Review: And then the LE walks in in South Austin

[.x.Emma.x.]

Date: 01/10
Provider: Lilly or something
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Austin
State: Texas
Address: Let's just say South of Stassney, West of I35. PM me if you can't figure it out.
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: Legit Massage for my bad back
Session Length: 60
Fee: 60+20 tip
Hair Length and Color: Black, short
Age: 40's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Kind of a dumpy, middle aged Chinese lady. Probably 5 foot 2. Not a looker - I was there because my back was killing me. Recommendation - NO NO NO - not even for a legit massage!! Unless you like LE loudly interviewing employees in the next room, and lady going "shhhhh", and making handcuff signals with her wrists.
Recommendation: No

 

[Johnsdaives]

So, why join/how did you find massageplanet if you are not in the hobby?

 

[Gudgebobuniob]

Im going to agree with SASpurs, WHY ARE YOU HERE shangxi???
Getting a legit back rub huh? If you had no plans fro anything otherthen having your back rubbed, why were you in your birthday suit?
Cant get the pain out of your back unless your naked?
And if your were needing a "legit" back rub why not go to a certified specialist?

 

[NikoleusFC]

Joined 3 days ago??? Makes you say hummmm! Reading and responding to this was 3 minutes of my life wasted that I cant get back, useless. I wonder what your lovely SO as you put it would think about you posting on this site or even knowing about this site, give us a break man , go rub that shit somewhere else.

 

[jimy]

Humpty sighting.

 

[sticks]

Makes no sense that the businesses would complain.

What would be the complaint, heavy traffic like any other business?

I'm only there to get a legit massage and talk about it on this board cuz I just wanted to let the word out. Come on man.

 

[~~ Angie~~]

LMAO....I bet you go to the strip clubs for drinks only, as well!!!

 

[anasttqq]

 

[cbau]

If you are into "Legit" service...
1. Why did you join this site?
2. Why are you lurking and commenting on the "Spa/Studio/MP Reviews/Discussions - Austin " ?

" I don't look to kindly on guys on this board who pay an Asian chick who doesn't even want to be in this country, much less touching their foul genitals."

FYI you seem to be one of them!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

WhaaaaaaaaaWhaaaaaWhaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crying baby in case u didn't get it.

 

[Hailey]

Wait - changing my recommendation on this place to a solid YES! You guys will love it - I can tell.

Let me know as soon as you are ready - I'll call Lilly and get you an appointment

You dorks think non-hobbiests don't come on this sight? Get real - this is the most fun website in town. My wife and I love to read about the latest fat chicks you guys paid $300 to sit on your face and fart, LOL!!!!

 

["Vallamkali"]

Sounds like you and your wife should get a life.

 

[Pompal 09.]

you sure its not your husband instead of your wife ??

 

[Maki]

So.. your wife.. what's she charge? I'm guessing more than $80, which would account for you going elsewhere for service.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I now understand why you visited an AMP for a "legit" massage; your SO was too busy jacking off her clients.

 

[Kakaroct Vanan]

... says the man who paid $100 for 15 minutes with fat-ass Melanie Summers. That's $400 an hour - yes, I think I should be taking advice on chicks from you, Sir.

 

[Amrud again...]

It was a 30 minute session, shaggy. Don't be mad at me because I gave your SO a "no" recommendation for crappy service at the AMP on Braker. It's not my fault you have to go outside of the relationship to get a "legit" massage.

 

[LasNoches]

Was that really necessary to call her a name? what has she done to you? have you ever even met her, and if so what for if your not a hobbiest? I bet when you walk down the street women just gawk and drool over you don't they.

 

[ubc.gurl]

Shangxi:

If you hate the guys on here so much, and it seems, the gals, why are you warning us about LE? Seems you'd want us to get busted.

Maybe you just want some business for your AMP?

 

[Ronda]

It is obivious that this fine Chinese man has not even a hint about what he speaks, and I, for one say, buy a massage video and have your wife learn how to take care of your "screwed up back", then you will not have to worry about be busted at a "legit" massage place.