What's your worst fear at the MP?

[Claire D]

This subject has been partly mentioned in other posts in the past. It was on my mind tonight.

So what's your worst fear at the MP?


Mine is lying face down on the table, all excited and in heat. In comes the MPA and she's a 60yr old woman (no insult intended for elderly MPAs) with trembly hands, false teeth and otherwise pretty scary looking with the lights on. What's worst...I know this woman! Holy sh*t, she's my step-mother!

 

[Marlena C]

agree with you there. LOL.

Or just getting seen going in by someone I know.

 

[Pompal 09.]

wouldn't LE qualify on that scale? Not just a visit, but a raid?

 

[PB&J]

Yes PS, that would be my worst fear.

I usually know ahead of time that my attendant is not going to be a 60 year old granny goodtime!

 

[Wondering Soul]

Going to SRM to see Sophie and she HOPS into the room in a bunny suit.
I would then know that Fuzzythumper has finally outsmarted all of us and won her over.

 

[Wayf]

My worst fear is going to see a MPA and she thinks I'm Fuzzy Thumper and asks me to hop around the table and feed her peeled carrots

 

[Salvo]

My worst fear is walking out and seeing someone I know well walking by the place and recognizing me and where I was "coming" from.

 

[as.erwin]

My worst fear would be for me to lying face down on the table ready and waiting for a new MP that I have not tried, nor seen any reviews on.

She walks in, looking, sounding and smelling hot...of course I opt for the BS, the only way to test new talent. The room is dimly lit, but I can make out her upper body in the mirror to my left (she is on my right). Beautiful and sexy, figuring she has been altered/enhanced, but hard to tell. Will wait for the "touch test" to make the final call.

She climbs up on the table behind me and starts a long, sensuous massage, gliding her fabulous bolt-ons up and down my back and...

I feel her breath on my neck as she is teasing and delighting me. I am lost in one of the most incredible massages I have ever had...

To increase the teasing, I feel her hand playing with my boys from behind...teasing and tickling, and also a little back door teasing.

I am lost in this treatment for several minutes. She is using one finger to play at the back door, lightly, but stimulating none the less. I am getting into this.

She has slid her hands over mine, fingers interlocked with mine, while she continues this teasing.

Wait...

Both hands?!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is this finger coming from?!!!!!!!!!

What the F!@%$#%$#^%%^

This is not the kind of "Take one for the team" that I was prepared for!!!!

Missing a measurement on the profile, 36-24-36 should read 36-24-36-9

Bastard!!!!

I feel so used and violated....

 

[Wai]

The police raid would be number one, let's face it.

Followed closely by bumping into someone you know as you have left (not inside, cause then you are both in there.)

After that, maybe an altercation inside the MP (like a brawl or shooting) would be a rough one.

Failing to get a hard on would not be good either.

 

[Lying Lib Radicals]

hearing the 'crying game' on the radio in the room.....then feeling the 'crying game'...

 

[RaZzor]

LE #1 for sure
contracting something...scary stuff #2

 

[Gold Hat]

LE is the worst.
Seeing someone familiar when i am getting out of the session.

 

[Wes]

Like they say... one man's fear, another rabbit's fantasy....
(note that the bunny suit would be of the playboy variety... shows more...)



*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

 

[Master Chief]

#1: LE
#2: STD's
#3: Vanessa @ Back Fitness
#4: This attendant http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49838
#5: The table breaking or getting an injury while in session
#6: Running into someone you know if everyday life.

 

[Arkane Steelblade]

My worst fear just happened a couple of days ago, at HFH. Called to confirm my much anticipated appointment with Cameron only to be told that she retired and will no longer be back.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and (taken from the book "Long days Journey into night", and the movie "Apocolypse Now")......"the Horror, the Horror"!!!!!

 

[_Hill_]

mine would be something like this, but with the ending changed a little:

when all of a sudden, she says..."DADDY?!?!"

 

[kimmy]

I honestly can't think of anything.

Maybe if the MPA, were to utter, "Oh, Rev ... "

 

[Pompal 09.]

Cold chapped hands comes to mind. Johnson doesn't like sandpaper hands....

 

[Gonzalez]

Hmmmmmm, I got a peeled carrot that comes to mind!

Jazzman

 

[Diane]

worse is when she keeps talking about pool. pool this, pool that ...