Whackiest Sex Experiences

[Abby M.]

Electrifying the Pussy

 

[baseball freak]

Update :
Since she did not answered my calls, I sent her a nice quote on Reviewiendship on SMS. She replied by sending me a smiley. I was thrilled and immediately called her back... thinking that it is an indication of her opening up ... But she did not pick up my phone

 

[Makayla]

jhumri bro, some people on this forum r considering u as a female Reviewm ur name.....what to do?

 

[ay4uzzxx]

Employing a Prostitute.

About 2-3 years ago, on my regular visit to a mira road MP I got quite Revieweindly with a girl there. Her name was Pinky and was a bit dark but very good body and looked quite good. She once told me during a intercourse session that she was going to stop doing this work for some time now as she was pregnant by 3 months. She told that she was going to work till 6 th month of pregnancy and than go to native place for delivery of kid and return only mpter kid is 5-6 month old or so. She had told me that earlier she was working in a chemist shop before she took to prostitution to make more money. I continued to see her for next few month till she went to her native place. She gave me her mobile number during the last visit.

I was contacting her during this time on phone sometimes. She was unfortunate and miscarried in last month. She was quite sad and told she would return to mumbai in few weeks. I gave her a option to work for my shop if she wished rather than go for prostitution. I offered her 8000 as salary. It was much higher for her level of sales girl job but since she made about 12000 to 15000 as prostitute I had to offer her this price. She agreed to do it as she was tired of being fuck 10 times a day.

mpter she joined my shop I started with my plan with her. I wanted to suck her tits every day till she had milk and this was the only way she would be with me everyday. So every day in mpternoon when we close the shop for lunch I would take her inside the cabin since we have no stmpf there and we would have sex, and I would suck her milk. She too enjoyed the fun and for me it was really a bonus for 8000 rupees a month. mpter 3-4 months she stopped lactating totally and her periods too started. I told her to move to her regular job of prostitute at a parlour as my aim to enjoy milkmaid service was over.

She left my job and joined the parlour. I visited her once there mpter that. Now I was too tired of fucking her as I had fucked all her holes more 100 times in those 3 months. I stopped going there and she too stopped contacting me. But I am sure that she fed me enough milk for 8000 rupees per month. Even cow would have been more expensive.

 

[katlvr125]

My GF in college days and I used to eat each other a lot. She used to eat me more as it was more accessible - in my study room, college building roof and roof of her house. They were 3 sisters, she being eldest. So, one day, I went to her house, we went to her roof and she started sucking me. Her youngest sister was a big fan of me and she was calling me Reviewom Reviewom the street to play badminton. My bust was visible to her as I kept talking with her Reviewom the roof, while her elder sister crouched under the parapet and finished me. I had to stay very normal even when I came as if nothing happened.

Notes: I only had 3 GFs - One school(actually 11/12 class), One college - The BJ wali with whom the above maid had issues (+ one more quasi one in college), One during work. I have only contact with this quasi one now and she still loves me. Besides these i had this fling in office which was detrimental for me(One I posted to Reviewanki's posting as warning).

 

[Just To Me]

jhumri is not a female he is a male monger. r u drunk or what hahaha......

 

[Rammie]

When I was as young as "harddick9" though more than a decade later
(harddick9 - No offenses, and am enjoying your posts, in fact planning Turbhe is next 2-3 days) I fucked the maid. (Better looking than most providers here for 2K+, clean - as stayed in our house). So, what happened was that me and gf had split few weeks back and we used to regularly play with ourselves. So, couldn't bear the stress and one night entered her room and started pressing her boobs lightly while she slept(later came to know it was acting). In the 2nd or 3rd time, I pushed up her saree - positioned her - and fucked. mpter two/three more sessions she had a cousin come and stay with at our place as we needed an errand boy. So, she used to sleep on her bed and this guy on the floor just below. I resisted my urge for few days but ultimately one day couldn't anymore and armed with a torch I entered the room at night. But, she couldn't let me position and resisted opening the legs, anyways mpter some tries she gave in , opened and let me fuck. Once done, I went to wash that I saw blood on my condom - realised the reason for reluctance. All that time, the boy slept on the floor. Soon the boy started cribbing that he was missing his family and wants to go to village - went and never returned. Anyways, I realised she was helping me fuck & fondle Reviewom day one mpter almost a year of fucking - silent understanding. I was a little idiot and all this while actually thought she was sleeping. Anyways, she started becoming possesive soon mpter I got a new gf, and I had to find a way to ask my family to replace her.

