moneys reports ..

[suma a]

Money bhai... We get the attention of one or two girls unlike u who is swarmed by the girls as soon as u enter any bar in moneypur (thts the real name of kalyan) ;p

 

[Peter & Paulo]

this is not a whacky sex epereience..
this is the shittiest experience ive had in pursuit of mongering... not very proud of my gullibility .. but must share ! gotta share the bad with the good eh ...
happenned bout a year back..

was in kalyan... the dance bars used to stay open till 12 30 .. then ... so was at them... then mpter that hit some lodges... was there till 3 am... now i had to head to bombay... was gonna catch a train Reviewom kalyan.. so i reach kalyan station by 3 30... bear in mind.. im very very very drunk ... maye 4-5 quarters and a quite a few beers.. had been drinking at the bars Reviewom 5 pm....
so i see a few women by the station.. who looked like hookers.. couple of them seemed pretty ok... asked rates... was like 800 including room.. im like thats cheap... so i take two girls and go... there is a lodge bout 5 minutes rick Reviewom teh station.. takes only 200 for short time... so i take the girls in the room... they start acting shy inReviewont of each other.. but in a bit they loosen up .. and its quite a fun time... didnt screw em.. wouldnt wanna be doing that with station chicks.. even tho they looked pretty alright.. the girls said they are recently married... but husbands are drunkards.. and they do this for some money on the side.. just condom blowjobs... Reviewom both at the same time.. that was not a bad feeling
so bout 5 30am we get outta the room.... and walk down...
our rick is waiting for us still... anywho as we are bout to get in the rick ... i see this bunch of guys with one girl gettin out of another rick ... girl was quite nice... so one of those guys takes the girl and goes up .. rest are down ... i get a bit inquisitive (pursuit of mongering) and ask those guys whered they get the girl... they said she is a regular of theres... and there are more Reviewiends of hers somewhere near the station... anyways i decide lets go to the station and offer those 4 guys if they wanna ride with us... so all of us stuff up into the rick and head to teh station... so the girls he wanted to call are already busy ... he says let me try get something else... this thing comes along in a bit... looks well dressed Reviewom far.. but on closer inspection.. turns out to be one of those post op transvestites... i noticed only coz of the adams apple... i say ur a guy... she says no.. takes my hand and shoves it down her skirt... no dick... im like well uvehad an operation.. and it finally agrees. yes i did... anywho i pass... its bout 6.15 am now.. nxt train is at 7 .30ish..

so some more Reviewiends of these guys show up .. and say we know this house in some area.. cant remember the name... we will take u there...
now all my insticts told me to stay away.. its six... im drunk.. im tired.. im sleepy... ive already spent bout 12 k.. have 3 left in my pocket... plus a coupla those guys looked quite rowdy.. u konw the local dedhshaanas...
but the temptation of finding a new place.. those guys said its a house .. quite a few women... incall there itself... well overcame my sense of reason..
now i had a lil handbag with me... containging some expensive perfume... raybans.. coupla tees.. was wearing a diamond ring.. had an iphone in my pocket.. and i dont know these ppl at all.. and they arent the decent sort either...
i said fuck it.. lets go chk this place out... and the rick we went in was one of those guys ricks... i knew what i was doing was risky.. i told them.. just lemme tell my uncle in kalyan where i am going.. i pretended to call him and give him the ricks number... i thot that should be good enough for these guys to not fuck around if that was there intention.. however.. i was mistaken... read on !
anyways so we reach the place.. in the middle of nowehre... no ppl around... just a few buildings.. i know something is fishy...
so the guy says give me some cash.. ill go up and set it up .. i say no.. ill come along.. i dont wanna wait here... the guys start insisting.. mpter a bout 10 minutes... is ay fuck it .. im leaving... and thats when the lmpda starts.. one fellow says shaana mat ban... achhe se baat kar raha hai... paisa de... one guy starts going thru my bag... one guy hits me with a stick on my leg Reviewom behind.. one holds my collar.. im like wtf is this... i push the guy who held me.. and grab the stick outta the guys hand ... and im like tum log aisa rang badalta hai... there are 5 guys btw... including the rickshaw driver...
one says.. tu humko woh ladki ke paise de deta... terko idhar hi chorke ham chale jaate... tu hi shaana bana.. ab seekh...
now im thinking... one guy has a knife in his hand... and starts saying.. isne toh humko dekha hai.. idhar hi kar den kya isko.. im like. mongering is not a way to die .. lol
anyways the one guy in the whole group... called john.. seemed ilke the most decent of the lot... he was the one i was mainly conversing with... i told him... dekh bhai terko dost samajhke aaya... terse respect se baat kiya... ek baar bhi tum log ko kuch ulta bola kya.. toh merko kyon pakda... kisi aur dedhshaane ko pakadte... the guy was actually feeling a bit guilty... coz anybody who knows me or has met me Reviewom teh board... knows i have no airs.. and talk nicely and politely with anyone.. Reviewom waiters to the bosses to rickdrivers...
well he said baat teri sahi hai.. lekin yeh log ko paisa chahiye..
anywho they went thru my wallet... took the 3000 ... .. i said kuch toh de ghar jaane ke liye.. bastards gave me 100 bucks back lol !!!!
he was trying to take my phone.. i said dekh bhia... paisa liye theek hai.. maine galti ki tumhare saat ake.. i must suffer for that.. end of night end of story... but if u take my phone... then i swear to god ill have to complain to the police ... and anyways these smartphones are very easily trackable... tu bech bhi nahi paayega.. are use karega toh pakda jaayega.. he thot and thot.. and then john convinced him.. de de yaar.. apun chalte hain thoda daaru peete hain... luckily he didint find my raybans in the bag... it was at the bottom... between the tshirt... the ring i was plain lucky nobody thot of that...
anywho one of them warned.. me not to go to the cops... i said .. tum log paisa lo aur jao.. baaki sab kuch rehne do .. mera bag waapis do .. aur main yeh baat bhool jaaounga.. bas waapis kabhi dikhe tum log toh main bol nahi sakta... hahaha.. i had myballs in my mouth when i said that.. but like i said i was drunk.. and a lil bravado was in order... the guy laughed.. says.. tereko maalum nahi humko kiska backing hai idhar... sab police apne jeb mein hai... anywho...i think they respected the fact that i put up a little fight... and they were going off in there rick with my 2900 ...

