MP Pet Peeves: RANT Number 1: COSMETIC SURGERY

[Bending the Skies]

Over the last month, 3 different MPA's have told me they were thinking of various procedures... 2 of them were thinking of plastic boobs, the third some type of lip procedure.

I HATE FUCKING COSMETIC SURGERY AND PLASTIC BOOBS IN PARTICULAR

I've seen enough MPA's and strippers and jerked off to enough porn to know that many if not most boob jobs look aweful and unnatural.

The BEST plastic boobs I've ever seen were:

A.) The original Brianna @ BP
B.) A peeler called Brandy at the Manhattan strip club about 12 years ago!

I tried to tell all 3 girls:

1.) They're naturally beautiful, and I meant every word I said. I'm 42 and see "middle aged" in the mirror every day. I know what BEAUTIFUL looks like!

2.) The MP business has FUCKED with their minds, and led them to believe they're not as pretty as they truly are.

IE> MPA X has plastic tits and is busy. Therefore it's because of her plastic tits.

Where the hell does this logic come from?! I told the girls that maybe looks got an MPA her FIRST appt, but it's her personality, attitude and service that earns them repeat clients.

... and how does an MPA REALLY make her money?

>> Johnny Wad who repeats 2 or 3 times a month. $100 x 3 x 20 Johnny Wads = $6000/month cash. We didn't need NASA's CRAY Super Computer to figure THIS one out.

Also, maybe the client in question liked something else about her appearance. That's why I see Ashley @ SRM. It's because of her legs & ass, and I see her in SPITE of her plastic boobs. Ashley knows how I feel. LOL

3.) As soon as THEY go for plastic tits, then other vulnerable/sensitive MPA's at the same spa will feel pressured or compelled to do so.

4.) IMO, there's a myth that all guys love big boobs... and it's perpetuated by WOMEN.

I DO respect their "right to choose", but why is it that beautiful women think they have to "fix" their bodies? One of the MPA's thanked me for my brutal honesty. She said that everybody else was telling her what she wanted to hear.

Thanks for listening. I'm done ranting for now, and my soapbox is back under the stairs

 

[Artoro KJ Dancer 11999]

LOL....you rock man! Honestly, I so much enjoyed reading your last few posts. Take care of yourself. You are one a few good men around here. Just because .... doesn't mean it was our fault. You know what I mean.....

You have my full vote on everything in your post.

P.S. Brianna angel, yes so beautiful but not sure...I didn't like the feelings though. Not much but ok ok. She was so beautiful though.

P.S.S. I thank God for letting me get divorced and meet so many beautiful angels out there. Thank YOU! I owe you my life....

OK, I'm out of here to meet one of my regulars. It's been over 2 weeks damn it!!!!!!!

 

[nu mummy]

IL, this is why you have been Knighted...Sir IL, is sooooo right! There is something to be said for natural. Yes, men like porn-stars...so look like YOU and get a lil' PSE in the room! Dont morph into one! Forget what the other girls are doing. You are unique, you are supposed to be! i remember girls that each had their own thing, their own hook...one was kinky/fetish type, another was known for her slides, another for her dirty talk, 2 more for their big NATURAL tits, a few for their 'handy' work and some for their unique ideas. A guy likes variety, not a den of clones!

To the gals in question...listen to IL, he is an honest guy, and would tell you if he thought u needed fixing! He's right about attitude...a big smile, a hug, and an eager look in your eye will catch a man long before your altered tits!

Here's to the girl-next-door!!

 

[?Strawberry?]

Thank You These rants are all part of the healing process. I have plenty of opinions. TRUST ME. LOL

 

[Adian]

It's to make money now...and then pay for it later with health problems later in life.

I always say, why put foreign substances in your body when your body is well...you should only put them in when your in ill health.

 

[Babe]

VERY TRUE. I know of one MPA who had to have her breast implants removed due to scar tissue and infection

 

[Bambi]

Heal on IL! Big or small...we love them all. Please don't mess with them!