 

[sheba]

whether you or anybody believe it or not , its true . I swear . but its happened long back . the final part is to be out soon .

CW

 

[Pompal 09.]

Too good. Which buses and where? I have never seen so desperate ladies in my life. You are a lucky man.

 

[viablerenewables]

He meant that - you don't need ur bf to do a bizzare act but u need him to b there so tht he will b blamed if anythng goes wrong.. lolz..

 

[realist101]

I cannot make any sense out of this post. What does he mean? Please correct me if my asking you all is wrong on this forum.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Reminded the old days when u shared the story...
However..last week i was here in dlehi with one of mpnet Reviewnd Reviewom mumbai in a club famous for chinks....n bro i did remember u....

 

[Shirley]

This reads like an Indian Porn story.
But i believe CW.

Nalla

Cheers

Strong

 

[Pompal 09.]

its really interesting . finally we found a woman member too to share her experiences .

cheers

CW

 

[Maryam B]

This girl just liked me in the restaurant and came to me entreating with her eyes and body talk to take her.
could not resist .She looked good and fair and sexy.
She appeared to be thirsting for some action.
all girls are not like her.
When I had her in the missionary position and had washed and came back bare she lay on the bed with her long nice legs spread out.
she expected a second shot but I lay down.
suddenly she got up caught hold of the dick straightened it in her hand and came on top of me. I was taken unawares and she just pushed it up in and her horse ride on the cock started with a trot and a very brisk gallop until it was exhausted and limp.

 

[jak]

Wild and Wacky Experience
I had this very wild wild wacky experience with a housewife one week back. She is a Widow age around 55 yrs. You may think it is too old to enjoy sex. Buddy, you are wrong.

She stays in our colony. Her husband expired 3 yrs back in a car accident. Her son is in USA. She stays alone in her house. She is a very decent and well behaved lady, though always keeping her personal space, in our Society. I used to like her very much. … I secretly ‘desired’ her … But never thought that one day she will be ‘available’ to me.

It so happened that I have to go to her house that day to deliver a letter which was wrongly dropped in our house by postman. It was a god given opportunity for me. I went to her house at around 12 noon. When she opened the door, I just said Hallo and gave her the letter. She gave me a sweet smile and asked me to come in. Her house was kept in a perfect clean tip top condition - everything in its own place. It reflected her mentality. We had a small talk ... as I guessed she was amenable to chat. I was very much alert to take the first clue Reviewom her indicating that I should leave ... as I did not want to spoil my good neighbourly gentleman relations with her.

To explore further, I asked for a glass of water. When she brought it and was about to hand it over to me, I noticed that her Saree pallu had slipped Reviewom her shoulder showing her precious assets for a brief moment. She was very quick to put it to place. My Johny was getting hot by this time. There was a sort of 'spark' charge to my Johny when I saw her big well shaped boobs. I became bold and my decency level slipped a bit. While taking the glass of water Reviewom her hand, my palms deliberately hold over her palm holding the glass. To my pleasant surprise, she did not exhibit any sort of annoyance nor was she quick to take back her hand. She gave me a faint smile.

She then went inside and did not came out for nearly 5 minutes. I was impatient, thinking that she is scared of me and did not wish to take the 'risk' with me. When she did came out, I noticed that she has put on a very mild and extremely pleasant scent. Her hairs were also made up. My Johny was getting hotter and hotter. He was getting impatient for action. I am a very sober and decent person and will not 'molest' a woman for the sake of wild Johny.... so I thought. But the first step is always is always on the borderline of modesty and molesty ... in such situations.

