Talullah

[ughcxora]

Newguy, I appreciate the questions. Allow me to repeat the answers I gave when you said the exact same thing on another board half an hour ago.



Not really, no. The paranoid scenarios were essentially around people using a variety of aliases to circulate lies and untruths. That's not what has happened here.



Perhaps yes, and perhaps no. My goal isn't to fuck her business up but to help her improve it. The level of service she provides to the average dude walking in has declined, and as a fan and a defender of hers, one of the things I regret doing was sort of batting back at the little bits and pieces of criticism that came out from John Doe 1-100 when I knew in my heart there was something valid in what they were saying. Before I am anything else I try to be honest. Feeling like I was obliged to keep the truth at bay is something I hope I never experience again.



Of course it's not a public declaration - the absolute first rule of pussy board usage is YMMV. The boards are FULL of reviews where one guy got something the next guy didn't. I'm absolutely not the first to say he got what he got. There are reviews on TER and posts on this very board recounting some of the same services. In fact, the ambiguity around what Talullah does or doesn't "do" with her customers has been a problem for her with guys walking in assuming that for 180 or 200 bucks they'd get to fuck her. Many guys walked away from those kinds of sessions pissed off and then posted vague subterfuge-filled reviews that said the massage sucked or she was ugly or she yelled at them or even worse things simply because they were looking for something that was ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY not on the table.

I posted my honest account of what I experienced. I do the same for every provider. Most who write reviews do that too. Is the suggestion that reviews and posts should soft-pedal what services are provided to keep others from asking for or expecting the same? If so, these kinds of boards will serve very little purpose at all.



I do not labor under the illusion that a 20-something year old Asian spinner in hot lingerie and high heels would have much if anything to do with a fat, middle aged white dude like me if there wasnt a transaction involved. When I began seeing Talullah I had virtually no fame. It was always a transaction at its core for her, and that's exactly how it should be. Would I have wanted her to "fall in love with me" or whatever? Well, sure, OK, but did I expect it or need it? Absolutely not. I felt and still sort of feel affection for her but I was not deluded.



Is it an "attack"? I didn't see it that way. But here's the long and short of it. (1) I am not a nice guy, don't bullshit yourself. I'm like everyone else who is addicted to pussy. (2) For weeks I have felt incredibly shitty about things with Talullah. I felt dishonest for leaving all the glowing comments out there and I also felt frustrated that she believed wild, untrue things about me that had no basis in reality. Posting the truth was a relief for me.

 

[keldog1964]

I'm ultimately saying all this because I keep hearing from bewildered and disappointed mongers who've seen her and can't seem to figure out why this cute little spinner with the stripper lingerie, inflated tip expectations and sterling reputation treated them like garbage.

So you sent out this poison pen letter to save the masses from being treated "like garbage" -- You coud have simply but out a review that say her skills, motivation , services, whatever, were slipping -- but instead it feels more like you are exacting revenge.. not sure for what.. but you are clearly trying to hurt her...
this was personnal -- your comments on what you received was unnecessary. You know this will make it harder for her --

Disclaimer : Have never seen T / doubt I ever will... Otis, I'm really a fan of your writing and generally your outlook, which seem positive - just think you have lost your perspective here...

 

[IncredibleHulk]

Perhaps some lemonade can be made here and T will take this commentary as constructive criticism. I'll know for sure if my next call to her doesn't result in Cantonese curses and a click .

 

[missbeans]

Well then...never mind.

 

[adam/penny]

Nope, but my comments were not directed at your post.

 

[rhodecol]

Which isn't actually what I said, now is it?

 

[GarethC]

wow improved service is provided with an additional tip...who woulda thunk it

 

[Arizona Knight Wolf]

I firmly believe that money does not talk to Talullah, it swears. And it sings to her like the siren song of pussy sings to the heart of the monger. Undoubtedly, she is still capable of providing a first class experience if the moon and stars align with the proper combination of money, charm, and the power of the pen.

 

[Bored @ Work]

If you throw $180 or $200 at her in the beginning, do you think she will still provide shitty service from beginning to end? I find that hard to believe if it is so. I have found that the power of money can never be understimated. If you don't believe me, ask your congressman.

 

[Mahal]

She gave an excepional massage and it was even more impressive considering her frame. Looks wise she can be considered very cute or an atypical HK Plain Jane depending on your taste...and race (god damn Asian bias). I had the good fortune of being treated favorably, but I knew coming in she had a psycho streak in her and even without that intel one could easily tell she could go from 0 to bat-shit faster than you can say dian gai.

