MPA reviews her customers?

[CLJC]

What if MPAs reviewed their clients here? What do you think they would say about you?

I would HOPE they'd say about me:

"Gorgeous guy, I'd massage him for free if need be, huge cock..."

Afraid it would be:

"Shy and awkward, had to do a double-take to make sure he even had a penis, looks like a troll, but on the plus side the session "finished" as soon as he looked at me. The easiest three minutes of work in my life!"

Guessing it would be:

"Nice guy, shy, tried to hold in his gut which he is clearly embarrassed by. Clean, well-groomed and well-dressed. Overall, a good session, but not a memorable one. If he walked back in an hour later, I wouldn't recognize him. Mechanical reverse. Clumsy bodyslide."

I say we make this happen, let's hear what the girls think of us... uhh, on second thought, maybe that's not a good idea.

 

[OMG]

I like the idea. The girls on massageplanet.net really should put up reviews at the end of the day like a journal. It MAY be bad for business since many guys will be marked low and her feelings will be put up, but business will probably rise in the short run. Problem is, they'll advertise using reviews and every man will be 10/10. Everyone will have a huge cock and everyone will be will repeat again... of course.

 

[scruffycat]

I don't really care about it, but I am curious... dude, why on Earth would you be interested in hearing the girls' opinions about hobbyists? That's like having Michelin offering various restaurants' reviews of its customers... or Ebert and Roper playing Ron Howard's reviews of film critics. Really... unless you were an attendant, what would this sort of thing tell you? As a hobbyist, are you really interested in some sort of description of another hobbyist? Or in how a hobbyist received a massage? Will that affect your hobbying choices?

I personally don't care if Indian Lover is hung like a Shetland pony or has a belly-hair mohawk. Nor do I care if Wrong Hole is, indeed, completely and maniacally infatuated with sniffing their anuses. To me... and no offense intended to those fellas... well that's all stuff I'd be happy to never know....


If it's just that YOU want to hear about YOURSELF... well, that's another matter entirely (and don't worry - they review us plenty). But if you want to hear an attendant say how wonderful you are, all you have to do is ask her what she thinks of you. And if you want to hear the truth about what she thinks, just ask a couple of different attendants at the same spa what she says about you. I'd bet that, in the end, you'll probably find out that you already had a pretty good idea about both in the first place....


I dunno... to each their own, I suppose... but ladies, the FIRST RULE of The Bunny Club is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BUNNY'S "CLUB". Or how he "wields" it. Ever. And violations of this rule will earn you a stern ear-paddlin' on the posterior (we rabbits value our privacy highly... call it a "food chain" thing...).




P.S. These were fictional examples. I have no knowledge - first, second, or any "hand" - of Mr. IL's package, or Mr. WH's in-room behaviour. I like it that way.

 

[Ellie Hello]

A review from your MPA on you won't qualify as a review unless
people reading the review know who you are. So are you
willing to reveal your ID to the MPA or at least your massageplanet.net handle?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've always been amused by the number of women on this board in the mornings. I assume they are checking out their reviews, and suspect they are trading notes on clients. As well, I am sure within the MP setting they trade notes on memorable clients - the good, and specially the eww, "they did that" ones.

Where's Leah_MPA when we need her?

 

[pinar]

They can review me when they start paying me.

 

[Rhianna Returns]

And have the media use that against me just three weeks after I became head coach of the Leafs? Forget it, I can never reveal my true identity, the media would kill me! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to discuss draft options with my boss while playing the back nine at my favourite golf course.

 

[Jem]

Would be quite interesting to read two honest reviews about a session - one from each of the participants. I'm sure there would be some really different views on things.

 

[sw3etpinay]

**Ding ** !!!!

 

[On fire]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=28947

 

[elizabethbyers377]

I personally think this is an interesting thread. I can only imagine that there is much chatter among the MPA's quietly in the background about us hobbiests. Who knows?

The few times that I have visited MP's I have certainly not given my handle up, but if I did, it could make for an interesting session. Though I have only reviewed once so far, it is my intention to review again.

If the MPA's are actually reading the reviews, and I choose to reveal my handle at the beginning of a session, hmm, like a restaurant knowing that there is a food critic in their restuarant. VIP treatment.

I would like to think that most hobbiests would get a good review, and I don't mean for looks or body parts, or god only know stamina, I would lose marks for that one (actually I would probably get high marks for having a low stamina form the MPA's perspective), but for being a gentleman, making the session fun without the MPA feeling threatened or pushed beyond limits.

Just my thought...

 

[Country Conservative]

... and I like it that way too Fuzzy. I may be ALOT more twisted than you'd imagine



MPA's discuss their really GOOD sessions and their really BAD sessions, and I guarantee your name gets around, even if your handle isn't known. It's better to be known as a polite, respectful client ahead of time.

 

[First time mummy!]

Just switch the names every time you go. Saturday afternoon I am Julius.

 

[Pompal 09.]

How would a review of a client be of any use to us? I don't care who on massageplanet.net is good looking, who's got a nice package, who's got stamina, who gives a good massage, who' a jerk, who's a nice guy, who's funny, who's got money or anything else.

 

[I <3 Edward Cullen]

There is a transaction taking place-- you are not giving an attendant money for free, she is providing you with a service...

 

[Lauren P]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=119486

 

[Ann M]

Come on..... you dont really want to hear honest reviews from the ladies. You want to hear that you were a great client, and all the rest of us schmoes are perverted, fetish-seeking losers with physical deformities and mental problems.

You want honesty? All she cares about is the money. Sure, she hopes that she can make it through the session without being physically revolted at the sight of you naked.... that you wont try to give her an anal probe.... that you'll finish on time with a smile on your face.... and that she can manage to keep the charade going until you leave.

You want honesty? You may really be her "Favorite".... because she doesnt have to haggle over price with you like a flea market street merchant.... and she doesnt have to spend 60 minutes with her kegel muscles clenched like a vice grip in case you try to "slip one past the goalie".... and she doesnt have to worry about her right bicep developing at an unnatural rate because it takes you so long to eek out that pathetic little dribble you call a MSOG.

Most of us would not want to hear an honest review of ourselves because OUR perception of the session is far different from HER perception of the session. Its a transaction to her, and as long as it doesnt put her into therapy and you come back for more, its a "good session".

Try to remember: it's the Fantasy that keeps you going back for more.... not the honesty.

 

[max jerry horowits]

They do review their clients, just not here.

 

[soccer girl 22]

I'll bite, where do the MPA's review their clients?

 

[BEASTMODE]

During their smoke breaks in between sessions is my guess.