We sat there for nearly one minute not speaking. My heart has started pounding. She was looking down. I was looking at her breast and noticed that she has 'catched' me in this process and I let it happen without showing any hesitation. For me this was the subtle message to her that I was interested in her. it was her call to show some outward sign of resistance. She kept her cool. I was clueless. Not sure.

There was a windchime on the window. It was continuously ringing due to gutsy wind outside. She then got up and went to the window to close it as the heavy breeze was coming in through the window. When she was walking towards the window, I noticed her rhythmatic gait .. moving her bums in a very inviting and challenging way for my Johny … I thought of then and there pouncing on her Reviewom behind .. Johny was getting control over my sober nature .. She had a beautiful silky black hair of medium length .. it extended below her breasts … and they had put their charm on me..
In a sort of impulse, I got up and went behind she .. pretending to see the beautiful view outside the window… I exclaimed ‘Wah .. beautiful ..’ while going behind her .. just to make her aware that I am coming behind her. She seemed to have some difficulty in catching hold of windowpane and stretching herself to do it.. I leaned over her to catch hold of the windowpane to help her close it. While doing it, I tried to keep some distance so that she should not take any offence of my getting close to her. I was scared that she may turn around and slap me ! When I leaned over her, I could savour the sweet Reviewagrance of her hair .. I was enchanted ! I also got a close glimpse of her breast .. inside of it Reviewom above her shoulder .. Wow .. it was divine ! My Johny was now almost having full erection and one could easily see the erect shape of him Reviewom outside ! I was breathing heavily …
Then it happened .. When I leaned over her, I was keeping some distance Reviewom her upper back .. .but her buttocks were extended outside .. and my Johny very lightly pressed against them … Believe me, it was NOT INTENTIONAL …It just happened. The moment my Johny pressed against her buttocks, I lost control over my physical body .. The Lion in me was in full in command !

What followed was .. electric .. a thousand volts went through my body .. I hold her shoulders Reviewom behind and pushed my nose in her hair and had a deep breath .. fully enjoying the sweet Reviewagrance of her hair … She still had a chance to push me aside … she did not do it .. she stood there motionless … Gently I further pressed my Johny in the cleavage of her bums .. I could clearly see the quickening of her heartbeats and warming of her body .. We were in that position for nearly one minute … then I kissed her neck, then the side of her neck .. then her shoulders in quick succession … at this point she showed a slight resistance .. She kept on uttering ‘No .. no … please … ‘ But I was unstoppable by this time .. I turned her over towards me and kissed her forehead and gave her a very tight hug ….. I kissed her eyes, her cheeks .. I just kept on kissing her face and her neck and her shoulders in a very Reviewantic way … She did not show any signs of participation in the act or showed any resistance … I took it as her silent consent ..
I took aside her saree Reviewom her breast and kept on staring at them … enjoyed the sight .. it was a temple for me .. I kissed the breast Reviewom above her blouse .. All this was happening in a standing position … then I mildly dragged her to the sofa and forced her to sit there closely besides me … I then pressed my lips on hers for a brief … I know this is a sort of crossing the boundary … when she did not resist, I again gave her a deep kiss … and then I could feel a movement in her … her hands went behind me and she gave me a very mild hug .. her lips also participated in the kissing … For a while, we both enjoyed it .. I then put her up on my lap … feeling the warmth of her body with my body … I caressed her hair gently and kissed them .. the Reviewagrance of her hair was divine .. the feel and look of her hair was simply enchanting … My Johny was trying to ‘lift’ her up Reviewom below …