 

[Bella Bull]

Thanks Kingotis, I've been on the fence about her for a while. I guess she's been hyped up for a while and the reviews of her have been across the spectrum. What I gather is she's a professional when she puts her mind to it, but her personality can fluctuate hour to hour.

 

[<3~??~<3]

Astutely observed. I spent plenty of time reminding myself that at the core was an exchange of cash for services. Many, many memorable, pleasurable hours for which I was more than happy to pay are what I get to carry away with me, and that's what we all get out of this hobby, ultimately, finally, in the end.

 

[deaddolly]

I did sort of hope that trust would evolve and friendship would triumph over what I will call her "dark" thoughts. My fondest and deepest wish for this young woman whose life stretches endlessly before her in the way it does in youth is that one day she will feel real love, love that is built on trust and brings with it humility, compassion and some measure of selflessness. I honestly and truly believe she will find it and, finally, as a result, she will find herself.



I will say - I usually spend a long time crafting reviews, choosing words, putting experiences into thematic contexts. This one poured out of me like a flood and the instant I posted it I felt the gray cloud that has followed me for weeks dissipate into vapor. After weeks of telling myself "any day now, any day now" I, too, have been released.

 

[Nikki - choke it]

You had a good time while it lasted and you came out relatively unscathed, that makes you ahead of the game. At least there is a hobby life lesson here...no matter how comfy your relationship evolves, it is still a business transcation and we should never forget this.

 

[offegorub]

I can only say that in your detail you have offered an experience of the long and short of it, and in what feels like a balanced way. I understand her paranoia, and I understand her allure. They are one. And, I, for one, appreciate your account. It "feels" authentic. But...we know about "authentic." All I can say is I really did enjoy reading your post, having tried only twice to call her with no results...fantasy driving me on. So, now, I "am released." And, so some of your probably can guess my approximate age. That's what's fun about visiting this site...imagining the possible, for those of us for whom that becomes increasing challenging. Talullah lives to inspire. I rest my case.

 

[Tsunami Dhimani]

And that is why you are the King O 'Tis! That was a breathtaking and ultimately "you can't make this stuff up" testament.

This business can make everyone a little crazy... a little love and trust can go a long way to getting the crazy stuff to hide away - but it may just be waiting to come back... until someone tries to kiss it away again... O' Life!

 

[Lucille Franzer]

This will inevitably bring out Talullah’s vengeful army of defenders (of whom I was once one) but as one of her biggest all time fans and until fairly recently regular customers, I am probably in a better position than most to offer honest and unabashed criticism. I will add that every word of my positive reviews of Talullah was true at the time, from my point of view. Some things have changed and others have not.

(1) The level of service and the menu she delivers depends entirely upon how much Talullah "likes" you. How much she "likes" you is determined by a combination of (A) how you treat her (15%), (B) what you look like (5%), (C)how comfortable she is with you (5%), and (D) what she believes she can get out of you (75%). (D) is comprised partially by how good a tipper you are, but more importantly whether she believes you can bring customers to her by posting positive reviews on the boards. Service is directly proportionate to what she believes she can get out of you - which I expect is true for 95% or more of the individuals in this business.

(2) Any customer calling her for the first time runs a 50/50 shot of being verbally abused, apparently - that much is pretty well documented here and elsewhere. What is less apparent is that any customer showing up for their first session with her stands a 50/50 shot of receiving mediocre to vaguely terrible treatment. There's a heavy groupthink mentality on Talullah that intimidates a lot of guys who've walked away less than thrilled but who are reluctant to say so on the boards. Having contributed to the groupthink, I hope I can help to dispel some of it now.

(3) I've spent dozens of hours with her and received what I suspect may be the best service she gives. For the record, she does a terrific hard massage. I'd absolutely say when she is focused and energetic, she is capable of giving one of the best massages around. Does she give the best massage in Manhattan? No she does not. I've had comparable or better massages in the past two months for sure. I'll also say that her focus and concentration really seem to have fallen off lately and that the quality of her massages has suffered as a result. She seems to be more interested in money, gossip and rumors than in delivering great service.

(4) There is alot of speculation about what's on the "menu" with her. To my knowledge she does not actually allow clients to fuck her. Obviously I can't say that's categorically true, I can only say that's what she told me, and that I didn't fuck her, and that if I could have fucked her I would have jumped at the opportunity because she's got one of the tightest pussies I have ever had the pleasure to eat and finger. That quality also suggests to me that she's not taking miles of cock in her snatch....

Beyond that, I can say the first couple times I saw her were handjob only. When I showed up the second time she very craftily and astutely figured out that I was kingotis - I certainly didn't tell her, she made connections with my word choices in conversation and drew her own conclusion. The second time I tipped her a hundred bucks as an investment. Then I waited, and I didn't call her. Finally she sent me a PM on another site asking me to come see her again. I fucked around and put her off and then eventually came to see her and got a nice reward in the form of very nice DATY and a very good BBBJ. Though she is a small girl and tends to gag a little, she takes it like a professional.

