Review of Adriana from AC

[dukemack]

Ok, just about the worst massage experience I have ever had.

Was out late last week, called AC, needed a bit of TLC.

I had read positive reviews of Amber. I called, "Is Amber working tonight"

"Yes, she is."

Me, "Can I get an appointment"

Him, "No, just come by, she's in the room right now, but by the time you get here she's yours."

Me, "Fine"

Well, there I lay, waiting for Amber, and in walks Adrianna

WTF, I can't be bothered arguing with the two idiots in the lobby. The fat kid was the guy I was dealing with by the way.

So, I made a mistake.

Adriana:

What can I say, she's terrible at the job in all ways. Her massage was almost nonexistant. I opted for the body slide, and she asked me to flip after about 5 minutes. So, I am thinking, "Well, maybe we'll enjoy just the BS slide portion for the session. Fine by me."

Wrong.

She immediately lathers up mr. Happy and proceeds to give me the LAMEST body slide in the history of the world. Just sort of dangling her burned out sagging tits over my midsection. I tried playing with the kitty, but she moved out of reach. I tried again, and she did the same thing.

Fine, I'll just let her do her thing.

Which was terrible. She grabbed my dick and started pumping it in the most basic fashion with little thought, eroticism, or ability. Strictly a jack off scene. All the while (and this is weird) she kept looking at herself in the mirror. Her mouth was kind of open in a kind of mongo look.

I closed my eyes.

I came.

I was out the door in about 15 minutes.

Looks wise, she's very srawny, etc. I won't get into the gory details.

Thing is, looks are secondary to me. Talent is primary. There was a hefty chick who worked at AC about a year ago from Australia. Damned if I can remember her name. Dark hair, probably about 50 pounds overweight, but damn could that girl give an erotic massage. I asked for her a couple of times.

So, with Adriana, I wouldn't have cared that she wasn't a beauty IF she had some talent.

However, she has NONE.

Looks: 3
Body: 3
Massage: 1
Teasing: 0
Release: 1 (only because she did succeed in making me cum.)
Eroticism: 0
Intimacy: 0

Repeat: Never in a million years.

 

[zenjanthropus]

I was kind of thinking the same thing at the time and at the time of writing my post, however, I didn't say it. Funny enough, you did and it's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Pink Taco]

I think she was on something when I saw her too or just a really spacey girl really lovey dovey in a weird airy floatying kinda way..... E perhaps?

 

[The_Girl_From_Ipanema]

Interesting reviews since I had a complete opposite experience than what I've read so far. I know facial beauty is subjective, but I def'ly dug her look, and her attitude was tremendous. For once she wasn't the typical "been there, done that" MPA, she actually has a fresh, real quality that comes out. Okay, so here's the lowdown from my session. She was very erotic. Yes, pro'ly on something but I hate to say it, some of the best are. And she was super friendly. Her body is slim but didn't seem saggy at all. I went for the B/S and here's where I'd agree with the other comments. She doesn't slide much, but does pay attention to the important spots. You could tell she wasn't that experienced, and didn't have the technique of, say, a Little C (ahh, the memories), but she still knew how to work it! And that fine backside staring at me while she was working it was worth the price of admission alone. And believe me, she wasn't running away! Needless to say the finish was very good (so good i almost considered a 2nd visit in the same week), and overall the session was one of the better I've had.

Okay, the only disclaimer I should mention is that I'm not from TO so don't have frequent MPA miles, but she is on the list for my next visit!

 

[paradoxical.lustre]

I saw her when she was at BP, a while back. Not too bad, and was deciding on seeing her again. Had my doubts, but now, she can go screw her self, with that kind of service.

Sorry for the experience and thanks for the update.

Looking for a descent time. Check out Summer.

 

[The Jenz]

i had the same awful experience ..and shes always looking in the mirror.

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Yet another reminder of why I should never, EVER go back to AC...

*shudder*