Review @ Retreat Centre Burlington

[NoSkillz]

I wanted to make this review because I had a funny experience and I just wanted to share it. I don’t go for these very often but when I do I have spots I like to check out. However, I really just wanted to get something quick and simple done. I have read the reviews on this place and thought I would check it out because it’s closer to me than most places.

So I walk in and no one is at the desk but after like a minute a woman comes and hollers at me to follow her. We walk down the hallway and she brings me to the room and says something but I couldn’t understand as her English was not good. I know the routine so I got on the bed and waited. She came in and started the massage with no oil or lotion, just started pushing and pressure pointing my body with dry hands. It was by far the worst massage I have ever had.

After about 15 minutes she asks if she can use oil which I say no problem. She then begins to dig into me with her elbows. I am a big guy and when I go to an RMT I ask for hard pressure but this was ridiculous. After she rolls me out like pizza dough she says to flip over.

This is when things got awkward. She points to her breasts and says $40 and then points to her breasts and puss and says $60. Now as I stated at the beginning I was looking for something quick and simple so I told her I’m good I don’t need to touch you. She then starts giggling and proceeds to go over the rates again. I say no I’m good you just touch me. For a third time she points at her body and I’m just like ok whatever $60. I have no idea what I agreed to. She takes a spray bottle and sprays my hands and then I just put my hands behind my head. She again asks about me touching her. Now I understand she is trying to pull as much money from me as she can but I have no interest. She asks why I don’t wanna touch her and then asks if I like her body. It was super awkward.

After laughing a bunch and begging me to touch her she gives up and just rips an HJ. Once it’s over she cleans me up with hot towels and she says because you don’t touch it’s only $40. No problem, paid the $40 tip and the $40 door fee and I walk out. Now there is a back door to this place you can go out and I start to move that way but another lady hollers at me from the front door so I walk over. Right from jump she asks how much I tipped and I said $40. She then proceeds to lecture me on coming back and being there longer next time. Mentioning that the masseuse can’t get all the tension out from the front and the back in just 30 minutes. I just go along with it and finally she lets me leave and slaps me on the ass like we play on the same football team.

The place overall was clean but the experience was a series of up charges that I just never agreed to and I think that threw the whole thing off. I didn’t want to stay longer, I didn’t want to touch her, and I was cool with her keeping her clothes on. Like I said, quick and simple. Needless to say I will never be going back there. Even though it’s on the cheaper side I would rather spend more at other places.