Ask Trin: a thread for Newbie Questions.

[Ang(:]

Fellas,

We seem to have a mix of experienced pooners as well as quite a few newbie pooners here on Etown massageplanet..

Now, the experienced guys don't necessarily need assistance from me..they've paid their dues, attended their classes, survived their pooning "wounds and injuries", and have graduated to an advanced level of pooning. Bravo to them!!

However, you newbies are still trying to find your way in a seemingly bewildering environment, with many pitfalls and mistakes to be made.

So, if we are to encourage and nurture our next generation of Reviewers, I thought that our Etown massageplanet posters and REviewers with some experience should offer you newer guys more assistance than just "Use the Search Function", or "Do a lot of reading".

As well, we need to be exercising a lot of patience and understanding with you.

So, this thread is for your Newbie questions. I promise to answer them with respect.

In addition, I'm changing my philosophy on the 2 REview guideline for offering information/intel to new posters with questions. I will be offering intel here on public post not only to posters with 2 Reviews on massageplanet, but also to newbies with this understanding:

* Our Intel/info is not "Free"..Your Reviews are your Currency for obtaining info on any site.
* We provide you with INtel/Info, you agree to provide us with your Reviews of your future sessions.
* In essence, we're giving you an "Advance", a loan, if you will.
* You'll be "Re-paying" us with the currency of your future Reviews. The more currency you have, the more intel you can get.

As for questions from the senior guys, my answers to you will be answered with humor, mockery, bantering and "fucked up" nonsense.
Fuckkkk...i think i've just volunteered to be the "Ann Landers" and "Ask Abby" of etown massageplanet..

FRIVOLOUS QUESTIONS ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED!!

And the Ladies are invited to join in also..I would certainly appreciate your help!!

And if you'd like to ask your questions to get a Pooner's POV, I'd love to give you candid answers from the male perspective..

SENIOR MEMBERS ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED TO CHIME IN WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE INSIGHTS!!

 

[whoever this is]

Here's one that i've been wondering for some time now ....

i am 37 years old, fit, clean, and physically a decent looking guy, i know that ymmv, so i am reluctant to see sp's that are in their early or mid 20's. i was wondering how sp's view sessions with older guys? and, whether i should stick to the lovely girls around my age or take the plunge with a younger girl?? or is it that a sp who consistently gets nice reviews will not care? i have no idea!?!?!
Thanks ..

 

[Cal0130]

I think this is awesome ... time for the distinguished alumni to pass the torch to the next generation of pooners

 

[Sheetal]

I'm considerably older than you and no one would ever describe me as fit or decent looking. I see girls in the 20's regularly and we have a great time. Now, having said that, I'm in Calgary and I believe you to be in Edmonton, but I doubt that would make a difference.

PS: Trin, great idea man. You're an inspiration to us all. ( Ever think you'd read a post from me saying that?)

 

[atom f]

By frivolous questions... what exactly do you mean by that... sorry too lazy at the moment to look it up in a dictionary or something.

 

[IslandArtiste]

SPs see a lot of different ages.. a lot!! From the 19 year old beginning pooner to the older guys in their 70's ...yes, that's right, in their 70's..

Some of the younger gals will clearly advertise "No guys older than 45", but to most SPs, money has no age bias.

Many Sps prefer sessions with older guys who are more experienced and respectful..Some won't see young guys..the younger guys (under 25) tend to have hair trigger orgasms,(they come too easily, as soon as the girls touch 'em).., if they come too soon and think they haven't got their money's worth (or so some ladies have told me) in the MPs where it's only SSOG.. , they think they've been ripped off..

It's your money..determine what really turns your crank beforehand.
* Does youth turn you on, or maturity?
* Do you like spinners, or bigger girls?
* Do you want full gfe, or safe gfe,?
* If you want full gfe, you're better off with the visiting gals who openly advertise what they like....lol.
* The younger MP girls who are just beginning, in general, tend to be inexperienced, restrictive and uncomfortable with the action (MHO).
* An SP who gets consistently good reviews is a very good bet. She sees fat guys, skinny guys, young guys, old guys...An SP with consistently good reviews tends to view servicing her clients professionally, with a focus on looking after the guy's satisfaction, and usually, the most important thing to her is not your age, but how nicely you treat her.
* If you're clean, personable and respectful to her, and your chemistry with her is good, she will usually offer you up the full limits of her menu. At 37, you're in the Goldilocks category of pooners,..not too old, not too young.

