Tips on the Top MPAs that every guy should know

[Stella Starr]

Time for a few drinks and to move on....

 

[Master]

I wish I knew then, what I know now... so here is my help to the new massageplanet.net guys:

1.) Up and Coming MPA... Melody @ Golden Airport http://www.airportgoldenspa.com/girls/melody/index.php?start=6

2.) Most Underrated MPA... Alicia @ SRM http://royalspa.ca/ladies/alicia#

3.) Most Popular MPA... Christina @ SRM http://royalspa.ca/ladies/christina

4.) Best Natural MPA... Alexis @ HFH http://www.handsfromheaven.ca/massage-by-alexis/index.html

5.) Must See/ Legend MPA... Tarah @ HFH http://www.handsfromheaven.ca/massage-by-tarah/index.html

6.) Worst Attitude MPA... Raquel @ Allure http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.com/parlours/u.php?u=Allure-Massage

7.) Classiest MPA... Sabrina @ PA http://www.pickeringangels.com/angel_sabrina.htm

8.) Most Unprofessional MPA... Alex @ Utopia http://www.utopiamassage.com/alex.html

9.) Most Overrated MPA... Ivana @ Utopia http://www.utopiamassage.com/ivana.html

10.) Most Disappointing MP... Utopia (MPAs are all unhappy) http://www.utopiamassage.com/home.html

11.) Best MP Experience... Tied: Allure, SRM and HFH

 

[ney-ney]

hi guys, i am new here. So, can someone help me understand the MP terms such as
1.basic
2.topless
3.nude
4.nude reverse
5.body slide
6.shower massage.

are there any touching involve OR sex??

thanks

 

[SnakeHissperer]

Melody and Sabrina look very enticing. Have you done a review of these ladies? Can't do a search - function is disabled.

 

[Blueberry Head]

Basic = a basic, standard, common massage you can get anywhere = No Looky, No Touchy
Topless = if you want your attendant to show her boobies she will for some extra money = A little Looky, No Touchy
Nude = if you want your attendant to get fully naked she will for some extra money = Looky, No Touchy
Nude Reverse = after your attendant is naked and you now want to touch her she will let you for some extra money = Looky & Touchy
Body Slide = if exploring each other with your hands is not enough for you and you want her to rub her body up against yours you can for some extra money = Looky & More Sensual Touchy

If you want sex go see an escort and don't hassle these girls.

 

[h m]

Thanks SD2....that's valuable MP info for all massageplanet.net members.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nicely Put!

 

[one x sweet]

Always had a good time with Raquel at Allure. Never a bad attitude with me.

What makes one MPA classier than another? Good manners? Polite? Complimentary?

 

[Jason]

Thank you Very much indeed, Crystal.

 

[Steven Abdul]

I wish I knew then, what I know now... so here is my help to the new massageplanet.net guys:

1.) Up and Coming MPA... Ivana @ Utopia (Just have to make a few adjustments.

2.) Most Underrated MPA... Sierra @ HFH

3.) Most Popular MPA... Sophie @ SRM

4.) Best Natural MPA... Sierra @ HFH

5.) Must See/ Legend MPA... Sara V @ Platinum & Crystal (Independent)

6.) Worst Attitude MPA... Chanelle @ Srm

7.) Classiest MPA... Jennifer (Independent)

8.) Most Unprofessional MPA... Can't think of any.

9.) Most Overrated MPA... Christina @ Srm.

10.) Most Disappointing MP... Too many to mention.

11.) Best MP Experience... Tied: Allure, SRM and HFH

 

[Marissa]

When you say Sabrina at PA is classiest, what do you mean? Classy in what?

 

[nas88car 300 nice race #9]

I wish I knew then, what I know now... so here is my help to the new massageplanet.net girls:

1.) Up and Coming massageplanet.netite... Anabrandy

2.) Most Underrated massageplanet.netite... JohnFK, elmo

3.) Most Popular massageplanet.netite... INDN_LOVER

4.) Best Natural massageplanet.netite...Purejoker, tells-it-like-it-is, says what he wants

5.) Must See/ Legend massageplanet.netite... VERYBADBOY

6.) Worst Attitude massageplanet.netite... sadly, I can't answer that!

7.) Classiest massageplanet.netite... HG Hunter, gassman

8.) Most Unprofessional ... Back Burner, in a hilarious way!

9.) Most Overrated massageplanet.netite... David Beckham23 (unless...he really does look like him....?? LOL)

10.) Most Disappointing massageplanet.netite... another political Q I cant answer

11.) Best massageplanet.netite-in-an-MP Experience... Lateforthegate, VBB, Ref, Funk#49

 

[Peter J]

Here are my picks, for the one's I have answers for.



2.) Most Underrated MPA... Nancy @ SRM - She's a great girl to talk to and has a fun personality, and I hardly ever see anyone talk about her.

3.) Most Popular MPA... Christina @ SRM - I think it's obvious, though some may disagree, but she does get mentioned a lot around here.

5.) Must See/ Legend MPA... Tarah @ HFH - I picked Tarah because I didn't want to pick Christina twice. Of course this is based on her performance of a few years ago, not sure what it's like now. I'd pick Cameron if she were still around.

6.) Worst Attitude MPA... Raquel @ Allure - She's hit or miss, mostly miss lately.

7.) Classiest MPA... MPASquared

9.) Most Overrated MPA... Ivana @ Utopia

11.) Best MP Experience... SRM (Though I haven't been to the new HFH yet)

Remember, we may not get along with MPA's that others like, everyone's different. Perhaps they had an off day or the MPA isn't getting a good vibe from you. There are many reasons. If I don't have a good session with an MPA I don't slam her unless there was something I really took offense to.

Lloyd.

 

[Sheetal]

Thank you MPAsquared.

 

[Best_ccb]

i used to think that also but I finally gave her a shot to see why she was so popular. She turned out to be a very good mpa who I enjoyed spending an hour with a few more times.

 

[idk]

Most Popular MPA... Robin @ Allure - Most will agree she's among the best who is still around, unless you are very into fake boobies.

Must See/ Legend MPA... There's no must see/legend MPA IMHO but I suspect Cameron, formerly @ HFH would qualify, even though I did not have the luck to see her before she retired for good. Her appointments were always booked solid, not weeks but a month in advance if my memory serves me right.

Worst Attitude MPA... Raquel @ Allure - extremely poor sense of humor, you feel you are being interrogated. Such a big turn-off and wouldn't touch her with my ten foot pole.

Most Overrated MPA... Amber, formerly IT (Invisible Touch), nowadays at Allure - though many considered her a beauty (mainly artificially enhanced), I feel a bit ripped off IMHO since her massage is simply non-existent and she didn't bother to fake one in the past. Worse, she's a clock watcher and blunt to mention do's and don'ts before I have those ideas in mind.

Sometimes I wonder whether those "hotties" are essentially bullies with boobies

Best MP Experience...Allure for now

 

[Jae]

I know it is subjective (like all reviews), but one very helpful post. THX

 

[viking]

Let's just say that Tarah's performance is still very, very good

 

[Angi]

If she doesn't say me, I demand an investigation!

Nice job SD2, a different take on the review system, I like it.

 

[ChrisWodja]

Nice list.