Review Isabella @ Perla

[DarkwingDuck]

I went with my friend to see Isabella and he saw Erika. I was originally seeing Erika, but his girl didn't show, so I was nice and let him see her.
All I'll say is he is still talking about her and it's been a couple days.

Anyway, so I ended up with Isabella.

I go to shower, and didn't realize there's no towel. So I waited.
She came in 25...yes, 25 minutes later from the scheduled time (factor i you shower for 5-7 minutes anyway).
She comes in, gets me a towel, and just stood by the door on her phone.

I get out and she asks me what am I up for. I said some fun, and she clarified she wants to know where to take it.
She tells me her rate is $150 for full service. I said I didn't bring that much (Lied because I was not happy discussing rates up front) and so I said let's see where things lead to.
This is the first person I've seen who has ever come in, no hug, no introduction, and just right to business.

She undresses, doing a little dance as she did, and she shakes her bare ass.
I lie down, she takes a swig of her red bull, and does her massage, checking in how I feel. She was pretty good.

We flip, and she starts immediately on the little guy.
I ask if I can touch, she said sure, but no fingers.
She's got a sweet ass for a petite girl. She's got very small boobs. I don't mean small Lexi small which are cute. I mean oversized nipples.
I ask if I can kiss her tits and she goes into a soliloquy about how sensitive they are and she doesn't do much with them.

She said she doesn't do anything without full service. She does covered BJ with her full service too. Kissing and everything else is under FS. Basically, unless you pay for her platinum package at an overpriced rate, you get nothing.

Keep in mind this whole time she's doing an absolutely terrible job stroking me and hasn't moved from her spot so far. There was no kissing, no touching me elsewhere, nothing. She never once got on the table.
A couple times I told her how to go at me, and she'd do it for 5 strokes then switch positions again.

I eventually go, but that's mostly me willing myself to as I just didn't want to be there any longer.
She cleans me up, I shower, she hugged me saying "I hope to see you again" and I left.

At reception (Why are all the receptionists smoking hot?!) and she asks how it went. I said honestly it's the worst I've ever experienced.
She said she's sorry and she's usually really good, so maybe an off day.
She felt bad and handed me a $50. I promised I'd return.
I've seen too many legends at this place to let one horri-awful experience ruing that.

Anyway I strongly recommend not a single one of you waste your money on Isabella. I give my highest possible rebuke of her, and would rather know my fellow man enjoyed themselves with LITERALLY anyone else there.

TLDR: Never see Isabella, go see Erika instead.

 

[imyourpuppet]

Thanks for the warning that's awful. Good for Perla refunding your door fee.

 

[Union_jack]

Thanks for your review. Mind telling us about your friends session with Erika? Was it FS ? How much was it ? Details etc ?


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[Funwizard]

I went with my friend to see Isabella and he saw Erika. I was originally seeing Erika, but his girl didn't show, so I was nice and let him see her.
All I'll say is he is still talking about her and it's been a couple days.

Anyway, so I ended up with Isabella.

I go to shower, and didn't realize there's no towel. So I waited.
She came in 25...yes, 25 minutes later from the scheduled time (factor i you shower for 5-7 minutes anyway).
She comes in, gets me a towel, and just stood by the door on her phone.

I get out and she asks me what am I up for. I said some fun, and she clarified she wants to know where to take it.
She tells me her rate is $150 for full service. I said I didn't bring that much (Lied because I was not happy discussing rates up front) and so I said let's see where things lead to.
This is the first person I've seen who has ever come in, no hug, no introduction, and just right to business.

She undresses, doing a little dance as she did, and she shakes her bare ass.
I lie down, she takes a swig of her red bull, and does her massage, checking in how I feel. She was pretty good.

We flip, and she starts immediately on the little guy.
I ask if I can touch, she said sure, but no fingers.
She's got a sweet ass for a petite girl. She's got very small boobs. I don't mean small Lexi small which are cute. I mean oversized nipples.
I ask if I can kiss her tits and she goes into a soliloquy about how sensitive they are and she doesn't do much with them.

She said she doesn't do anything without full service. She does covered BJ with her full service too. Kissing and everything else is under FS. Basically, unless you pay for her platinum package at an overpriced rate, you get nothing.

Keep in mind this whole time she's doing an absolutely terrible job stroking me and hasn't moved from her spot so far. There was no kissing, no touching me elsewhere, nothing. She never once got on the table.
A couple times I told her how to go at me, and she'd do it for 5 strokes then switch positions again.

I eventually go, but that's mostly me willing myself to as I just didn't want to be there any longer.
She cleans me up, I shower, she hugged me saying "I hope to see you again" and I left.

At reception (Why are all the receptionists smoking hot?!) and she asks how it went. I said honestly it's the worst I've ever experienced.
She said she's sorry and she's usually really good, so maybe an off day.
She felt bad and handed me a $50. I promised I'd return.
I've seen too many legends at this place to let one horri-awful experience ruing that.

Anyway I strongly recommend not a single one of you waste your money on Isabella. I give my highest possible rebuke of her, and would rather know my fellow man enjoyed themselves with LITERALLY anyone else there.

