Review: Tiffany @ Allure

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I had seen Tiffany when I was at Allure once before, when I was waiting for an appointment with another attendant. She is probably the most attractive MPA I've seen to date. Although she's seems a bit enhanced, she has a model figure and face.

That said, the massage was entirely lack-lustre - while i lust her, there was something lacking.

Her massage was neither sensual nor therapeutic - essentially, it wasn't a real massage. The biggest drawback was she didn't even really tease, which is the biggest and more important part for me (well, second most). Her bs was also severely lacking in sensuality.

Very low mileage, though high mileage isn't really my thing. a little bit of feeling does a session good. She also didn't give any good viewing positions.

The finish wasn't spectacular, even though she has incredible features to look at.

face: 9/10
body: 9/10
massage: 3/10
sensuality: 4/10
finish: 4/10

repeat: uh... not!

then again, this was a little under a week ago. maybe she's improved!

 

[sean]

Hi friend,

While Tiiffany seems like a gorgeous kid, it sounds like she's completely clueless in knowing the ways of a gentlemen such as yourself. Go see Vanessa at HFH. Not only is she beautiful, but she's got the tease and sensuality down to an art form. It just really sticks in my craw when I see nice guys like yourself get a lackluster session.

Please do yourself a favour and go slide slide with Vanessa.

http://www.handsfromheaven.ca/massage-by-vanessa/index.html

 

[XshadyX]

downside: HFH is north central and i'm west.

also, HFH closes early (from what i see on their webpage). i'm still one of those working stiffs... (hey!)

 

[Vigilante M]

Awwwwww friend. You can't use 15 or so minutes of highway driving as an excuse not to treat yourself to what will most likely be the most erotic and romantic experience of your life.

Take an extended lunch break and go see Vanessa. Why are you always finding ways of denying yourself the pleasure you so rightfully deserve? FUCK MAN!!!!! You're a great guy who deserves the best. Don't go pissing away your hard earned dollars on women that have no fucking clue how to treat a kind and honest man such as yourself.

So fucking what if it's a little out of your way. Would you rather stay close to home and keep spending money on these shit heads that don't know how to please you? Fuck no. Find out when Vanessa is working next then make that damn appointment to see her.

PS I'm sorry if I got a little carried away there. It's just that I'm sick and tired of seeing you spend your money on the wrong MPA's. I hope we're still best internet friends.

 

[e-Z-e]

What the heck?

Do i know you? I know i used to post as hungrydog (an account i can't seem to access any more - forgotten password), but i didn't post nearly enough to have a best friend... let alone one that plays the trombone!

Dude, you're freaking me out.

 

[Harmony ~beat it~ trolls]

What the heck is right. H Dizzog, when are you gonna break free of this destructive behaviour that keeps sending you to MPA's that you loathe? It's pains me to see you punish yourself like this.



Oh that's rich. You call me at 4:30 in the morning telling me how you're ready to change for the better, and now you're pretending that we don't know each other.

That really hurts, HD.



YEAH!!!!!! We need to get you back to the days when you were that brash and fun loving hungrydog. Not the boring and timid hd2. Come on man, I miss the guy that used to do lines of coke off of my bum while we waited for asian prostitutes to come have sex with us.


Your behaviour is freaking me out. Call me in an hour so we can try and talk this out.

Bye.

 

[m_iqbal_hussain]

lmfao....that's hilarious...i cant wait to read the next installment

 

[Gliders R Awesome!]

Yes, her sessions are uninspired and she take pleasure in finishing sessions early!!!