's fine. Just know that out of all 4 girls I saw you are the one I would most want to hang out as a friend. But that's personal stuff. My decision not to pay you for a massage again is strictly business. I truly wish you and everyone I saw on my trip to the GTA well in their future endeavors and hope the feeling is mutual.

 

[Cyphier]

This of course is what makes massageplanet.net a double edged sword. How does one offer constructive criticism without insulting the MPA on a personal level?

MP services are extremely intimate, and it's not like reviewing a movie which involved hundreds of people with ONE end result

That said, the purpose of this board is to share ideas and experiences about our MP sessions. You don't owe me or anybody else an explanation as to WHY you feel a session was successful or unsuccessful. I consider two MPA's to be "bullet proof" when it comes to offering a recommendation:

1.) Mya @ A & R
2.) Athena

Nobody has to agree with me and I enjoy reading other points of view. The ONLY reason senior members develop any type of "clout" on massageplanet.net is because not enough others share ideas. If there were double the number of reviewers then our opinions would be watered down.

I guess the point I was hoping you'd learn is that reviews aren't written in a "vacuum." I was concerned for Athena because:

1.) some guys would misinterpret what you would imagine are innocent comments. They'd book appointments thinking she was somebody they could manipulate for mileage. Yes it happens.

2.) I know she reads the board occasionally and might find your comments hurtful.

I've been fortunate enough to develop several MPA friendships and I consider Athena a personal friend. I took exception to the way the MODS treated her a few months ago when the NRP was lifted and made my feelings WELL known. That doesn't make her beyond professional criticism but when I see comments I know to be UNtrue, well, enough said.

Anyway, you seem to have had a good weekend in Toronto and hopefully you can make it back again soon!

I look forward to reading more of your exploits

 

[Summer099]

I LOVE Athena.She has an awesome personality and a perfect body.Down to earth and fun to talk to.

 

[Welcome to the end]

Mr. Italy!!! The Legend has returned. Waddup T

 

[Karlie]

I echoe Closer's thoughts on Athena @ srm. Very uninspired, detached session, very raw in terms of massage skills and while she does have a pretty good body ( although I prefer more toned/fit ) I wouldn't repeat. Indian Lover sorry bud but I had much better connection/session with Jayde @ Lexa.

 

[Smile Jesus Loves You]

I agree

 

[Hugh]

You don't have to apologize to me dunkula: EVER.

It's YOUR money and every MPA out there is subject to constructive criticism.

This is exactly why I recommend a number of girls. If MPA A isn't to your liking MPA B should be

 

[Mommy to Max ~*6-11-09*~]

Well guy...now that she is going to be starring at HFH, she will be getting that proper guidance on her way to becoming the second best mpa in the city. Way to go Kayla...another stellar acquisition.

 

[Jimmy R]

Wow... I hadn't been on massageplanet.net for the past 3 months and I return to find the thread going strong?! Awesome! Lol... anyway guess what? I'm thinking about making a return visit to the GTA this weekend..

Any recommendations for round 2?????

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello gents. I am finally planning on making a triumphant return to the GTA for round 2! If anyone has any recommendations I will certainly look into booking that lady. I should be in town within the next two weeks.

 

[gridagent]

Ha - nice.

Are you honestly that offended by my review of the last trip?

I thought offering a sincere apology, both publicly and via pm, would have sufficed. If there is still any lingering animosity I would happily consider apologizing to you personally as well. Just keep in mind that it was my first experience with the GTA scene and I was trying to be as forthcoming as possible. You might want to consider cutting me some slack.

 

[star69]

I cant believe how you rated Jenn wow never would have thought that i think she is gorgeous and fun and sweet

 

[dark horse]

Sanya/Athena doesn't have a mean bone in her body. SERIOUSLY.

I'm sure she'd be happy to see you again

 

[Sea Cucumber]

I have set up the following (tentatively) as Round 2 of the Closer68 GTA MPA World Cup

1)Christina @ Platinum
2)Annabelle @ SRM (I'm an ass man and a latina man)
3)Jasmine @ Studio 9 (A PM referral from a very trusted advisor)
4)Raquel @ Allure
5)Sanya/Athena @ SRM (Unless she lets me know publicly or privately that she doesn't want to see me - a request I would certainly honor. Otherwise, I want to give her a second chance because I still feel bad about last time.)

The plan is to go with NR instead of BS because I find it frustrating not to be able to go all the way with it. With massaging back and forth I am better able to focus on the situation at hand. I am tempted to make an exception for Christina since I had a great time with her BS, but this is a competition and I want to keep things fair.

As you can see, I am going for "thickness" with the possible exception of Jasmine - in which case I have no idea what she looks like. I'm really into curves at MP's as the women I date tend to be more on the tall/leggy/skinny/gorgeous face side of things (which has its obvious charms) and this is a nice escape from that. I'm looking for meat on the bones on the extracurricular side, lol.

Any and all thoughts are appreciated - I could not do this without you guys.

 

[maurice]

Are you going for all in one day again? Or 2 days? If you spread it out over a week or 2, would your ideas about the sessions change?

I mean, you rushed around your 4 sessions in one day last time. A session rushed is, most of the time, not a good time.

Maybe you're just in town for the weekend?
I can't recommend any on that list, I haven't seen any of them.

But, if I haven't had a good time the first time with an MPA, then I wouldn't repeat. Like you say, it might be better this time or whatever, but why go back?

You say your criticism was meant in a playful way, which I see can be mistaken in a bad way on a forum. That's fine. Putting pressure on either of you might just be an awkward scene.

Or go in with no expectations this time, enjoy the chitchat and female charm and beauty. Have a laugh about your last session. Expecting something perfect in 30mins. is usually disapointing.

You say it's a competition too?