Joe Montana, Cal Ripken Jr, Bobby Orr

[Ursus]

I just did some googling and realized that Joe Montana, Cal Ripken Jr and Bobby Orr will be at the Sports Card show tomorrow, in Mississauga. I don't collect sports cards, but for those that do, it is a good chance to meet one of your idols and have them sign something for you.

It costs $200 - $300 to have them sign something, but obviously once they do, the value will go well north of what you paid for their signature. So, it won't cost you anything afterwards, in the long run.

Bobby Orr was a great player, OMFG.

Sweet Baby Jaime, I can take you there if you want to meet some of your favourite hockey guys. Rich athletes, famous athletes, you might like it there.

PM me and let me know sexy girl. I am sure Joe Montana would sign something for you, maybe for free. You are stunning and everyone can see it instantly. When I saw you, I seriously almost passed out from excitement. You are beyond beautiful. There is beautiful and then there is you, 3 steps beyond beautiful. You have the prettiest face I have seen in my life.

Love Ursus

 

[snoopdoggie]

It doesn't cost that much to get an autograph. Did you go there and get one?

 

[Leviathan]

Ooohhh so thoughtful Psycho 2 Babe. I find something magnetic about you. That unbridled confidence. That sizzling danger. Rebel without a cause. My Ex had these attributes until he checked into Rehab for the 10th time.

I love sports ! So sweet for thinking of me. What sport do those people play ? Lol you must be from my grand daddy generation. Mmmm yum my kind of sex in the bleachers with older men with big looong wallets who treat me with class.

Love you babe! Keep worshipping me. Keep the haters awake at nite. I will let you Know next week ok? What’s your snail mail address. Can you rsvp me? I’m traditional kind of girl you know on first dates.

Xoxo SBJ, so sweet I served a million clients at McD in year 1

PS Maybe you can also ask Sweet Alice, Asian Angela, Daniella in the event I feel ill that day? Lol

 

[Marcozeee]

Ursus can I have your autograph??? It should go up in value once you are incarcerated soon. Then up even more when you finally succumb to the aids virus.

 

[Ursus]

It doesn't cost that much to get an autograph. Did you go there and get one?

Yes, I actually went and met Joe Montana and got his auto. It was a cool experience. He has gray hair, but he looks good for his age. There was a police officer there and I joked with him that the police should produce their own trading cards for sale. The police officer laughed and said:

PO: I doubt police trading cards would be popular.

Me: Oh, but I am sure the resdients in Brampton love police officers. You could give each person a trading card that you also give a traffic ticket to.

I like to harss the police when I get a chance to. Give something back, you know.

 

[Ursus]

 

[Marcozeee]

Yes, I actually went and met Joe Montana and got his auto. It was a cool experience. He has gray hair, but he looks good for his age. There was a police officer there and I joked with him that the police should produce their own trading cards for sale. The police officer laughed and said:

PO: I doubt police trading cards would be popular.

Me: Oh, but I am sure the resdients in Brampton love police officers. You could give each person a trading card that you also give a traffic ticket to.

I like to harss the police when I get a chance to. Give something back, you know.

Did you tell the cop you’re a pedophile and sexual predator? Maybe they should make cards for people who stalk women, then you could sign autographs too