ASIAN BACKDOOR . . . reviews

[Minerva]

BEHIND DOOR 1# . . .

SPA . . . CHANG'S
MP . . . SHIRLEY
HERITAGE . . . CHINESE
FACE . . 7.0 (not necessarily the first one you'd pick out of the litter . . . but . . . sexy)
BODY . . . 7.0 (slim, like em' w/ a bit more chub)
ATTITUDE . . . 9.5 (confident, sexy vibe)
SERVICE . . . 9.5 (one of the best in the biz)
DAMAGE . . . $85/ HR . . . (drop'd $120.00 bones including tip)

Legend . . . no one in the biz like her . . . slip in the spa for the 1st time . . . meet up with Shirley . . . first impression . . . older . . . but . . . in her own way . . . sexy . . . offers me a lather n' rinse . . . bounce in . . . come out . . . Shirley's in the room waiting for me . . . kills the lights . . . we're ready to rumble . . . she says . . . lay face down . . . I say . . . you didn't say . . . "Simon Says" . . . she doesn't get it . . . puts me on ignore . . . no bubble gum talk . . . Shirlley's all business . . . I dig that . . . next . . . she straddles up on top . . . giddie up . . . strong hands . . . scented oils . . . CD playing . . . I can get used to this . . . she asks . . . hard or soft? . . . I say . . . sorry, not good with pop-quizes . . . in her gravelly sexy voice says . . . you bad boy . . . I say . . . OK . . . you got me . . . did I mention Shirley's strong hands . . . power drives me into the table . . . long strokes . . . short ones . . . who's keepin' track . . . Shirley's working her way down . . . she's wearing tightie whities's (shorts) . . . you know the ones . . . zipper's riding up and down my crack . . . didn't know therapy was supposed to be this much fun . . . palms . . . fingers . . . it's all good . . . next . . . fingers running up and down my coolo . . . hydrolics are seriously cranking up . . . like a total pro . . . puts me on ignore (again). . . she's works my legs . . . ends up at my feet . . . thank god . . . no cheez . . . pulls a toe or two . . . snap-crackle-pop . . . Rice Krispies . . . cruises uptown again . . . does the leg thing . . . barely touching the skin . . . Shirley calls this her . . . "softie massagie" . . . right about now . . . I'm goin'n "oingie-boingie" . . . push up my pelvis . . . Shirley doesn't miss a beat . . . inside goes a finger. . . I pucker up . . . wink . . . it's all over . . . lie there . . . Shirley walks out . . . brings back a warm towel . . . feel like if I fall asleep . . . won't get up for a week . . . slip the clothes back on . . . on the way out . . . Shirley hints . . . tea to go? . . . I stop . . . smile . . . give her a kiss on the cheek . . . she smiles . . . we share a moment . . . say bye bye


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BEHIND DOOR 2# . . .

SPA . . . EAST PEARL HOLISTIC CENTRE
MP . . . ANNA
HERTIAGE . . . CHINESE
FACE . . . 7.0 (pleasant, cute, mature 30+)
BODY . . . 8.0 (curves in all the right places, big natural C's)
ATTITUDE . . . 9.5 (awsome, giggly, senual)
SERVICE . . . 9.0 (likes her job)
DAMAGE . . . $100.00 . . . 45 min BS . . . stayed closer to 60 min (slipped her a couple of cherries on top)

