worst nona experience possible. So pissed off!!

[Adan T]

I think it's smarter than calling this a hobby and throwing endless money down the drain. Nothing wrong with going the odd time, but I personally am not old or ugly enough to consider this my only means for stimulation.

 

[Rugby Stud]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

That's classic slam...

...but I even had to try her once...sorta the get it outta my system thing. Memorable session indeed. I wish all my first visits went over so well. Saves me the money spent trying to warm the MPA up.

MM

 

[bcakEs85]

Yep DerekV...nothing like the sight of all those walkers and wheelchairs lined up in the lobby of IT and HFH to make you feel young and virulent!
Now if only those spas would follow the TTC and offer Seniors Discounts!

 

[?V??us?]

Old and young are relative terms. So, let me get this straight... Most of the men that frequent the MPs are the same age as the MPAs?

Didn't think so...

 

[Bella]

2 issues here in this post at least. The first regards Nona (not Nonna = grandmother). I have seen her at least half a dozen times and she ranks as one of my top mpas. I am about five to ten years younger than her, but she (if you have the insight to notice) has some kind of sexiness that transcends age and what most would consider model good looks. She knows how to be sexy, wthout trying, and it has little to do with her special service. She is intelligent, kind and a hell of a lot of fun. I have no idea what happened to ther person who originated this post, but there have been plenty of nona firstimers who have been treated like kings. She probably was having some kind of a bad nite or thought you were le.
Second issue - Re number of posts. You are really just shooting youself in the foot if you come on here and take cheap shots at experienced members. Word of advice from an experienced member with relatively few posts. If you keep you mouth shut, contribute constructively every now and then, you will reap benefits from this group far greater than you contribute. Not a bad deal. If you just like criticizing people and think you are better than everyone else at least do it standing on the corner of yonge and Dundas - at least you'd show some bollocks.

 

[Disney Girl]

Everyone likes HFH, so I just checked their website. The staff don't give their ages, but I checked. I SERIOUSLY doubt any of the girls are 40 years old.

I bet more are closer to 20 than 40.

 

[Sam L]

...you looked too clean cut...

 

[manoj d]

Moderation is the key, I'm not trying to insult or piss anyone off. I just think that sometimes the "noobs" may have information that we can all benefit from too, perhaps moreso than some of the addicts.

Of course the majority of the people on massageplanet.net fall somewhere between "noobs" and addicts.

 

[Monkey Cheese]

Derek - then what the hell are you doing on the board? You call people here addicts/obsessive and the lot, yet here you are, going to the MPs and logging on to a review board. The very fact that you are on the board and therefore able to criticize people makes you a hypocrite. As far as age goes, I've met a number of massageplanet.netites at a couple of parties. Many of them fall within the 20 - 40 age range. Like myself, they are not obsessed with this "hobby", just enjoy the services provided by these sweet young ladies once in a while. Throwing money down the drain? Why make money if you can't enjoy spending it? Save the money for their kids education? Not everyone here has kids. Do you? If you do, then once again, you sir, are a hypocrite.
There's nothing wrong with posting as a "Newbie", but if you make dumbass mistakes, you're going to be called upon it. Suck it up! Accept the fact that there are somethings that can't be written. Also, accept the fact that some of the guys are going to have a little fun with the new guys - Have you ever spent time in a locker room? Its called guy talk! If you can't handle that, go somewhere else. But don't come on here with a holier than thou attitude! If you want to do that, then (to quote The Rock), "Know your role jabroni, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

 

[dickatool]

Omg quoting "The Rock", never in my wildest dreams did I imagine someone quoting him. It speaks volumes...

I said most of the men on massageplanet.net fall somewhere in between "noobs" and addicts, try reading my posts. I'll keep it simple for you maddog, that means I'm saying most people here aren't "noobs" or addicts.

 

[Diana]

C'mon - The Rock is cool! Highlight of 2003 Primetime T.V. last Monday when the Rock and Sock Connection reunited!

 

[mustagme]

Her service may not be for you, but that doesn't mean you should demean her.

 

[Tay B]

I feel left out! With a couple of positive reviews, I don't even get a 'Shill' rating? What am I doing wrong?????

But seriously, if we can't laugh at ourselves and with each other, what good is this all? In teh words of a famous personage, "I would never want to join a club that accepts me as a member."

shakenbake

 

[Spindrift]

Obviously you have no clue what are you missing!!!