 

[epic failure]

I much prefer all naturals and dislike man-mades.
The nicest pair of all naturals belong to Paris@SRM.
Oh, those pink nips of hers are soooo sexy.


CP

 

[Braydon]

Wholeheartedly agree!

Perfectly beautiful women getting plastic injected because of self-esteem issues, or to turn on men who are led to the plastic trough out of confusion over their true nature.

 

[Cuneyt Y]

I agree
keep everthing natural, just work on better service

 

[hippiechick]

I agree, except I dont care about the boobs, not a boob man anyway.

The latest trend which I find disturbing is that ladies are botoxing their assholes! They are trying to make their sphincter look pouty for us anal lovers.

Give me a natural asshole anyday!

Jeesh!

 

[Fl_lCK OBAMA]

One of the fav MPA was Asha @ HFH. When she told me that was going to do this I tried my best to dissuade her. Talked to Jessica the other day and asked about Asha, she told me Asha had her boobs done. *sigh*.

 

[Bridget]

I agree with comment #4.

 

[Bigz]

99% of fake Boobs look awful and if they look bad now, just wait 10 years. Yuk!

 

[Annabelle]

You know, it's funny. Tell me if i'm wrong but it seems like a lot of us on this board don't like plastic breasts which is contradictory to what one might expect of a bunch of guys paying for fantasies to come true.

And even more oddly, I'm pretty sure 99.999999999% of my guy friends who do not participate in this hobby look at fake breasts and drool. Actually, I'm willing to put down a lot money that these guys think: fake breasts, she MUST be easy.

Just something I find interesting. For the record INDN_LOVER, I'm with you on this one. I've tried to dissuade every MPA that has ever commented on getting something done.

 

[kaaye]

Pull your soapbox out anytime!

Great post! Too many times I've seen or been with an MPA or dancer where I think she would be so much better if she just kept her natural frame! There is a turn off when you get a hand full of silicon!

I guess there are some who like fake breasts - but give me a set of naturals any day. I wonder if a poll is in order? (as a person who use to work in stats) I wonder if there is a correlation between massageplanet.netites who want a PSE and like fake breasts to those who like a GFE and like naturals?

 

[BrooklynChk]

Now that I think of it, all of my favourite MPAs and SPs are natural. I can't think of any past or present who were not natural.

 

[Mackay]

Bingo. I had a hot friend of mine says this exact thing to me the other day, so even she knows it to be true. It's a business/golddigging investment for most women, and for the rest, a fill in for low self-esteem.

 

[common sence]

As said by IL and the rest, if a woman has natural physical beauty she has a head start. It is the person inside that takes time to get to know, at least know something about them that makes them attractive enough for you to genuinely want to spend your precious time with.

The biggest complement an MPA can get is for a guy to come back time after time. It means he finds her heart and mind as attractive...maybe moreso than her body! I know that in my case for sure.

My favorite MPA's are enhanced and I accept it as part of who they are now, although my prefernce is natural for sure. (waxing excepted)I do try and discourage them from wasting health, time and money on procedures that ultimately destroy their natural look particularly later when they are past the MP years and plan to spend time on a Caribbean beach looking as good as possible at 50. When all the plastic bits start to lose their natural support, it won't be pretty.
Frantically trying to complete or succeed with plastic surgery alone is a short term gain for long term pain.

My advice to the MPA's, build on whats inside, be yourself a much as possible , if you find your grip on life slipping, and self esteem is less than it should be, get out....at least take a break. It is a trade that takes an emotional toll on everyone involved no matter what people say, clients and MPA's alike and you can't fix that with a scalpel.

 

[Guedo]

I can think of some that had pretty good implants but my faves like Jennifer were natural.

The good implants I thought included Monica ( of finger in the butt fame now retired) because they weren't cartoonish and still squeezable.