Chat RMT MILF Mary Uxbridge

[snoopdoggie]

Has anyone tried Mary in Uxbridge. I keep seeing her ad on Kijiji.

 

[stockup]

Has anyone tried Mary in Uxbridge. I keep seeing her ad on Kijiji.

link?

 

[KChan]

Certified Holistic health practitioner yoga , massage & reiki | Massage Services | Kawartha Lakes | Kijiji

Hello, Mary from Inside Out holistic therapies certified in massage, Shiatsu massage, yogaIndian head massage, reiki, Life coaching, Open Monday to Thursday 10am to 7pm, Friday 10am to 5 pm and sat/sun open up for request between 10am and 2pm Please text/call at 905-251-0129 or 226-241- 6037...

www.kijiji.ca

 

[snoopdoggie]

I asked about her service. She's not into sensual massage, as it's all therapeutic. Although she would allow you to lay fully nude, if you behave, which I guess that means you can't fondle her anywhere. After asking her, she said she can massage your balls, because it can be therapeutic, but she won't touch your penis. So, I'm thinking she doesn't want to say, because she doesn't want to lose her license. But, just maybe, if you see her more than once, she could do a bit more, who knows? Just my opinion. But it's seems nobody has met her yet?

Update: She also said she offers yoga, and you can do nude yoga with her. But she won't get nude, or even topless at all.

 

[ignorethisact]

I asked about her service. She's not into sensual massage, as it's all therapeutic. Although she would allow you to lay fully nude, if you behave, which I guess that means you can't fondle her anywhere. After asking her, she said she can massage your balls, because it can be therapeutic, but she won't touch your penis. So, I'm thinking she doesn't want to say, because she doesn't want to lose her license. But, just maybe, if you see her more than once, she could do a bit more, who knows? Just my opinion. But it's seems nobody has met her yet?

Update: She also said she offers yoga, and you can do nude yoga with her. But she won't get nude, or even topless at all.

she'll massage ur balls? and lets you be nude?

cmon where is all the TOFTTers, this is prime meat wtf

 

[snoopdoggie]

she'll massage ur balls? and lets you be nude?

cmon where is all the TOFTTers, this is prime meat wtf

Yeah, I agree. You would think she'd get more conversation about her, but maybe Uxbridge is way too far for most guys. Massaging your balls without handling your cock isn't too great, but better than nothing, I guess. But, I'm not speaking from first hand experience though. Pardon the pun. My guess is, if you see her after several visits, she may do more.

 

[KChan]

Yeah, I agree. You would think she'd get more conversation about her, but maybe Uxbridge is way too far for most guys. Massaging your balls without handling your cock isn't too great, but better than nothing, I guess. But, I'm not speaking from first hand experience though. Pardon the pun. My guess is, if you see her after several visits, she may do more.

I definitely agree.....I have seen her ads for a while, and the distance is an issue. Also based on the ad and her look, my thought was 100% legit.

However, based on the information in this thread : undraped massage, massage your balls, nude yoga.....I definitely think there is open-mindedness that could lead to at least a HE.

I would TOFTT however that drive is a bit too far for a maybe.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I definitely agree.....I have seen her ads for a while, and the distance is an issue. Also based on the ad and her look, my thought was 100% legit.

However, based on the information in this thread : undraped massage, massage your balls, nude yoga.....I definitely think there is open-mindedness that could lead to at least a HE.

I would TOFTT however that drive is a bit too far for a maybe.

Perhaps car pooling with a friend may be an option. Book 2 separate sessions back to back. The problem with that is you each need to take turns waiting around for an hour.

Quite possible if your cock responds to the balls massage, she may like it.

 

[ignorethisact]

Perhaps car pooling with a friend may be an option. Book 2 separate sessions back to back. The problem with that is you each need to take turns waiting around for an hour.

Quite possible if your cock responds to the balls massage, she may like it.

So what ur saying is... a hobby field trip?
Fuk yea i call shotgun!

@FullSend
Yo you wanna drive

 

[snoopdoggie]

So what ur saying is... a hobby field trip?
Fuk yea i call shotgun!

@FullSend
Yo you wanna drive

Sure, I drive. Best time to avoid as much traffic as you can, is from 9 to 11am.

 

[ignorethisact]

Sure, I drive. Best time to avoid as much traffic as you can, is from 9 to 11am.

I'd unironically be down as long as u guys aren't weird about it. Also who goes first lul. If we go and no extras the other person can cancel

We could play it smart and split the bill if no extras. That's hobbying smart

 

[Samurai_Delivery]

I am patitently waiting for a review just because! LOL I will have my popcorn ready.

 

[ignorethisact]

I'd unironically be down as long as u guys aren't weird about it. Also who goes first lul. If we go and no extras the other person can cancel

We could play it smart and split the bill if no extras. That's hobbying smart

We could call ourselves S.O.F.T
Society of Female TOFTTers

 

[snoopdoggie]

I'd unironically be down as long as u guys aren't weird about it. Also who goes first lul. If we go and no extras the other person can cancel

We could play it smart and split the bill if no extras. That's hobbying smart

Smart ideas. We can't let her know we're affiliated with each other. And I guess you need to flip a quarter to see who goes first.

Has anyone else texted her to see if you get a different response from me? Don't tell her you're comparing notes with someone else who texted her.

 

[Samurai_Delivery]

Can we at least get an ETA on your visit? My inner horny is awaiting a romance novel review!

 

[ignorethisact]

Can we at least get an ETA on your visit? My inner horny is awaiting a romance novel review!

etrans me the gas money and ill see her tommrow lmao

 

[sy barite]

I've apparently been wrong all this with regard to the meaning of "MILF".

 

[RinardoEvoris]

I saw her a little while ago. Nice woman, probably late 50's early 60's. Very small/petite. She has you fill out a form with your personal info and other details like allergies and medications as well as areas to focus on. I was fully nude, I asked and she said that was fine. She clearly states at the start "doesn't touch private parts". She also brought it up during the massage that some men ask for more and doesn't like it. She's very chatty during the massage but of course offers to have it more silent if you prefer. I said I didn't care. Massage was fine 3/5 I'd say.. the massage is more legit feeling that any AMP but was it the best home based massage? No. There was no grazing, teasing of any kind. She worked my glutes so there was some cheek spreading but that was it. I didn't see this thread before going or else maybe I'd have said my testicles were sore. - It is a home based business and she has pets so if you have allergies beware. I noticed some dog or cat hair in the room, on the table etc.. Would I repeat? No probably not because it's so far but I was in the area for work so I thought I'd give it a shot.

 

[BS4ME]

You lost me at, fill out a form with your personal info.....

 

[snoopdoggie]

I saw her a little while ago. Nice woman, probably late 50's early 60's. Very small/petite. She has you fill out a form with your personal info and other details like allergies and medications as well as areas to focus on. I was fully nude, I asked and she said that was fine. She clearly states at the start "doesn't touch private parts". She also brought it up during the massage that some men ask for more and doesn't like it. She's very chatty during the massage but of course offers to have it more silent if you prefer. I said I didn't care. Massage was fine 3/5 I'd say.. the massage is more legit feeling that any AMP but was it the best home based massage? No. There was no grazing, teasing of any kind. She worked my glutes so there was some cheek spreading but that was it. I didn't see this thread before going or else maybe I'd have said my testicles were sore. - It is a home based business and she has pets so if you have allergies beware. I noticed some dog or cat hair in the room, on the table etc.. Would I repeat? No probably not because it's so far but I was in the area for work so I thought I'd give it a shot.

She probably would have massaged your balls. She said she wouldn't have a problem with it, as long as she doesn't massage the shaft.