worst nona experience possible. So pissed off!!

[? k y k y ?]

Hi Everybody,
I am a long time lurker, but first time poster. Thanks for all the great advice in the past. It has served me well up until yesterday. After all of the great stories about Nona's I decided to go there and see for myself. I entered the spa with a pocket full of cash excited to experience the nona special for myself. I rang the doorbell. waited for about a minute. An older but beautiful woman answered the door. She didn't say a word, just stood and stared at me. I asked for a massage. She gesutred me to enter and than barked at me to wait. She disappeared and I stood in the hallway wondering what the hell was going on. About two minutes later, a much older woman approached me (who I assume was Nona from all of the massageplanet.net descriptions). At this point I was a bit annoyed but still excited to see what she had in store. This is where things get a little strange. Without saying a word, she physcially began to push me out of the spa, yelling at me that I wasnt there for a massage and to stop wasting her time. Standing with a hard-on and a pocket full of cash I was completely confused and just sort of walked out. I asked her why she thought I didn't want a massage and then the door slammed in my face.

If I was a creep, or really young looking I could understand this, but I have no idea what this was all about. In any case, I was completely pissed off and left thinking that maybe it was for the best that I didnt have my ass licked by a semi-mumified corpse. As you can see I was pissed off. I have been to many MPs and have had some pretty mediocre experiences but this was incredible. In the end I took my money to Penthouse Spa and had a wonderful time as usual.

As I have never been to Nona's, am incredibly clean, and have never disrespected ad MPA, does anyone have any idea what this might have been about?

 

[Pompal 09.]

no clue. sounds very strange though. Maybe she thought you were a cop?

 

[brown6027]

Maybe it was the "standing there with a hard-on" part?

 

[proud walker]

Odd experience.
I too was lured out to Bloor St West recently to see what all the hype about Nona was about first hand.

She introduced herself as "Nona" and the rest went swimmingly...just like all the grea reviews I'd read on massageplanet.net.

 

[Judy]

You would be better off finding a dog to lick your asshole....


Sorry Nona lovers.... I just had to say it...!!!!

 

[italianscotschick]

Bronx,

I'm not sure what you expect from the group here. I'm not discounting what happened to you and believe it to be true, but realistically, your only post to your name is a negative review of someone who has been reviewed favourably on massageplanet.net.

Minnie me

 

[Southern Baptist]

"your only post to your name is a negative review of someone who has been reviewed favourably on massageplanet.net. "

As a lurker here, I'm truly confused by this comment. Are you suggesting only people who have posted good reviews can post negative ones? Or only previous posters with histories of negative posts? I remember some poor guy a few months ago who was ripped to shreds for posting a first review that was glowing in its praise for the SP. Does this mean first review posters are not allowed to post either good or bad reviews?

Truly confused.

 

[Bubbl3z]

Sorry danrub, you can't even ask that until after your twenty-fifth post.

 

[Wolfie]

LOL. I see. I'll be standing in the corner now, with my nose to the wall......

 

[Lani]

Hey danrub,

Welcome to the REAL massageplanet.net, where every asshole who can type (and a few who can't) try to feel superior with their hundred count posts. The fact that many of those posts are one liners, with no real thought behind them just proves your point.

Don't know Nona, and don't care to know Nona, but the reality is that if you want to stay in this business you can't treat your customers like shit - what goes around comes around. Eventually it will catch up.

Oh, by the way, I was called a "shill" on my first couple of reviews, because they were "positive" reviews. You get used to it after awhile.

 

[Starla_C]

Amazed here...If I could find an animal like that I'd lift my "No Pets" rule.

 

[laracroft79]

No worries... my first couple posts here on massageplanet.net (many yrs ago it seems now)... I even got Fred's dander up. Look at me now. lmao.

 

[prettygirlnmd]

Hey... no worries... you only have 21 posts to go. If you work really hard you have that done my midnight.

 

[vanpersie]

Ditto!

jwm

 

[sheba]

I was not suggesting that as a newbie, you can't post a negative review - not at all. Though I do see how this may have been interpreted - my apologies for this.

I was just trying to communicate some realism (and perhaps cynicism). I just used the wrong words.

Minnie me

 

[Jake R]

Welcome to massageplanet.net....Bronxrocker and Danrub. Almost everyone goes through this as a newbie and don't get too worked up over it. If you haven't been accused of a shill or negative review, then something's wrong. It's like our own little hazing ritual, but a lot less painful than standing naked at Bloor and Younge. massageplanet.net offers a little bit of everything....humour, vicious sarcasm, educational value, stimulating reviews and just plain weirdness. That's why we love it and you will as well. Welcome once again!

 

[Dark]

That does sound weird, and brings back a memory of an experience I had once. It was several years ago. I went to a place on Lawrence to see a girl that was getting a lot of hype. I knocked and she answered and told me that she was busy. I politely said maybe I'll come back later then. She started cursing at me much the same as your experience. In fact she cursed at me as I walked all the way down the stairs. I don't remember the exact words but something to the effect that ... I know you won't come back ... etc... Maybe she picked up that I wasn't impressed with her looks as I wasn't. And I didn't intend to come back. She was right. After her reaction there was no way I would come back.. Anyway, that was not Nona.

I have seen Nona and she was nice and polite but she's just not my type so I wouldn't recommend or see her myself again.

Welcome to the board BTW.

 

[7K3]

i don't understand why someone would want there asshole licked by an old bag.

 

[~*Shadybaby*~]

Dat's what da Nona Experience is!?!?!?! Dayum Meng, I gots ta go overe there for a cleaning. Ya knaw mean.

ONE

 

[Dina W]

...next time leave the badge and nightsick at home-
and don't double park the cruiser out front with the lights flashing.

MM