Total Relax (TLC) Palmerston North

[Ninth Gate]

I've seen a few ladies there but not one I'd bother going back to again.
They are all Reviewiendly and most of them do a reasonable 'job', but the descriptions of the ladies you get Reviewom the lady who takes the phone bookings are wildly inaccurate (eg. age, looks etc). If you're expecting attractive, good looking ladies, you'll be wildy disappointed. In one example, I booked to see a 38yo lady who turned out to be well in her 50s (although she wouldn't admit her age).
Anyone had any good experiences here?

 

[cricketlady]

been there twice & the same as you descriptions and looks were very average

 

[Ruby]

No numbers of locations. Only links to NZG URL, thanks.

 

[anatomyteacher01]

So whats the deal with this place anyway it kind of alludes that it isnt a brothel but something else?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sensual, erotic massage.
Glad I'm not the only one who's had the same experiences.
I've decided the best thing to do is just walk away if you don't like what you see - especially if it they weren't advertised properly.
There's nothing sensual or erotic about getting a massage Reviewom a fat, ugly bird or someone old enough to be your grandmother.

 

[mountainbabe]

went there this week they do an ok massage but the charges are too much.
I will not be going back.

 

[tanjika]

Very true, $140 SM vs $140 FS

 

[Miss smiley]

TLC is not Total Relax! Why do people keep saying that? It started with 2 girls Reviewom Total Relax and the receptionist Wendy about 3 years ago. The only one I trained in TR style was Crystal and Leena pretty much her own style. We had other popular TR girls going to visit so that we could spread the good sensuous massage with hot ladies.. BUT.. well we split and since then Wendy has been doing her own thing. NO TR massage training so it's not Total Relax. Mind u since " Boutique massage" girls even Total Relax has more visiting girls than TR girls now with a lot of hotties leaving for Australia. BUT if you were to have a Total Relax style of sensual massage with any of the original hot oil angels I am sure you would feel differently. Harmony and Jess are still here and Asha, sometimes Daenna with Mercedes being the latest to hit truely erotic mark. TLC is not total relax!

 

[Unregistered]

.PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE DATE, TLC RELAX HAS SINCE HAD ALOT OF IMPROVEMENTS IN THEIR TRAINING WITH PROFESSIONALS

 

[Unregistered]

Where is TLC Relax located?
Does anyone have any updated reviews?

 

[Unregistered]

Yes! I went there yesterday and saw a girl called Violet. She's absolutely stunning, slim and in her 20s and is actually good at massaging.
Highly recommend.

 

[Unregistered]

I went last year and saw Neesha (not sure about the spelling). Stunning body, Indian, curvy and hot as hell. Superb massage, and she was very sexual in everything she did. Was also very keen to give extras beyond the happy ending.

 

[Unregistered]

Is holly avail tonight please

 

[Unregistered]

Went for a visit last week. Havent been since 2011. Karley is amazing. Beautiful brown girl lovely natured and made me feel at ease and so much more. She says she has just started, but she seems to be a professional massuer. She has that touch. I fully recommend her.

 

[Caspa]

I visited a few weeks back and really enjoyed my time with the lovely sasha I will definitely be back to see her soon

 

[BarryBig]

I went for a massage there last week. There is a new girl working out the back as a private escort. Her name is Rosie and she is young good at her work and for extra money will provide full service. My only complaint is that she is always busy and churning through clients for 9 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week, so its hard to not forget you are one of 8 to 10 dudes being serviced by this 20 year old on any given day. Still she is pretty, young and has a hard body. Could do with some work in the personality department, but hey, it is sex work right! p.s. a friend told me she has a short temper, so tread carefully if you want to get all the extras. also make sure you take a lot of extra cash as she charges a couple of hundred more for full sex as well as different rates for other goodies.! Get in quick before she burns herself out!

 

[UniGreg]

I went for a massage there last week. There is a new girl working out the back as a private escort. Her name is Rosie and she is young good at her work and for extra money will provide full service. My only complaint is that she is always busy and churning through clients for 9 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week, so its hard to not forget you are one of 8 to 10 dudes being serviced by this 20 year old on any given day. Still she is pretty, young and has a hard body. Could do with some work in the personality department, but hey, it is sex work right! p.s. a friend told me she has a short temper, so tread carefully if you want to get all the extras. also make sure you take a lot of extra cash as she charges a couple of hundred more for full sex as well as different rates for other goodies.! Get in quick before she burns herself out!

I visited last week, it felt like a conveyer belt, and there was a big difference between the photos on her ad and the woman who met me at the door. The house she works out of is a bit of a dump which was a downer for what I was there for, to have a good time. The whole experience was over priced and a bit sleazy for me. While Rosie provides full sex and all the extras for a price, its far easier to book an escort who advertises what it will cost ad doesnt need to be asked or to negotiate different "extras" in person. She is not the smartest escort I have met, so dont expect too much conversation, and she is easily offended, so keep chat to a minimum anyway.