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Hey!
This is Mr. Happy, INDN_LOVER's alter-ego and best friend.
I told INDN_LOVER that I'd be handling this review for a couple of reasons.
1.) I'm the fucking brains of the outift and he does what I tell him to. I asked for Russian lessons a couple of weeks ago and he fucked that up by seeing Nadine @ Exquisite Spa...
2.) He tells me there are certain members of the board acting like rude, cocky, arrogant bastards who need a bitchslapping. They act like MPA's OWE them a fucking good time coz they're fucking special... Well Poindexter, only your MOTHER thinks you're special, and when you think about sex all day you ain't more "cocky" than me.
As my homeboy Denzel said in Training day:
"King Kong ain't got nothing on me...."
Which leads me to my new homegirl Kelly @ SRM. INDN_LOVER was introduced to her a couple of weeks ago. She seemed very nice and he kept telling me how much I'd like her. A tall, slim ebony beauty with great legs, cute face and nice rack...
You see, I know he's trying to make it up to me and fortunately for the MoFo he succeeded this time...
From the moment she entered the room, IL liked her pretty smile and warm personality. Personally, I was only looking at her breasts with my one eye...
They shook hands and she asked him to hop onto the table. She started massaging his back with a little bit of oil, and worked down his legs til she got to his feet. IL told me not many MPA's really get into a foot massage but hers was nice. She worked back up his legs and said hi to me on the way by. Friendly girl...
Kelly then asked him to flip over and I got my first real look at her. She assumed a fake 69 position and I got a REALLY good look at her breasts, which are natural and feel fucking fantastic. IL told me that his view was nice too. Kelly then rearranged herself on the table and gave IL light kisses here and there.
I was all ready to get into the Russian then and there but IL wanted to reverse first. He worked down her back paying special attention to HER feet in gratitude;-)
While he was reversing once again she said hi to me regularly, so I didn't feel left out...
Then it was on to the main event. IL knew he was in trouble when he lay on his back and Kelly sort of straddled the table, putting one of his leg's down each side of her... With a wicked smile she picked up the bottle of oil and squirted very liberally, including me. YES !
Then she started speaking Russian to me, very slowly at first... Probably so I'd understand her properly. YES ! YES ! (DA ? DA ?)
As my confidence grew and grew, so did the pace of the conversation, until I realized this was a ONE WAY ticket to heaven ! OH GOD !!!
While she was smiling and teasing IL, she told me EXACTLY what she wanted and at that point I simply let go.... I couldn't handle the tension and pressure any more, but my Russian is SO much better now...
The only other girl I've seen with Russian skills as ruthless, satisfying and complete was Savannah at Utopia, who unfortunately has retired...
I don't really give a shit about the whole personality thing, but INDN_LOVER asked me to tell you that Kelly is nice and very personable. She's university educated and they chatted about a wide range of topics. The only thing he found a little unnerving at times was her tendency to break out into this "girlish" voice. It was OK during the teasing but she used it when she introduced herself... She's been an MPA for a while and probably doesn't even know she's doing it...
Anyway, that's only a small criticism by IL. As for me, I'm thrilled and fucking exhausted.... Moving forward, ALL of you be nice to the MPA's and each other, or I'll put you in a world of fucking hurt....
Face: 8.25/10
Body: 8.25/10
Personality: 9.75/10
Attitude: 10/10
Massage: 7.5/10
Release: 9.25
Fun Factor: 9.25
Mileage: 8.0
This is Mr. Happy, INDN_LOVER's alter-ego and best friend.
I told INDN_LOVER that I'd be handling this review for a couple of reasons.
1.) I'm the fucking brains of the outift and he does what I tell him to. I asked for Russian lessons a couple of weeks ago and he fucked that up by seeing Nadine @ Exquisite Spa...
2.) He tells me there are certain members of the board acting like rude, cocky, arrogant bastards who need a bitchslapping. They act like MPA's OWE them a fucking good time coz they're fucking special... Well Poindexter, only your MOTHER thinks you're special, and when you think about sex all day you ain't more "cocky" than me.
As my homeboy Denzel said in Training day:
"King Kong ain't got nothing on me...."
Which leads me to my new homegirl Kelly @ SRM. INDN_LOVER was introduced to her a couple of weeks ago. She seemed very nice and he kept telling me how much I'd like her. A tall, slim ebony beauty with great legs, cute face and nice rack...
You see, I know he's trying to make it up to me and fortunately for the MoFo he succeeded this time...
From the moment she entered the room, IL liked her pretty smile and warm personality. Personally, I was only looking at her breasts with my one eye...
They shook hands and she asked him to hop onto the table. She started massaging his back with a little bit of oil, and worked down his legs til she got to his feet. IL told me not many MPA's really get into a foot massage but hers was nice. She worked back up his legs and said hi to me on the way by. Friendly girl...
Kelly then asked him to flip over and I got my first real look at her. She assumed a fake 69 position and I got a REALLY good look at her breasts, which are natural and feel fucking fantastic. IL told me that his view was nice too. Kelly then rearranged herself on the table and gave IL light kisses here and there.
I was all ready to get into the Russian then and there but IL wanted to reverse first. He worked down her back paying special attention to HER feet in gratitude;-)
While he was reversing once again she said hi to me regularly, so I didn't feel left out...
Then it was on to the main event. IL knew he was in trouble when he lay on his back and Kelly sort of straddled the table, putting one of his leg's down each side of her... With a wicked smile she picked up the bottle of oil and squirted very liberally, including me. YES !
Then she started speaking Russian to me, very slowly at first... Probably so I'd understand her properly. YES ! YES ! (DA ? DA ?)
As my confidence grew and grew, so did the pace of the conversation, until I realized this was a ONE WAY ticket to heaven ! OH GOD !!!
While she was smiling and teasing IL, she told me EXACTLY what she wanted and at that point I simply let go.... I couldn't handle the tension and pressure any more, but my Russian is SO much better now...
The only other girl I've seen with Russian skills as ruthless, satisfying and complete was Savannah at Utopia, who unfortunately has retired...
I don't really give a shit about the whole personality thing, but INDN_LOVER asked me to tell you that Kelly is nice and very personable. She's university educated and they chatted about a wide range of topics. The only thing he found a little unnerving at times was her tendency to break out into this "girlish" voice. It was OK during the teasing but she used it when she introduced herself... She's been an MPA for a while and probably doesn't even know she's doing it...
Anyway, that's only a small criticism by IL. As for me, I'm thrilled and fucking exhausted.... Moving forward, ALL of you be nice to the MPA's and each other, or I'll put you in a world of fucking hurt....
Face: 8.25/10
Body: 8.25/10
Personality: 9.75/10
Attitude: 10/10
Massage: 7.5/10
Release: 9.25
Fun Factor: 9.25
Mileage: 8.0
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