TLDR: Never see Isabella, go see Erika instead.

Wow a seduction kinda experience from the mpa. Atleast the reception experience was like perla.

 

[DarkwingDuck]

Thanks for your review. Mind telling us about your friends session with Erika? Was it FS ? How much was it ? Details etc ?


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He got FS and apparently an amazing cbj. Standard rates, and her boobs are listed incorrectly. She's a D cup, I saw her myself when i was waiting to go to my room.

 

[BananaBoy888]

She said she doesn't do anything without full service. She does covered BJ with her full service too. Kissing and everything else is under FS. Basically, unless you pay for her platinum package at an overpriced rate, you get nothing.

Well, either she's lying or she changed her menu. I went a while back, and got CBJ for an extra bill, which I shouldn't have went for, but I wasn't thinking with my brain at the time.

I will say that her BJ skills are very good, so there's that.

Overall, I agree with what you say here. Hot girl but completely transactional with very little sensuality. Evenings at Perla have not been great when it comes to new talent for a while now. There's been some ladies that have been okay, but no standouts and no one that I'd put on a repeat list.

 

[Joedirt74]

I went with my friend to see Isabella and he saw Erika. I was originally seeing Erika, but his girl didn't show, so I was nice and let him see her.
All I'll say is he is still talking about her and it's been a couple days.

Anyway, so I ended up with Isabella.

I go to shower, and didn't realize there's no towel. So I waited.
She came in 25...yes, 25 minutes later from the scheduled time (factor i you shower for 5-7 minutes anyway).
She comes in, gets me a towel, and just stood by the door on her phone.

I get out and she asks me what am I up for. I said some fun, and she clarified she wants to know where to take it.
She tells me her rate is $150 for full service. I said I didn't bring that much (Lied because I was not happy discussing rates up front) and so I said let's see where things lead to.
This is the first person I've seen who has ever come in, no hug, no introduction, and just right to business.

She undresses, doing a little dance as she did, and she shakes her bare ass.
I lie down, she takes a swig of her red bull, and does her massage, checking in how I feel. She was pretty good.

We flip, and she starts immediately on the little guy.
I ask if I can touch, she said sure, but no fingers.
She's got a sweet ass for a petite girl. She's got very small boobs. I don't mean small Lexi small which are cute. I mean oversized nipples.
I ask if I can kiss her tits and she goes into a soliloquy about how sensitive they are and she doesn't do much with them.

She said she doesn't do anything without full service. She does covered BJ with her full service too. Kissing and everything else is under FS. Basically, unless you pay for her platinum package at an overpriced rate, you get nothing.

Keep in mind this whole time she's doing an absolutely terrible job stroking me and hasn't moved from her spot so far. There was no kissing, no touching me elsewhere, nothing. She never once got on the table.
A couple times I told her how to go at me, and she'd do it for 5 strokes then switch positions again.

I eventually go, but that's mostly me willing myself to as I just didn't want to be there any longer.
She cleans me up, I shower, she hugged me saying "I hope to see you again" and I left.

At reception (Why are all the receptionists smoking hot?!) and she asks how it went. I said honestly it's the worst I've ever experienced.
She said she's sorry and she's usually really good, so maybe an off day.
She felt bad and handed me a $50. I promised I'd return.
I've seen too many legends at this place to let one horri-awful experience ruing that.

Anyway I strongly recommend not a single one of you waste your money on Isabella. I give my highest possible rebuke of her, and would rather know my fellow man enjoyed themselves with LITERALLY anyone else there.

TLDR: Never see Isabella, go see Erika instead.

First off y do you think these girls arnt there to make money no one wants to kiss u for free y on earth would u get mad she discussed money that’s y she’s there go kiss your wife y tf do u think it’s ok to kiss working girls she probably say 7 guys before you and did bj with all of them now you have 7 dicks in your mouth u guys are cheep and disgusting before u except a girl to kill you smell your owne breath first and smell your ass cuz 95% of you clients don’t wash your butts and stink that’s probably y you resort to the spa because no girl in real life wants you

 

[PornPrince]

First off y do you think these girls arnt there to make money no one wants to kiss u for free y on earth would u get mad she discussed money that’s y she’s there go kiss your wife y tf do u think it’s ok to kiss working girls she probably say 7 guys before you and did bj with all of them now you have 7 dicks in your mouth u guys are cheep and disgusting before u except a girl to kill you smell your owne breath first and smell your ass cuz 95% of you clients don’t wash your butts and stink that’s probably y you resort to the spa because no girl in real life wants you

Big talk from a whore.

 

[pussylicious]

First off y do you think these girls arnt there to make money no one wants to kiss u for free y on earth would u get mad she discussed money that’s y she’s there go kiss your wife y tf do u think it’s ok to kiss working girls she probably say 7 guys before you and did bj with all of them now you have 7 dicks in your mouth u guys are cheep and disgusting before u except a girl to kill you smell your owne breath first and smell your ass cuz 95% of you clients don’t wash your butts and stink that’s probably y you resort to the spa because no girl in real life wants you

You resort to sucking dick at the spa for a living because no other employers want you