moneys reports ..

[p055umcub3r]

Well dont u just love msgs like dese .. Like im whoropedia or sumthing .. Blah

 

[Jai]

i dunno.. i found my experience quite exciting to say the least... at the time tho i was shittin in my pants when i saw the knife... but u come to know ur true self exactly in moments like these... the fact that i could stand up to them .. kinda makes the whole episode worthwhile to me
ofcourse i was lucky.. could have ended very badly for me too.. if those ppl were worse than who they turned out to be.. i coulda easily ended up with my head bashed in ...
even though i would nvr want such an episode repeated... im kinda glad it happened the once... knock some sense into my head !
even though i still ahvent given up on the cheap watering holes.. just that i keep my wits about me now .. and if i sense danger.. i stay away instead of boldly going where only idiots shoould .. lol !

btw if u still have that review... mail it to me .. should be an interesting read !

 

[bdaddy]

Hi Money,

Nice reviews bro.
Can u share the name of the club over the PM.

 

[Nathaniel G]

banged a pretty nice chinki last week.. college girl.. awesome bj .. didnt ask me for cash tho.. i was half expecting her too... turns out she has a boyReviewiend too.. who called me in the middle of the night and was abusing me .. what the fuck did i know she has a bf.. he shoulda taken better care of her .. we took her into the vip section in the club.. apparently boyReviewiend tried to come in but the bouncers wouldnt let him ... and i nvr knew she had a bf...
anyways apparently drunk girls give the best blowjobs.. guess all the alcohol negates the taste of the sperm .. lol .....
also hit a couple of service bars in andheri ... the only ones open ... that too only to known ppl.. or to regular customers the girls call and invite... cant name names or locations of these places in public for fear of losing these too to the erectionkiller that is dhoble.
basically service bars for the uninitiated are like most massage parlors.. tits fingering and a handjob... only diff being in massage parlors u have to buy a massage for the extras.. and in a service bar u have to buy drinks... i prefer the drinks to massages anyday so hence hit these places... also privacy is a bit of an issue.. but since its mostly the girls getting half naked.. i dont bother much anyways half the girls at both these bars knew me .. Reviewom my visits to other service bars earlier.. i couldnt remember many of them but there have been somany and ive always been less than sober ! thats the only thing that worries me.. when half the service bar girls in bombay begin to recognize me maybe its time to quit ...
also to the mongerer whom i spoke to aasma about .. dont remember ur nick.. but if ur reading this.. she is still around... and looks much happier now.. her tits have become bigger and firmer .. dunno how that happened but im not one to look a gift tit in the mouth i remmeber chatting with you about how depressed she seemed last time ... pm me..
quality at service bars is generally quite low .. in the dark rooms.. the girls face tends not to matter much.. but to me it does.. in every bar there are atleast 3 or 4.. reasonable hot fit young girls.. so i zoom in on these an enjoy myself ..
just this weekend hit one of these bars.. was there for 4 hours.. three girls around me the entire time.. with there tits out leaving my tongue in a quandary as to which nipple to suck at ... tried to suck two girls nipples at the same time .. quite an interesting exercise some aunty types approached offering to give a blowjob.. but i tend to avoid the elderly women ... i.e the ones in the late 30s ..
lol one aunty came and asked me .. why dont u make us sit with you .. only answer i coudl give her was .. coz id get confused as to do i suck ur tits or touch ur feet

in the middle hit a bar in airoli called sangam with hungryd ... fuck.. 90 % of the girls there were gutkha eaters... im looking at them and they all seemed to be chewing there gutkha in unison.. all 20 - 30 of them... scary .. i was waiting for all of them to spit together too.. lol but tht nvr happened... found one chick whom i thot was quite attractive... tall.. big tits fair.. sat with her for a while.. checkd if her tits are real... was tempted to take her.. but only 20 mins left for the place to shut ..

hit kapal and nightriders too with fellow mongers Reviewom the board.. impromptu meet.. wanted to go to panvel.. spoke with maxrod and jhakmak and they agreed to come.. amit and kosmo we were to meet that side... was a bitch.. took two and a half hours to drive Reviewom andheri to panvel.. havent been to kapal in nearly a year... was quite disappointed... strictly avg women .. and they no longer sit with you.. dont even dance much.. just go up with them if u want... is becoming like the mira road bars... coats also pester a lot ... night riders was better .. tho the girls were still quite avg... saw one girl .. cutish.. new to the biz... jhakmak liked her .. i warned him chances are high bahut nakhre karegi.. but there were not many better women there.. and having travelled all that way i guess he was willing to take his chances.. i called some other girl.. who was slightly drunk.. she wanted to dance.. danced away.. and her fav move was grinding her ass on my dick.. that was a fun dance.. as she was in pretty high spirits.. literally hanging out at amits place was fun.. and i was tallli by the time back to bombay ..

