Review: Awful !!! Never Again !

[kpk]

Date: 11/26/2010
Provider: " natilie "
Phone: 2107970706
Email Address: na
URL / Website: http://sanantonio.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-get-a-country-pumpkin-massage-38/4361040
City: san antonio
State: Texas
Address: 8 Blocks North of IH 35 & Broadway. on a dead end side street.
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: massage,bbbj,HJ to completation
Session Length: 60
Fee: $50
Hair Length and Color: brown and short
Age: 45ish
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Short,flabby, roly-poly.
Recommendation: No

 

[Bryan A]

dude...lol you should get a t shirt or something for that! lol

 

[mJc]

You just can't make up sh*t like that...Ouch!

 

[Christopher B]

Vegas...T-shirt my ass...that deserves the Congressional Medalof Honor...Jason youre a better man than me...I would have cut my losses when she started yelling telling me where to park. And I was going to see if I could schedule an appointment...sorry you had to TOFTT

 

[Ashlei]

I was having a bad day until I read the ROS of this encounter. My day was great now and I thank you for the story.

 

[hungry heart]

Dam thats like a bad dream from hell you took one for the team thanks
Big dog out

 

[divineintervener]

Wow! And I thought I've had some bad experiences. Thanks for TOFTT on this lady.

 

[Stupid]

Goddam With the first look in that place i would of got the hell out without even bothering

 

[nani poo]

I would have left half that fee and ran. I guess the pumpkin mentioned in her ad is her.

 

[Christian]

Moved to the proper forum.

 

[jhesed]

THats some crazy shit. LOL. Sorry man.

 

[Katelyn F]

LMAO dude you saved me $ i called once n was about to take the plunge!
thats some funny shit there. i owe you a beer , thats gotta be one for the record books

 

[Tris]

Hhhahhahahhaha you had me laughing at roly poly ... F that. You have been baptized in the back page putrid pond. Sorry it happened to you... But at least you have a great story!

 

[Joh]

I will submit your review to the massageplanet Board of Govenors for consideration in the "Hall of Honor."

aka BIG BRASS BALLS HALL

 

[B.C.]

Jason thanks a lot dude,pumpkin pie is one of my favorites, won't ever be able to enjoy it now,without seeing her image...JK. Thks for the 411 and saving us some $.

 

[Bonsaifweek]

I think I would rather get ripped off then go through that...OMFG...Hall of Honors...more like Hall of Horrors!!!

 

[girlwithquestions]

wow i would have left after the yelling to park thing and her saying there is no ac, to me that is a no/no.

sorry about your luck but damn it was rather funny lol

 

[Hannums]

Now a final note...after what I went thru, here I sit with thanksgiving travels plans ruined, as i have the worst case of flu I have ever had and am sick as a dog in bed with a fever. thanks to this skank from BP.

 

[Drea]

OMFG! that's epic man. Sorry to hear about the flu.

 

[Hailey]

Just be glad it it only the flu and not a bashed in head or worse.