Get to the spa . . . little hand hits 10 . . . customer in front of me makes his exit . . . cool . . . got the place to myself . . . Anna is facial pleasant (about 30 + yrs) . . . long dark hair . . . big boobies (natural C cups +) . . . like her vibe . . . all smiles . . . she plays follow the leader . . . takes me by the hand to the room . . . next . . . head for a scrub under the tap . . . finito . . . cruise back to the room . . . wait a sec or two . . . here's comes Anna . . . assume the postion . . . try to be cool . . . ask her how she's doin' in Chinese (Mandrin) . . . "ni hom ah" (SP?) . . . she laughs . . . feel like a total retard . . . no biggie . . . used to it . . . she kick starts the session by rubbing my shoulders . . . fingers work down my back . . . I gently touch her leg . . . she pulls it in closer . . . next . . . do the footsie thing . . . touchy touchy . . . she giggles . . . next thing I know . . . she hops on my back . . . totally stretched out . . . thinking . . . cool . . . she's into it . . . has her arms in front . . . slip her a couple of kisses . . . next thing I know . . . she's pushing her button up against my butt . . . get that funky feeling . . . this feels waaay too good . . . "queers folk"? . . . on second thought . . . who cares . . . push up my pelvis . . . hit it . . . I nearly start to squeal . . . next . . . flip over . . . grabs my onions . . . pours oil over them like she's ready to toss a salad . . . wait . . . gets even better . . . goes deep space 9 on me . . . slips in a finger . . . my cheeks squeeze together . . . can't stand it . . . an ounce or two of fluid later . . . it's all over . . . temporary paralysis . . . thank the massage gods . . . outta there

Enjoy fellas . . .


SIMON

 

[vodafonewtf]

Nice reviews, but what's....... with the...... Hooked on Phonics .........typing?

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

And where did the fingers slip? We talking prostate? Was there release at shirley? I;d like a good massage and release, no prostate though.

 

[Kitten<3]

EAST PEARL HOLISTIC CENTRE..??

Location please!
thanks D

 

[i love him]

those are the best reviews I have read here FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

 

[Arkane Steelblade]

No release at Changs. Strictly legit. Great massage though.

 

[LALA13]

Remo...

Have you ever been there.. ?

 

[David C]

Hey DUNDRUM . . .

You'll find Anna's spa over at . . . 1395 Yonge St. 2nd Floor (just South of St Clair) . . .

my impression is that she closes up shop at about 10:00 pm . . .

have a great time . . .



SIMON

 

[Barbie]

LOL . . . FUN STUFF!!

Simon, do you have Anna's phone# . . . thanks in advance



D.P.

 

[thankfull]

does she use a glove? do you bring your own?

 

[Blah B]

I think..................is com...........puter for.........................st............st..............stut...........................stuter...........................stuttering!

 

[Samina M]

All the spa contact information is here:
www.toronto-exotic-massage.com/

 

[_starwarspezfreak_]

I was wondering the same thing - did the glove go on before the finger went in?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'd say it's more of a YMMV thing . . .


SIMON

 

[Gia C]

I think his reviews were excellent, most fun I've had reading in months. Although they took me 15 minutes to read and I had to peel my eyeballs off the screen when I was finished. Still.........great!

 

[narsha84]

I don't get it. The back door is an exit point, not an entry point. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

 

[Y Y]

Here's another thread that touches on several of the points that have been brought up here:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47289

Perry

 

[AnnaXOX]

They keep latex gloves in the back room. Linda uses latex...still can't get Anna. Forgot the other girls name.....I passed on her.

MM

P.S. I think the asian hotties have the lock down on the backdoor entry...like to the fine art level. EE girls come in second. I've yet to meet a Canadian who proficient at it....

...if anyone knows of one (a Canadian who's good at PM)- send me a PM (private message that is)

 

[lizi]

MIKEY . . . Thx for the tip bro . . . question . . . who's Linda? . . .



SIMON

 

[Junie]

Linda's the one chicky I had the session with there when I went looking for Anna (who allegedly has huge naturals;-))

Linda's got long black hair, nice shape, really attractive. She's not the anorexice looking one- or the kinda chunky one. Linda's got about B-cups, nice face, speaks good English. The chunky girl is horrible with English (yeah,I went looking for Anna twice).

Linda does okay PM...the other girl doesn't use latex but she not to good with it.

They won't say who's working on the phone...I have to keep going in to play russian roulette...

MM