i think also hit kalyan with kosmo and hungryd.. but memory of the event fades .. tho i recollect a very drunk whiteskirt and me stealing her away Reviewom some uncle .. id seen her sitting with some uncle on a table close to me.. she was totally stickign tohim.. we had spent soem time a coupla weeks back... anywyays didnt want to disturb her.. but i couldnt find anything better at the bar... so smiled at her.. she recognized... called me to sit nxt to her.. im like uncle bura manega.. anyways she insists and and she is sitting between me and the uncle... both of us eyesucking her tits.. anyways i take her and move to my table..
when the uncle left.. he tells me .. no problem bhai.. aaj teri .. kal meri shakes my hands and goes .. hehe.. good fun !

hit trilogy the club.. and i felt like all the time we spend with service bar girls and hookers is just wasting our time... damn half the place was full of hot white chicks.. nearly all of whom were taller than me.. many were with rich indian uncle asswipes... met an old mba buddy of mine.. apparently he is super loaded now.. in a private booth with a russian chick on either side of him... fuck these property builders have made too mcuh money for there own good... even the indian chicks were sweet.. all in minis.. one pyt was dry humping her boyReviewiend in the corner .. pretending it to be a dance.. some six foot tall indian chick in micro minis is jumping all around .. trying her best to make sure her dress still covers her bum... damn ..
couldnt gather the balls to hit on any of the hot chicks... what with me becoming poor and fat and all.. even tho most of them were drunk as hell.. i smiled at some chick and she smiled back too but a coupla firangs just jumped in and started dancing with her.. and mpter that she nvr looked at my direction... oh yeah one story stood out .. four or five indian girls were having a party there.. dunno.. maybe a bachelorette party... so while im waitin to go to the loo.. they come there.. and there is a sitting area right outside the loo.. there were 3-4 white guys there.. the model types.. who come in all these shitty ads when white ppl are required.. the girls actually asked the guys to take them home .. one was telling the guys to take off there shirts for them.. these are quite attractive women themselves btw... dunno the guys said no.. girls were actually trying to convince them.. they still said no.. the girls actually left cursing them... saying what a stupid bunch of guys .. missing out on what we have.. etc etc.. all this while im still standing there.. not even one of them look at me .. the poor indian fatso ... i was wondering whether to offer my services.. lol .. but since i was there wit a Reviewiend already .. it would have been rude to her.. and most likely the girls woulda just told me to fuck off... i hate this fascination us indians have with white skin.... :/ even teh desi chicks want a white dick.. blah



aah well.. thats when the bars come in handy .. repairs bruised egos really quick .. lol

 

[jesaguy]

yours truly had a threesome yesterday.. two chicks... onee was called A*nc*al other was her Reviewiend whooz name i cant remember .. paid for only one .. second was complimentary as she didnt find a customer in the club... however this second mostly just lied down and didnt join too much in the action.. came kissed in the middle every once ina while and rubbed her hands here and there i did what i could... threesome was not like in the movies ofcourse.. where two chicks suck ur dick together.. :/ but i still fucked her too so that still counts as a threesome yes

girl 10k for the night .. however we left for the room only at 3 am Reviewom teh club.. so half the night was over ..
second girl ek pe ek Reviewee
room 7 k
hotel not girlReviewiendly was a 5* ..but i had a travel agent Reviewiend who booked the hotel for me and he told them its a guy and a girl.. i chked her in with me and i had a bag.. second girl sneaked in later .. both looked appropriately dressed and classy enough for the hotel guys not to even dare asking them anything. they left by 9 30 .. they didnt even stay for the hotel breakfast.. had to go home.. apparnetly both are roommates ..so anywys im sitting at the breakfast place.. there were all these hot indian girls.. mostly nris Reviewom the looks of them.. wth there fmailies.. moms dads whatever.. i think they were down for a wedding.. suddenly my two hot hookers didnt seem so hot anymore lol.. ah well

 

[Michelle R]

anyone going to kalyan today ? never been there, planning to go alone at arnd 7ish..wud parking be an issue in that area ?