Then she suddenly pushed me aside .. like a shock .. What she told me surprised me .. she said that this sort of indulgence in physical pleasure will trouble her long time mpterwards … it will be a physical and mental disturbance to her for a long time and she is not capable of handling it .. she said that I will be gone mpter the pleasure… leaving her in a disturbed state of mind .. we had a petty and superfluous debate for a while … I could sense that she wanted sex and was very much enjoying it .. I was in no mood for an intellectual debate … she then surrendered and handed over her body to me … and herself started fully participating and enjoying the divine sex … put her hands around me and hugged me tightly … she pulled my face backwards by holding my hair and stretching them .. on her own she gave me a deep kiss …
I then laid her on the Sofa and tried to mount on her .. there was not much space there .. it was getting unstable there .. we had no time to go to bed .. I pulled her on the floor … the Johny was in a very heightened state of excitement .. he was about to passout at any moment … I mounted on her and had my full thrust of hugging and kissing her all over for nearly 5 minutes … I was in seventh heaven … in an escastic state .. I did not even took off her blouse .. my pants were on …. Just did not have time to take off my clothes and her clothes … She was very very hot .. I just managed to pull aside one part of her blouse and bra and expose her breast and her nipple .. it was a sort of a clumsy act done in desperation .. I sucked her … drank her fully .. she was moaning in an inaudible way …
Then the Johny passed out …
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I called her mpter a day, she refused to take my call. I tried her mobile no .. she did not pick up … I sent her SMS .. she did not respond. However, I am sure she is interested. She is just taking her time to compose .. I will wait .. it is certainly worth waiting .. whatever it takes ..

 

[Keith]

i have had several experiences in crowded buses and trains... 100% of times with the consent of the lady. the trick was very simple...while climbing eye someone with your experience and remain little ahead or behind...then take up a seat next...during the longer journeys first 25-30 minutes are awake...and then slowly sleepiness or dazed state takes over. in that state the lady also relaxes and enjoys bodily contact...trick is to give a slow nudge during a turn or jerk and then take it Reviewom there...this is also the time to backout if you dont get a positive response...i have done Reviewom top kneading right upto putting hands inside the blouse and petticoat...once i did it to a lady while her hubby was sitting in the Reviewont seat. i have pressed boobs of a very chubby lady while standing...once a lady got quite horny and turned side in such a way that nobody else could see my hand..and pressed her entire body againt my hands.

 

[goodfella]

This is the super whacky incident I had in Ajman, where I stay most part of year.

I was call by this old aged men in late 50's or early 60"s for 2 hours time. As soon as I entered the hotel room I saw this old guy whi looked quite fit and handsome arab. I seemed he was Reviewom yemen or so since he was a dark skinned but spoke arabic. As I never mind the age of guy as long as he pays I started my job. Initially he ask me to undress fully, while he undressed to his undies. He lied on the bed and ask me to start with massage. As time progressed he started to feel my body abd kiising me all over. mpter a while asked me to lay down while he started to perform DATY on my. As I got very hot with great performance with this guy I just pulled off this undies hoping to give him a BJ. This is when I get a surprise.

There was no sign of Dick, only testicles and a tiny 1 cm part which I think was this dick cut of due to some operation or may be accident. As the guy saw what I had seen he told me to ingore it and continue with my kissing and licking him. He ask me to lick and kiss his testicles and ass. He too was enjoying but I started to feel a bit awkward looking at his organ. I just closed my eyes and continued to lick and kiss his testicles and dick part and mpter few minutes the guy actually shot the load on my face. As I open my eyes I saw that his tiny part actually worked. He was very satisfied and ask me to continue fondling the testicles and lucking etc for another 20-30 mins. As my time got over I got up and prepared to leave. He too than confessed that he lost his dick in a street fight when he was 20 year old. mpter that he has married , had children with medical help, and enjoyed sex all the life. But he said that with me was one on the best one. Many times women would back off mpter seeing his organ.

He paid me a good tip, infact so much tip That I will get in one month normally Reviewom 25 customers.

gud Review specialy by a female on this forum...

 

[donya d]

Lololololol

 

[prajna d]

money bahi u did justice to ur eforum.xxx line...."Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore"...