At that point I was hooked. I gave her an absolutely ecstatic review and started seeing her every couple of weeks for a great massage, DATY and DATO, and a nice BBBJ. The best BBBJ ever? No. But a good one, yes. She also was game to do a little prostate massage on me - she said she had never done it before...yeah, sure. Ok. She did a decent job of that as well, though others are far more skilled than she is. I tipped her a hundred bucks each time. Yeah, 180 total is a lot to pay for a massage and blowjob. But for a really great massage, reliably solid blowjob, and an attractive young provider who never watched the clock and always cultivated the illusion that she was interested in my life, it was absolutely worth it to me.

There were little side perks as well that made it worthwhile - like the opportunity to fuck the living shit out of a friend of hers who occasionally worked with her. When she was there Talullah would invite me over and I would literally pound this little Chinese girl – who called herself Tracy - in every orifice for an hour for 120 bucks, and she would come repeatedly - believe me this was not an act, this girl was convulsive with her orgasms. One of my deep regrets is that I never got her number. I did ask for it repeatedly, but Talullah would never dream of losing her iron grip on anything she can control.

(5) With all this good stuff there was some pretty fucked up bad as well. Talullah has an absolutely awful cruel streak and is deeply and profoundly paranoid. Talullah used to refer to the friend I mentioned above as "the fat girl." The first time I fucked the fat girl I was slightly worried I'd show up and find some enormous beast. The girl was probably 120 pounds. She was "fat" relative to Talullah only, which meant she had a little baby fat around the middle. But that didn't stop Talullah from repeatedly mocking her about her weight. Absolutely awful behavior and I would make a point of saying how lovely and sexy "the fat girl" was to counmassageplanetalance the cruelty.

What's worse, though, is that Talullah kills time by reading review boards and she invents deeply paranoid scenarios and imagines connections that don't exist. She repeatedly accused me of posting all kinds of shit under all kinds of user names on various boards, despite my endlessly swearing up and down that the only name I have ever used is kingotis. I just don't play that game, it's not what I do. But somehow she got it into her paranoid mind that I was carrying on conversations with myself on the boards and, even weirder, posting critical comments about her under other user names and then answering them as kingotis. Her paranoia grew deeper when, according to her, a couple girls were arrested at an RMP in the same building as her. I have absolutely no idea whether it’s fact or fiction, but she absolutely believed it. Not only was she worried about getting in trouble herself, she was worried that her customers would stay away if they heard about it.

In truth, I made the mistake of letting her guess my board identity and then ending up in a friendly relationship with her where we would text each other about this and that...and then sometimes those deep paranoid delusions would appear and I'd back away as she would accuse me of all kinds of insane things that I would never even imagine doing. If I had kept it purely professional, none of this would have mattered. I found her intriguing and I absolutely felt a genuine sort of affection for her even when she was conducting herself like a psychotic 16 year old brat, and I absolutely allowed it to evolve into an odd and dysfunctional "friendship." At this point I stand behind every word I wrote about her in positive reviews and posts - every word is an accurate reflection of my experience. But over time the service she provides has declined and deteriorated. If you’re one of the guys she still “likes” you might see a different side of her.

She will certainly decline to see me as a client now that I have posted this. That’s both my loss and hers. I was a pretty good client for her, and she is capable of giving an excellent massage when she sets her mind to it. Unfortunately, she rarely does that anymore and seems to be more focused on review boards, paranoia and gossip, as well as trying to increase the amounts of tips she collects. I would love to see her deliver the service she used to deliver again, and if she did that I would gladly pay for her services. But the way she treats the majority of guys who see her is poor. While I will undoubtedly catch shit for saying this from her small army of loyalists - who will undoubtedly call me names or accuse me of some sort of bullshit manipulation - I'm ultimately saying all this because I keep hearing from bewildered and disappointed mongers who've seen her and can't seem to figure out why this cute little spinner with the stripper lingerie, inflated tip expectations and sterling reputation treated them like garbage.

 

[Tapioca Is A Pipe Bomb!]

This happened with me with diff providers. Its normal. In fact, it is good...better than have jizz everywhere on yourself.

 

[Yorkshire Gal]

This is not a "bump" since the last post was a mere 5 hours ago.

Everyone has limits. Talullah has hers.

I have mine.

I've posted 10 reviews in the past 20 days...and none of them were reviews of Talullah.

 

[skmathew67]

Ahem...yep