My birthday

[Ursus]

My birthday is today. My wife gave me a bj this morning as a birthday gift. I felt like Tony Soprano in regards to his character on The Sopranos.

I will be in Toronto today, so I plan on booking Sweet Alice. If she is not available, I will try to book Asian Angela. It might seem unlikely that I will get an appt with either of those two, but remember, no one thought Trump was going to win the election. And they were wrong:

 

[Ursus]

That is why I will always recommend Asian Angela. I texted her today and asked her for an appointment. I told her it was my birthday - she already knew that. She responded and told me I could see her, indeed, today.

Asian Angela is special. Really a special girl. That is why she is so popular on the boards. Because she doesn't hold a grudge. We argued and argued, but she will still take my appt request on my birthday.

And a great thing about Angela is that she is a Trump supporter. Like most Asians, she thinks Trump is awesome.

Thank you Angela. I want to kiss you 100 times today.

 

[Poontang Fan]

Happy Birthday Ursus. I'm glad your wife looked after you properly on your birthday.

Enjoy your appointment with Angela.

 

[yelomonkey]

That is why I will always recommend Asian Angela. I texted her today and asked her for an appointment. I told her it was my birthday - she already knew that. She responded and told me I could see her, indeed, today.

Asian Angela is special. Really a special girl. That is why she is so popular on the boards. Because she doesn't hold a grudge. We argued and argued, but she will still take my appt request on my birthday.

And a great thing about Angela is that she is a Trump supporter. Like most Asians, she thinks Trump is awesome.

Thank you Angela. I want to kiss you 100 times today.

I'm surprised she took your request after slagging her and publishing her picture.

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[krayjee]

May be she wants to change some chips in his brain and reprogram everything to come after me...hehe .

Happy birthday Ursus .

 

[Hangdai]

If we never hear from Ursus ever again, we'll at least know the no.1 suspect.

 

[krayjee]

If we never hear from Ursus ever again, we'll at least know the no.1 suspect.

Haha...I can tell he is a tough guy and has 9 lives from reading all his posts and his background . I am more worried about a very sharp scissor or a razor blade Angela might have hidden by her bed. What's that guy name. .John Bobbitt?

 

[oldmanriver]

That is why I will always recommend Asian Angela. I texted her today and asked her for an appointment. I told her it was my birthday - she already knew that. She responded and told me I could see her, indeed, today.

Asian Angela is special. Really a special girl. That is why she is so popular on the boards. Because she doesn't hold a grudge. We argued and argued, but she will still take my appt request on my birthday.

And a great thing about Angela is that she is a Trump supporter. Like most Asians, she thinks Trump is awesome.

Thank you Angela. I want to kiss you 100 times today.

Happy Birthday Ursus, Funny, today is my birthday and am seriously considering my options for fun. Just can't decide.

 

[krayjee]

If we never hear from Ursus ever again, we'll at least know the no.1 suspect.

Where's Ursus ?
Is he still alive ?
Is he in hospital getting reattached?

 

[oldmanriver]

Hope not. We will never hear the "end" of it.

 

[Poontang Fan]

Hey Ursus, that must have been some birthday! As far as I can tell you have been M.I.A. since yesterday morning. I hope it was good one and you just needed to recover from it.

 

[Old No. 7]

Maybe Angela still has him tied up.

 

[krayjee]

URSUSssssss ((((((((

?????

 

[Hangdai]

I just think he's messing with us.

probably just soaking in the glow of reunion sex, the best type of sex, after fugitive sex.

He is kinda private you know.

 

[Poontang Fan]

I just think he's messing with us.

probably just soaking in the glow of reunion sex, the best type of sex, after fugitive sex.

He is kinda private you know.

Hey Hangdai, nice Seinfeld reference with the fugitive sex lol.

 

[RealTallGuy]

Poor Ursus.. .. at least he made it to his last birthday before tipping that final glorious spa session in the heavenly sky!

 

[krayjee]

Angela might have a bunch of her Mangina thugs waiting in her room and you can guess what might have happened after that. Beaten up? No problem, he's a tough guy. Gang raped ? .. Poor Ursus. Hope he recovers soon.

 

[Ursus]

I am OK. Everything is fine.

Angela would never hurt me.

 

[Fisher2J]

I am OK. Everything is fine.

Angela would never hurt me.

HE IS ALIVE!!!!

 

[krayjee]

I am OK. Everything is fine.

Angela would never hurt me.

Are you really our Ursus? It didn't sound like you at all. It's so mellow and soft. Not the Ursus we used to know.