OT: My trip to Vegas

[eunice]

Was down in Vegas, Decided to do some pooning while I was there..

Called an agency, asked for a girl was told '$250 for agency fee and to get me to your door naked, discuss entertainment when I'm there' Okay cool.

Girl arrives, Looks just like her picture so she was pretty damn cute. Was dead tired from walking the strip, so I only wanted a back rub and oral. Had $1250 on me and figured it'd be enough.

NOPE

She wanted $2k. Fine. How about you show me your tits before I go to grab the rest of the money. NOPE. Fine.

Go and grab the cash, Come back, Thankfully everything was still in my hotel and the girl was in the bed waiting.

Starts off with the lamest back rub I've ever had, Followed by 2 minutes of the worst oral I've ever had 'Are you done? Close to cuming?' every 30 seconds or so. At the end of the two minutes she says 'I can't keep going like this' *sigh* fine.

How about you dance for me (Profile said she does) 'oh sorry honey, I don't dance. Well then what can you do while I pleasure myself... 'Oh, I can rub my tits in your face, but no licking or kissing' ?! Fine. I tire of this after three minutes, and ask her to stick her sweet ass out, and play with herself a little. Nope, Panties don't come off. Oh, you done yet baby?

15 mins in, agency calls 'Oh, We gotta finish, you almost done?' 'No, That's fine, you can leave. I've got better things to do than be rushed by a shitty SP.'

So, I spent $2250 and it was the worst experience ever. Even worse than the time some tripped out loser came to my house and ran off with $300.

Agency called me shortly after the girl left, and was quite enthusiastic about my experience, I just laughed and told them it was a joke and the girl in no way lived up to any expectation aside from actually arriving.

Didn't bother wasting any more money, because the girls here are so much better, and I love the ones I see regularly. Especially the ones who work their asses off for the $260'ish. They get the best tip afterwards.

EDMONTON SP'S, YOU'VE GOT SIN CITY BEAT!

 

[lollyT456]

LOL.......I know what you mean. I have made several trips to Vegas and I have never had an experience there that was worth repeating. The girls here are much better and 2000 will buy you an overnighter.
Sorry to hear about your bad experience.

 

[~Tyeashia~]

Haha, No worries man. I'm not at all heart broken by it.

Had some scumbag escalade driver who was taking us from one hotel to another try and suggest some entertainment, I just laughed (I'm the only admitted pooner out of my four friends) and told him the escorts here are pure bullshit, and have no concept of repeat business. Said he should come up to Edmonton and I'll show him girls who actually work for their money, instead of figuring they're entitled to it.

He didn't like that, Lol.

 

[Ivy Goodwitch]

Yeah I feel your pain too.

My first time in Vegas back in 2004, I called an agency girl, and they quoted me 300 over the phone. They didn't mention anything about discussing anything when the girl got there. So I figured 300 was the total for the hour. I was so wrong, because that was just to get the girl in my room. When the girl got there, she was discussing how much it would be for this, and how much for that.

I didn't want to give out any more money, so she just got naked, and danced for like 5 minutes, and then left. The agency did call me back to explain afterwards, but I didn't really want to hear it, and hung up on them

I will never do that again.

 

[Dirtbag Poser Bot]

Holy Fuck Man!

You should have shopped on Backpage when you were in Las Vegas.

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

You can get good VFM in Vegas off Backpage.

 

[dcgottaeat]

Holy Shit brother!!!!! $2250????? WOW

You can have some good vegas experiences. I went in July and had a girl who would make my top ten of all time list. Total spent for 3 dates on 3 separate days, INCLUDING splitting an incall with her $850 Absolutely flawless 19 yr old babe who gave phenomenal service. Wide open menu and a 10/10 I couldn't believe it.

I have also had a couple of decent craigslist/now backpage experiences in the $200 range.

I too once did the $200 to get the girl to the room and another 175 to get anything decent rolling, live and learn.

Best piece of advice if your looking for a girl to come to the room is forget the idiots on the strip handing you out cards and magazines. You might as well hang a sign around your neck saying I'm a tourist. Do your research beforehand online and make a list of 5 or 6 you like. Plus there is always backpage for last minute or even hitting some of the bars in the hotels along the strip you will find girls that will gladly help you out for an hour.

Also if you drive down spring mountain road over near the gold coast there must be 50 massage parlors along that strip, Often great VFM

You HAVE to have your A game on there if you see girls as well as in the strip clubs. If you walk in and dont know what you are doing you will get fleeced. Walk in like you own the place and you'll be amazed how high mileage some of these girls can be...

But to be taken for $2250 is brutal beyond belief. I feel for you bud, at least the tables would have given you better odds!

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