 

[homer00j]

why thank you kramer .. and i can say the same about u

 

[Igloo]

thank god u dont remember her name now forget her face also till i get her

and oh i agree.. that one who asked for 10 k probably used her brains to put in her breast implants if any lol...
i nvr pay more than 1.5 for a girl st.. but some of the nicest ones have paid 2 .. not raseela.. Reviewom teh good ole tanishka days ..
and dont forget teh 100 bucks the waiter bastards take everytime..

hey also.. might take a girl all night tommorow.. any decent recommendations.. i dont wanna take anyone ive already taken .. and the new one might not come out all night ..

 

[Milkman]

havent been there in forever ... so dunno.. last i heard a lot of women there are being thrown out as teh area is undergoing considerable redevelopment !

 

[Warren T]

Hey Money... firstly, is the nepali all-women place in KPura still on? If yes, is this the location you are talking?

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=18.9671476&lon=72.8254858&z=19&l=0&m=b

The location exactly below the cross-hair mark in the middle of the screen?

 

[Phil]

Hi Reviewiends,

Read the link in today's DNA. Internation sex racket busted.

http://www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/review_police-bust-international-sex-racket_1643651

Perhaps that is why we see more and more foreigners in mumbai and bollywodd films now-a-days

 

[Barb Outhere]

Smpe mongering is only option atleast in India to avoid this type of situations.

 

[MattMCFC]

Seems like you guys had a great weekend.
Would love to join u some day.

Expiry date>>>> oh ma god man, I am expired it seems.

Would love to go to rock bottom some day with u money. I think it will be fun for sure.

 

[BB8 Fan For Life!]

so whom did u take ?

 

[mnkypprs]

I think if u use good brands like dure* etc..then chances of breakage as less....I hate using condoms due to reduced senstivity....but have found an ultra thin variety Reviewom dure* thats pretty good...have been lucky so far that its never gone bust....even under "extremely rigorous" conditions

 

[Tada!(sparklesparkle)]

oops i seem to missed all the action. Next time will ensure that i am there when action starts. Anyway it was nice meeting all folks and special thanks for money for orgnising the meet and taking care of all logistics.

 

[purplegirl31671]

Moneybhai... if u give 2k for a girl in raseela thn you are being too generous.... i wld think its more like 1 to 1.5k max.... plus 450 for ac room n 50 for condi... n tht bitch who asked for 10k i wld not pay more thn 4k for the whole night... i hv no idea wht she was thinking... the only exception to this price wld be for the chick who was with you ;P.... dnt remember wht her name was

 

[FAHMAN]

A Brilliant anecdote Money!

A similar thing happened to me near Mulund Station about threee years back. Near Platform no 1. Was robbed at 9:30 pm on knife point.

Even I was drunk and was seeking some whoes around the shady bylanes leading to the platform Reviewom the railway track.

But I got beaten, thrown in a gutter and robbed off my Wallet (2K cash) and Smart Phone. [Just because I put up a fight]

Was a similar situation. 5vs1.

BUT

I complained to the police. Used a few contacts and reached Kurla GRP.
The police rounded some suspects Reviewom the neighbouring Zopadpatti and trashed them. Showed me the line up but none of my perpetrators.
Found my wallet back courtesy a old man who found it on the Tracks with my Cards and Driving License in it.
But the old man had called me on my cell. And My Driving License only has my landline no. There were No cell phones when my license was issued.
MYSTREY
Then police traced the old hag, and kicked his ass upside down. But by now I had given up on pursuing the case and I quit vehemently.

Have given up on cheap watering holes since then.

**Kamatipura was one shitty incident as well. But I ended up becoming pals with the guy who robbed me. He gave me a lot of dope on his business and how the racket runs. Offered me Cold Drinks and Biryani and finally that nite I dined with the whoes. Trust me with that kind of dope on the business I almost wrote an Economic review on it that I still have on my Laptop. (Yeah am a Eco student!)

Hell, But Reviewom that day onwards- I live by the fact: Mongering is an expensive hobby. Expensive indeed.

 

[Twitch]

You made me remember Amitabh Bachhan Dialogue..jyaada Daaru pine se liver kharab ho jata hai.. hicc.....

 

[gia]

Raseela is the best place in Mumbai. No comparison. HelL lotta choices.