one of those guys was adamant tho.. was saying... lets knock the guy unconscious and dump him somewhere or he might get the cops here right away as soon as he is gone.. for a second the other ppl were agreeing.. but i quickly interrupted saying bhai... enough... i made a miskae... i paid a price.. now im going home !!... john tended to agree and said go now...
i told the bastards.. atleast drop me to another rick.. where am i gonna go walking.. i dunno the area...bastard rick guy laughs and drops me a 100 meters away Reviewom another rick and rushes off.. all of them....

well atleast i was smpe... with a slightly bruised left leg... and thx to a lil presence of mind but i still had all my valuables...
they were trying to take my card.. but i told themm atm jaoge.. they have cameras... pakde jaaoge... they thot the better of it... anywho.. the rick guy took 50 bucks to get me to teh station.. found an atm .. got some cash.. and head back to bombay.. it was nearly 9 am by now...
thot of going to the cops... but then again.. i didnt lose much ... and my dignity tho slightly scratched was still very much intact.. i was kinda proud of myself for handling the situation.. tho not for gettin into it in the first place....

lol women and wine... root of all evil eh ... and i over indulged in both that night..
when i think bout it .. i still cant believe.. i fucked like 5 women that day.. and drank a helluva lot.. 6 am when its time to go home... im hunting again... and in the process becoming the hunted ..

anybody welse woulda just given up .. but urs truly ended up in kalyan again the very nxt weekend .. lol..... incorrigible i am ... i was tryin to find those guys again.. in a public area.. but nvr did see them .. ah well... maybe excuse enough to keep going to kalyan... gotta settle the score

 

[Sumit B]

Hehe smpety .. goin to d same place as last sat... with 2 3 extra chinks this time

 

[Purple Drank Forever]

girls charge like 1.5 to 2k .. room n tips and all add up to another 600 ... 400 for ur one drink.. so net net one shot ends up at 3k ...
a few girls go out for the night.. they take Reviewom btween 3 k to 10 k .. one bitch actually had the nerve to ask for 10 k Reviewom hungryd for the night ...

 

[Jose Pepito]

true true...

Money it is always a pleasure and happening when you are around...

 

[SSSSS]

Can ny1 specify the exact location and the best time of the day to go to raseela and shreya in kalyan??... n wht r the approx damages?? reply in pm plzzz... thnx

 

[Lord Darkclaw]

Money Bhai...We like the new Naamkaran...........Hunglyaan........Great

 

[Gabriella]

nahi bhai.. will be there tomorrow .. kalyan or panvel.. deciding .. if ur around tommo gimme a buzz..

until then have fun .. hehe ..

 

[Badboy Scotty]

Good one, waited a long time for this one......lol

 

[great gig in the sky]

keep it up - might be more appropriate!

