Country music covers all these problems.
It understands the human heart is wayward.
If you do wake up with a him, perhaps the right song is
'I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.'
If waking up with a him really pisses you off, the song with a definite LOS connection is
'If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.'
or possibly
'I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.'