Sex in uncomfortable places

[Wade L]

What's the most uncomfortable place you've had sex in?

Phone booth rings a bell for anyone :happy:

 

[niceandcool.]

Is in the arse an appropriate answer?

 

[Heather H]

If its uncomfortable...

 

[rona f]

My own bed :frown:

 

[John S.]

Sorry, father McFeelme told me to never tell.

 

[jhseekings]

Movie theatre (Twice ).

 

[eeyore6802]

Worst for me has been in cars...I'm just too tall and inflexible to contort myself into a position where I can really pound the woman. I need big open spaces! (wow is there room for innuendo and misreading there)

 

[metime]

Gosh! you guys are spoiled! lol... Comfort is the last thing on my mind when having sex. I've gotten bruised, cut, scraped, sprained, gashed.... whatever.... it truly doesn't bother me as long as it isn't mortally serious. Plenty of time to whine and laugh about it after If I had to pick one, it'd be the Catholic schoolyard... on my knees ...and ass...and palms against gravel and concrete pavement and brick walls ...all in the same hr. So effin hawt though. Totally worth it.

 

[James Y]

You saying in your arse :shock:

 

[Bart]

The bathroom on an Amtrak train

 

[Tang]

Did you know the guy? Or was this a random hook up? :gasp:

We've done bathroom stalls, a patio bar, park benches, on a set of swings, in the garage during the summertime, back deck, in a car (of course), in an antigravity chair one time at a campfire, in a hot tub etc. But none of them were particularly "uncomfortable" though.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I knew him, we were traveling together.

I guess random hookup would have made a better story. :neutral:

 

[deep blue2]

oohh baby what a turn on :arf::arf: :tongue:

 

[ERR0R]

Friend's attic with full of creepy spiders and other insects creeping up to my butt.

 

[mit Whome]

There has to be a term for that....something like cleveland steamer or something.

"Arachna of yah butt" comes to mind.

 

[kpk]

CG, please tell me you know that you're not supposed to have sex in a hot tub.....it is SO dangerous for the woman because the action forces chlorinated water into her uterus.......(I think the end result is toxic shock and we all know that can kill her...)

 

[jacobandalex]

Yes, I do know that.

In all honesty- the Hot Tub Incident took place when Mrs. CG and I first started dating almost 23 years ago. I lived in an apartment building in Hamilton at the time and it had an indoor pool, hot tub etc, and since I was friends with the super, he gave me a key so I could use it "after hours" so to speak.

The thing is, it is the one and only time we ever tried it. Sex in a hot tub, aside from the fact that its dangerous, (as you point out) it SOUNDS a whole lot more interesting than it is in practice. :neutral:

 

[dani]

that's good, I guess I'm becoming more responsible as I get older lol...I got into a big argument with my 22 yr old niece who posted on FB whether she should get another tattoo or not...I said no, put the money aside for a rainy day lol.....boy was THAT a mistake.....

Anyhow, glad this isn't an everyday occurance.....(and you're right, it sounds a lot better than it is)

 

[takethepain2579]

Going to wade in here.

The toxic shock I highly doubt and I couldn't find any confirmation on line.

This was the best that I could find and it makes sense if you think about it:

http://carillon.uregina.ca/11.25.04/story25.html



Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.

Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.

Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.

 

[Ablebaby]

Well, that isn't 100% accurate. It doesn't just force water into the vagina, it forces it also into the uterus a far far more dangerous place for chlorinated water to be. In the vagina, it would simply drain out...in the uterus, not so easily. Anyhow, this was explained to me by my gf's gynecologist......so I trust her over anything found on the net......

Like I said, I'm not sure if toxic shock syndrome is the proper term, but it can be pretty dangerous to have chlorinated water sitting in the uterus for any length of time. I also think she said something about the water being forced into the fallopian tubes as well, but don't quote me on that.....

In addition, my doctor also told me about sex in water can force water into the urethra (male and female) leading to severe bladder infections.

So, it isn't a good idea in any sense.....