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Visited this location (west of Bathurst & Wilson) approximately 18 months ago and never returned. A Russian/EE MPA tried to rip me off and as you may have read in my previous post I avoid EE ladies based on similar/other bad experiences. But I digress.
In keeping with a positive attitude and armed with the “Tactical Ice Cream Response” (TICR) I decided to re-evaluate this parlor. What is TICR? I carry a bag of groceries in the likely event that an overbearing MPA will try to strong-arm me into a session. Hence, my response (spineless wonder that I am)…..
“Can’t stay”
“Ice-cream is melting”
“Gotta go”
While buzzing at the top of the stairs I notice a camera staring back at me; waited a minute and the door is flung open. Before me stands a bespectacled, dark brown hair in pony-tail lady beneath a sleeveless black dress. Not gorgeous, not pretty, but almost girl-next-door-good-looks (no EE accent). Was about to reach for TICR when the little head pipes up, “Whoa….let her hair down, dispose of the glasses and black dress – why, she could be one of those innocuous yet hot sexually deprived secretary types with a voracious appetite for the male member…this could be the PSE of a lifetime!!”.
Grieves me to admit…..but…I follow the lil’ head across the threshold….groceries and all. As I was trailing Elisha down the hallway I notice a lightening bolt style tattoo wrapped about her bicep. Her shoulders were cut and wider than mine! This girl is either a long distance swimmer, into sculling or (heavens forbid) a biker chick who bench presses Harleys for breakfast. Disgruntled inner voice chimes in, ”lil’head…you are going to receive one severe thrashing when I get home.”
Gave her the door fee and she excused herself. She returned promptly and began the massage. Hmmmm…not bad. I did notice she has big paws for a girl. Not quite lumberjack but almost as rough. Needless to say the reverse started sooner rather than later (my choice).
Gentlemen…here is where this girl shines. What she lacks in other departments she sure makes up for on the table. Giving her a sensuous massage replete with tickling touches and this girl starts rockin' beneath my fingertips. HOT DAMN I love a responsive writhing MPA!! Say no more.
Gentlemen…by the numbers:
Face: 6
Body: 6
(28-32 years old, 5’7”, 120-130ish lb. Man made C-cups, which were probably done on a Monday or Friday; ie, surgeon must have been going on or off a bender…or the guy needs a refresher in Breast Augmentation 101).
Attitude: 9
(friendly, cordial, relaxed and open, our personalities seemed complementary)
Service: 9
(service-oriented, aims to please, very responsive, went into overtime. Even would have shared in some confectionary if the damn stuff had not melted…groan)
Facilities: 6
(looked tired, room was small but manageable, appeared reasonably sanitary, communal shower available, not the Ritz by any stretch)
Losses (30 min): $40.00 door + $60.00 NR + $3.95 (1/2 L of Ben & Jerry's)
Repeat: certainly worth 1 more venture
Final comments:
It was a fun session and everything within legal limits. I would rather spend time with this type of lady given some shortcomings than with a prissy Barbie-doll serving up an iceberg attitude at twice the price. Treat her with the courtesy and respect she deserves and you will receive the same in kind.
Gentlemen…it’s your money….be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
In keeping with a positive attitude and armed with the “Tactical Ice Cream Response” (TICR) I decided to re-evaluate this parlor. What is TICR? I carry a bag of groceries in the likely event that an overbearing MPA will try to strong-arm me into a session. Hence, my response (spineless wonder that I am)…..
“Can’t stay”
“Ice-cream is melting”
“Gotta go”
While buzzing at the top of the stairs I notice a camera staring back at me; waited a minute and the door is flung open. Before me stands a bespectacled, dark brown hair in pony-tail lady beneath a sleeveless black dress. Not gorgeous, not pretty, but almost girl-next-door-good-looks (no EE accent). Was about to reach for TICR when the little head pipes up, “Whoa….let her hair down, dispose of the glasses and black dress – why, she could be one of those innocuous yet hot sexually deprived secretary types with a voracious appetite for the male member…this could be the PSE of a lifetime!!”.
Grieves me to admit…..but…I follow the lil’ head across the threshold….groceries and all. As I was trailing Elisha down the hallway I notice a lightening bolt style tattoo wrapped about her bicep. Her shoulders were cut and wider than mine! This girl is either a long distance swimmer, into sculling or (heavens forbid) a biker chick who bench presses Harleys for breakfast. Disgruntled inner voice chimes in, ”lil’head…you are going to receive one severe thrashing when I get home.”
Gave her the door fee and she excused herself. She returned promptly and began the massage. Hmmmm…not bad. I did notice she has big paws for a girl. Not quite lumberjack but almost as rough. Needless to say the reverse started sooner rather than later (my choice).
Gentlemen…here is where this girl shines. What she lacks in other departments she sure makes up for on the table. Giving her a sensuous massage replete with tickling touches and this girl starts rockin' beneath my fingertips. HOT DAMN I love a responsive writhing MPA!! Say no more.
Gentlemen…by the numbers:
Face: 6
Body: 6
(28-32 years old, 5’7”, 120-130ish lb. Man made C-cups, which were probably done on a Monday or Friday; ie, surgeon must have been going on or off a bender…or the guy needs a refresher in Breast Augmentation 101).
Attitude: 9
(friendly, cordial, relaxed and open, our personalities seemed complementary)
Service: 9
(service-oriented, aims to please, very responsive, went into overtime. Even would have shared in some confectionary if the damn stuff had not melted…groan)
Facilities: 6
(looked tired, room was small but manageable, appeared reasonably sanitary, communal shower available, not the Ritz by any stretch)
Losses (30 min): $40.00 door + $60.00 NR + $3.95 (1/2 L of Ben & Jerry's)
Repeat: certainly worth 1 more venture
Final comments:
It was a fun session and everything within legal limits. I would rather spend time with this type of lady given some shortcomings than with a prissy Barbie-doll serving up an iceberg attitude at twice the price. Treat her with the courtesy and respect she deserves and you will receive the same in kind.
Gentlemen…it’s your money….be careful out there!
Good day and good farmin’
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