FELLAS MY MONTHLY PSA- DON'T BOTHER GOING TO ABSOLUTE SPA 733 BLOOR WEST

[darknight5611]

The owner is a cool chick and was decent about ten years ago, but this shithole has taken a nose dive. Seen two ladies recently

Nadia- boring tall euro chick, no vibe, no affection, no personality, barely even got to touch her and I paid for a body slide, fucking bitch was giving attitude the whole time, and then at the end pretended to be my friend and dumb questions about my favorite food and my culture.

Jenna- This little blonde angry hoe hates life, and its clear through her attitude and demeanor. Didn't even bother to give a half-ass massage, and complained that she's "not a professional" and cant provide a harder rub down. How professional of this unprofessional hoe. Such a boring and dull experience, and instead of enjoying my time, she kept asking questions trying to get dirt on other ladies that I seen there in the past, fucking bitch im her to get a massage, relax, and not think about bullshit, I aint there to gossip like some high school in the ghetto cafeteria.

Also both of these loser hoes did the same tactic, where they threw a dry bullshit towel on my ejaculated junk and just ran towards the shower to get a fresh shower, 99% of these joints will get you a nice hot towel, wipe your cock off, offer you a bottle water, and allow you to take a nice shower, get dressed and changed in a timely manner, I was getting rushed outta there faster than drunk refugee. Man fuck that place, and fuck all those stuck up bougie Toronto hoes.

Fuck FREE WORLD ----313.

 

[Sethman]

Nadia- boring tall euro chick, no vibe, no affection, no personality.

Jenna- This little blonde angry hoe hates life, ... I aint there to gossip like some high school in the ghetto cafeteria.

Also both of these loser hoes did the same tactic,

Fuck FREE WORLD ----313.

Classic rant. Live and learn!

 

[imyourpuppet]

Hasn't been my experience at all at Absolute. It must be you/your attitude.
I've seen both Nadia and Jenna. They're sexy chicks. In particular Nadia she's got a model type body. They provide standard FBSM with no extras. Perhaps that's your gripe? You didn't get any kissing or daty?
The owner is the infamous Chrystal B. She's a legend in the massage game and is still providing on occasion. She is past her prime but her prime was a high bar level. Makeout artist and BLS'er extraordinaire.

 

[bigwang89]

Hasn't been my experience at all at Absolute. It must be you/your attitude.
I've seen both Nadia and Jenna. They're sexy chicks. In particular Nadia she's got a model type body. They provide standard FBSM with no extras. Perhaps that's your gripe? You didn't get any kissing or daty?
The owner is the infamous Chrystal B. She's a legend in the massage game and is still providing on occasion. She is past her prime but her prime was a high bar level. Makeout artist and BLS'er extraordinaire.

Ain’t this the truth about Crystay. Her make out and BLS are amazing. She also has a great pussy to DATY. Been about 5 years since I’ve seen her though!

 

[darknight5611]

Crystal is good and Ill give her kudos, but she came outta retirement to mpa again, but the only reason was due to the lack of talent she can find, and anyone decent doesn't stay because the place is a shit hole, fuck that place. Nadia and Jenna are both bougie ass hoes with bad attitudes and no respect hard working honest paying clients.

 

[Duzy Kutas]

Chrystal used to be a Legend.... according to her own ads.
She retired... from what I could see.. to get some cosmetic work done... now there is still too much cellulite.. unfortunate to see her almost every day on the schedule
her difficulty in getting new 'talent' is because any new young girls would steal all her clients... by their(client's) own choice... and any new talent that would stick around would only be just like
the current others there.. who are much worse than her and no threat to her regular client portfolio
She will always have her fans... but she rushes too much and does not provide any decent service compared to many other well reviewed ladies here elsewhere ...
the only reasons some guys might repeat is she does treat her long time customers well but skills have defintely diminished greatly
they post ads on leolist.. pictures are real..... the words about some kind of decent (massage plus) service are overstated... sure they do those things,,,,
but they ask way too much in tips and then provide uninterested crap.... really CRAPPY service... as the op has reiterated.
they hardly ever get written up on here.. but there should be no mystery... its Absolute-ly terrible.... if you consider maybe a try.. dont... but if you do.. then NOT Nadia for sure..
retirement was the right choice.. same for Nadia and Jenna
just another opinion... and I typically always say positive things in my posts

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[Sethman]

Crystal has been around for a while now. Here spa has always been a terrible place for most ppl. She does have her followers and they are the ones who shill for her always. Most of the hoes there simply do a lame ass masage plus some kind of bs bodyslide and get to cash in aroung $140. Mind you, just a hh, rub and tug for $140; that is a full service price anywhere else. SO her Hoes have been corrupted to do very little for a lot of cash. She does run a tight club and rarely hires any new talent, ths same old hoes for years. As for crystal herself, she looks like shit these days. I wouldn't fuck her ass for free.

 

[darknight5611]

Absolute Health Spa - Toronto Spa | Massage

like look at the schedule, same old run down hoes, come on this aint 2012, get some new high end talent

 

[hesperion]

Hey asshole, why circle back to this thread 5 months later if you hate this place so much? Sounds like you got spurned boy and can't get over it.

Now move the fuck along.