MPA hygiene @ oasis leaves A LOT to be desired

[}{acker Pro]

hygiene @ oasis leaves a lot to be desired. i've recently started hobbying again and have either been seeing my old regulars or occasionally started seeing some girls who havent been reviewed.

i've had some great times at oasis. jenny, sandra, christine, alana etc so i thought the new oasis would be a good bet. was i wrong. i've seen 2 girls @ oasis (jenny, not the same jenny and gina) and i've got one word to say about their hygiene. EWWWWWW!!!

jenny - a sliver of toilet paper stuck to her ass as she takes her clothes off.

gina - after the BS not only does she not take a shower she doesn't even wipe herself off with a towel. all she does is spray some alcohol on her hands and arms and then wipes herself off with tissue.

Oasis is off my list for good. granted i saw them a few weeks ago so things could have changed but i doubt it. i think i will go back to retirement from the hobby again. i'm that traumatized.

 

[unibumps]

I'm afraid to know what color the toilet paper was. I read that and choked on my popcorn. But thanks for sharing, posts like this help save people money and bad times.

 

[KnottyPine1213]

Oh boy, LOL, what a post.

 

[helterskeltergoneawry]

it was just a sliver stuck onto her ass cheek but still....EWWWWWW!!!!

 

[ksr]

Thank you Asn!!!

 

[ko628]

ASN, did you speak to management? I would have in a heartbeat.

 

[walt17jr]

Not showering is one thing

A piece of toilet paper stuck to her ass, well, it can happen. You gotta take a dump, ya gotta take a dump. I've had more than a few occasions in life where I'm about ready to mau down on a muff and there's some white bits stuck up there from the last pee she took. Given my understanding that women have to pee, and that they pee from their crotches, I generally take it in stride, pick off the offending bits and suck the pussy anyway. Really, what difference does it make. Your licking her piss whole either way aren't you now.

 

[viablerenewables]

Huh?

jwm

 

[starrchylde_117]

Can relate that experience. I remember once when I was going down, I noticed a piece to toilet paper stuck in her pussy. Just remove and suck and repeat.

 

[Khaled]

well you guys have fun with removing the toilet paper and continuing. i for one would rather not get hepatitis A.

 

[Damon A]

From toilet paper???? Or do you think she shaved her ass?

 

[bindao63108]

it wasnt a little square. it was a very long thin strip of TP on her ass cheek. i really dont think expecting an MPA to shower before and after a session is expecting a lot. i have a shower before i leave to see an MPA, have another shower once i get there and then another one before i leave.

 

[eldude]

I usually have to pay extra for the toilet paper

 

[Beautiful Disaster]

That is fucking disgusting....you would lick it off???

 

[MykellG]

If you would rather not get Hep A then I suggest Twinrix. In fact it's not a bad idea for anyone who frequents MP's, SP's, Cuba, Mexico etc.

 

[Alaa]

And it's great for mpas and service ps to have as well.

 

[theresad]

No, I remove the piece of TP and continue to sux and lick her pussy. I should clarify that I'm talking about my gf not some SP or MPA.

 

[joseph s]

Yeah.......just happened once.......then told her to make sure she cleans off properly.........i don't know...no big deal

 

[Aditya]

Very good advice right here.

 

[my my metrocard]

LOOOL yuk!! This is the first I've heard about girls with things in their ass...

I have to add this...because this is life as an MPA...THE THINGS WE SEE STUCK IN ASSES!!! you guys have no idea!! Toilet paper is the least of our worries, and even when it is there, its big giant wads of it! How guys cant feel that, I will never know! Clean TP is a treat even...LOL