 

[Cucumber]

Kyaa Baat Hai......!!!Lage raho Money Bhai..........(keep it on Money Bhai)

 

[Wisen Smart]

ok ..
been a long time since a review... dont really post much nowadays .. and anyways my precarious financial situation does not let me indulge my carnal desires much ..

anywho met up with hotrod and one of his buddies and hit panvel .. nightriders / nightlovers.. one of those two names .. i get confused in my old age..
hotrod had the famous appropriately named chinkie with him .. quite a cutie i must add.. hung aroudn there for a while , met this spinner with a tite lil ass , just the type i like .. was smiling at her Reviewom a distance .. and she was all smiley smiley back.. i forgot about her for a while and was eyeing some other woman... in a bit i sent the waiter over for her,i think she got a bit annoyed by the snub earlier, she didnt wanna come to my table at first.. and then later didnt wanna leave

well mpter a bit we hit LOVE bar... full on neon lighted. lotsa women.. some quite nice.. some quite alrite.. was quite a bit of fun... there was a lot of drinking.. a lot of dancing .. and a lot of money showering, some fat goon type fucker on the table nxt to us was busy udaoing a lot of cash ..and th women were all around him.. likes bees to honey... fun to watch .. but not so good for ones ego .. considering me currently not being able to put much bar money aside thanks to futures and options.. reminded me of the days when i would give away cash like it was paper.. feels like such a waste now ..

anyways kramer joined us there.. we had a few women dancing with us... i believe hotrod showered some cash on us while i was dancing with this girl.. lol .. i didnt know how to feel.. kinda figured out what the girls like bout it now.. everyone stares at them and the other girls envy them.. and the girl with us sure did get pretty happy .. i was told she was one of the most popular girls in panvel .. she was pretty cute too.. tho i think she is at the fag end of her career as the years might just be catching up ..
must mention tho.. hotrod has his muses in this bar too... this one girl was quite fond of him... and while hotrod was with teh chinkie.. poor thing was lookin at him quite longingly .. get this .. hotrod sends the chinkie over to shower the chick with some cash... now both are happy ..lol

anywys later as the daaru started hitting.. and we were leaving.. this waiter started pestering me to take a girl.. and i gave in !! regret that decision tho ... hadnt spoken tot he girl about going out beforehand.. but the waiter had got her to my table earlier and i had chatted her up a bit , massively boobed on a pretty tight Reviewame .. so he suggested her and i thot why not ...so paid the room bhaada.. luckily didnt pay the full amount for the girl too rightaway..
we head to the hotel... i end up waiting there for half an hour.. while the hotel guy tries to locate the girl... long story short she doesnt show .. as her taxi is pretty far away now .. he tries to get me some other girls.. but none seemed appealing enough ... so i decided to cut my losses and get outta there.. guy tells me aap nxt time ladki leke aoo.. room toh already paid hi hai .. , i hope the fucker remembers !

so even tho the nite didnt end in a shag had a whale of a time tho .. thx to hotrod.. his pal and kramer !

and teh moral of this story is .... "daaru nahi peena chahiye"

 

[azagames]

Whatta nite.. jus fucked an indep.... and goin to anothr chicks house

 

[Beverly Anne N]

yeah two condoms are not an issue. i have been doing them too. in fact i have not even been bothering to remove the lubrication. however sometimes the outer one slips out a little bit and hangs, that becomes slightly irritating during the s*x. however if you look at the odds: odds of girl having HIV: 1/5 if she is a pros and/or drug addict. odds of transmission with no condom: 1/2000 Reviewom female to male. odds of condom breakage or tear: maybe we can put this as 1/20? total odds Reviewom a single encounter: 1/5 *1/2000 *1/20 = 1/200,000. if the condom breaks the odds would still be 1/10000 so the person getting infected would have to be really unlucky!
the main risk is due to bursting so u have to make sure there is no air bubble when u put on the condom. (yea it is a big pain to stop in the middle of all the passion and put the condom but this has to be done very carefully to avoid the chances of breakage, and precaution has to be taken even though it may be a pain.)
i think 2 condoms should be smper than one. Also there are some so called 'ultra smpe' condoms which are thicker than normal and supposed to be really smpe. also i think durex may be the best brand.
however i have to warn you that the pleasure becomes a bit lesser with two condoms it feels more like u r jerking off rather than having s*x.

 

[Scorched Eartha Policy]

Hi Money... What are the rates at raseela now? I used to have a pop at 800 bucks inclusive of room... But that was about 5-6 years ago....

 

[Beckei]

Money Bhai, are u in kalyan? Am in raseela. Its rocking here. Hope to see u here.

 

[Marko]

which one is better mate? raseela or shreya?
any spl girl can u mention who give good service..also advice if any thing available for full night in kalyan..and wts the cost for night?

 

[Pompal 09.]

money bhai she was like tht the only guy in the bar who gives me always 100 rupess notes only he has nver given me 10 rupess notes or might she would like u for ur money u spend on her.

but think the other ways she has tatooed ur name she likes u dude
ok tomorrow cl me i wl conference her and talk to her tht wht she thinks abt u

 

[golden sindy]

very informative post dude, thanks. although u must have been crazy going to kpura with the gold and laptop.

 

[kim.2007]

LOL!!! ROTFL!!!! I bet you are gonna think twice before stopping to pee on the highway the next time...

[ poor lil chakka.. serves it right for hiding behind teh bushes on the expressway .. i only wish regular hookers were this ingenious is trying to find customers ]