 

[masterj00769]

It's a question that's not serious in nature and you're not expecting a serious answer from me..such as "Trin, do you really have a one inch cock that looks like a hamster??".

 

[Miniver]

Well ... do you? .... ROFL

 

[Inc.2wks ago]

There that subject line should get some attention.

I don't think that Trintrin should be passing on his knowledge and experience to new pooners... We should all be passing on our collective knowledge!

Wish I had of known about the boards before my first couple of experiences. Not that they were bad, but I might have tried a different route and felt that I had got better VFM. I learned a lot by just reading posts and "observing" and when I had some questions they were answered very informatively and respectively. What will make Etown "great" is everyone pitching in to help the newbies.

Like I've said before, Internet anonymity allows for a lot of A#% holes to come out of the word work, but we don't have to allow it here.

Hmm, now where does this soapbox go back to again...?

 

[mikezz]

Come on Trin.... Answer the question. One minute I hear you have a a little one, then you talk about nine inches. Or were you ordering a small pizza? ) Come on Trin. We need consistency here.

 

[ifehearted]

when i say 9", I meant i gave her my one incher 9 times!! Den I tell dem I'm delivering de pizza with sausage and salami..

That be why i so loves de smaller asian gals..I usually hear from dem "WAHHHHH!! BIIIIIGGGGG COCK!!! TOO BIG!!!" a standard SOPAM line dey tells alla de guys..

Grimnar...see wadda mean by "Frivolous"!!.. de only kinda responses de senior members expect is mindless fuckery!!

FUCKERS!! (On massageplanet, Fucker is a term of endearment!!)

 

[R S]

No question, just a comment.

I never had a bad session until I had a great one to compare the rest too.

 

[Ggg]

Noble, in your opinion, what made for your great session?

Reason i ask, is that , when we start as pooners, every session was exciting as long as the lady shared her FS charms with us. But after a while, we experience a gamut of shitty sessions, some average mediocre ones, a few good ones, and then....BAM..Great sessions, Awesome sessions, Fantastic sessions!! We achieve Nirvana, scale the peak of ecstacy.

Once we've tasted a GREAT session, the rest seems so plain..

The more experienced pooners know of which I rave..you rookies will someday arrive at that point.

 

[GingerSpice]

So I gather that you'll have much more to contribute whenever someone asks a question?

 

[staalwart]

This is an interesting thread... and if I didn't have this situation arrive lately I might not post as I am a Cal-gal instead of Edmonton...

Anyways, I was with a client and I do what I can to "have fun" as well... well he actually got upset with this saying that if he was the one paying that he should be the only one to cum... well to say the least, this is the first time this has EVER happened and frankly I had NO idea how to handle it... I ended up just kind of laying there with I am sure a puzzled look on my face... I am just wondering, most guys aren't threatened by this right? Hell, me getting my rocks off is one of the best parts of my job so I am REALLY hoping this was one of those special ones...

You know, special with a capital "R"...

Anyways, any feedback will be appreciated.

 

[[email protected]]

I consider this guy to be in the minority. I would say most guys love to see their SP have a roaring orgasm. Even a fake one (as long as it's not over the top) is better than nothing at all. It kind of builds our ego and makes us think we're doing a good job down there.

Personally I love to give my SP a good massage and toungue lashing. Giving her pleasure and seeing that she's getting turned on, gets me hornier than ever.

 

[lily-jane]

Agreed, Annabelle this particular client definitely had a screw loose. You sound like you have a great attitude, don't change anything.

 

[Beryl 0.2.1/Ubuntu 9.04]

annabelle, this situation is very rare...most of us guyz love having a lady enjoying herself with us and openly showing us how much.

Since we are so visually stimulated, we are (most of us) in awe when looking at and experiencing our partner having her orgasms.

The ladies such as yourself who allow themselves to cum during their sessions are always my preference.

My recommendation: Put this gent on your "DO NOT REPEAT" list, and refuse him further service, regardless of how much he offers to pay, ..

If he's otherwise a very nice gent, and you decide to allow him future sessions, at least you know what to expect and you can practise your best "Lay there like a blow up doll" routine. After he's gone, you can then use your favorite toy on yourself.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wicked thread Trintrin.....keep up the good work

Red

 

[goldenthread]

Thanks for all the advice guys... I got worried there for a second...

After all I consider cumming my benefits package