How To Please Your Attendant Tips!!!

[Some Slack]

You pay the door fee to the owners, you pay the service fee to the MPA. Why would you tip someone beyond that?

Is there a towel boy that brings you fresh linens, or perhaps a valet that parked your car, or even a coat check girl that took your jacket? They would be the only people involved in the transaction who havent yet been paid the fair and agreed upon price.

Please let us all know where this paradise of luxury service is so we can all enjoy it!

 

[jerlovesmetal]

BennyBoy said




I for one seriously doubt an MPA wrote this....

1) Check the HTML codes and underlining, seems more the work of a dude who spends 1/2 his time programming websites and the other half whacking off to porn on his computer and occassionally visits a MP.

2) There is no shortage of holier than thou types that forever ready to preach to the "unwashed" masses. We see it all the time here on the board.

I agree with a previous poster, the information supplied is obvious - duh.... and those that don't score high in the hygiene department aren't about to start just because they read about it here......


My lousy 2 cents....

Hex

 

[Chris R]

I have to agree. I don't see any reason why a tip should be expected. If you want to tip because the service was so outstanding, then by all means. But we are paying the girls a pretty hefty price for her services and so a tip on top can get quite pricey.

I do typically tip, but that's more because I am a lemming who tips because I know it's the accepted practice, though I don't agree with it as a rule.

 

[Whitna]

This talk of countries with water supply problems having below par bathing habits is nonsense. I was born in England and, as a child, bathed regularly and washed my hair every Thursday whether it was needed or not.

 

[Ashille]

i can't argue that...
but the mere possibility that it was actually posted by an mp makes my skin crawl...and despite good hygiene habits of most, i have no doubt that some fall into this general category...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I had a MPA just recently complain about some regular that comes in there who smells like crap and down there too! She tells me the smell doesn't wash off with normal soap and whoever ends up getting him have to soak their hands in alcohol after the session.
So sad indeed - is it genetic? Is it just hygene? Is it the food...? Whatever it is - dude go see a doctor or something! There's gotta be something out there that's gonna help, maybe a bath in herbal tea or something...i don't know...
Same MPA also mentioned that she actually told one of her clients that his crotch smelled and she's telling him for his own good LMAO...I hope he took her advice! (And whoever you are, I know you're reading this so wash your pee pee!) LOL

 

[luv2wsh]

Im not gonna quote every thing in here as I'd like to, but i'll try to run down the list....

1. It was an MPA who posted this...I know her well
2. massageplanet.net represents a small portion of MP clientelle...no they wont all read this, no we cant put signs up that say "please use soap" or "wash ur pee pee" ... as much as we'd like to!
3. Yes, some smell worse AFTER the shower...hot water and smells dont go good together
4. An MPA with some experience will eventually cut off a client that makes them gag via odour/hygiene
5. Who cares what people eat...in this city, you can eat any country's food and still smell Canadian after...its all about balance! LOL
6. Tipping is personal, we appreciate a good tipper. We never forget a cheapo!
7. Murphy's Law is sooo prevelent in sessions...the guy who bugs u for extra-extras is always the smelliest guy! If we wanted to, we would. And there ain't enough money in the world to get us to change our minds when hygiene in question! And if you found a girl to do it, GO SEE HER!
8. You dont want us to review you...good or bad. Trust me.


Now...on a wonderfully informative note....I have a book that should be mandatory for all customers of all SP/MPA's to read...Paying For It...a guide by sex workers for their clientsIts by Greta Christina. I got it on Amazon. Its wonderful!

A few main points in the book...Hygiene is commented on by every trade worker out there! Its an issue. Period. There is a lovely point on tipping...If you have been seeing an MPA/SP/etc for numerous sessions, chances are 1. you like her 2.she likes you 3. she tries to re-invent your time together...after 10+ sessions the same old gets boring, therefore we put more effort into the sessions, this snowballs...so ur basic NR is no longer basic at all...so an extra tip encourages creativity and shows appreciation. Now THOSE kind of clients we do cartwheels for!

If anyone gets a chance to read the book, I want to read a review!!

XOXOX

 

[Happy As Can B]

Uneducated?

Well, in point of fact he did his training in the Royal Air Force. He was stationed in parts of Africa and South Asia at one point or another.

I believe you missed my point about coming from a hot country with ACCESS TO WATER.

IE> if you lived in a tropical rain forest, you'd have access to some form of water, even if you're poor. If you live in the desert, you probably don't. I don't think one can argue ACCESS to water affects the ability to bathe.

That said, I DO agree with your point RE: diet. As red meat eaters, we probably have a very distinctive smell which other nationalities/cultures don't.

Another factor is SMOKING. I've seen a couple of MPA's who (I believe) used to smell "down there" of nicotine when they got stimulated. It only became obvious when one of them QUIT smoking

 

[I am a feet guy]

great post.
you should have every right to say 'no' to a customer based on their hygiene.
why not? it is your hands on them afterall...

and something tells me after a couple of women tell him he stinks (and they won't touch him), he'll hop on that soapy bandwagon...

but i'm dying to know...

assuming hygiene is not an issue - how much does physical attractiveness play a role in an attendant's (ahem) 'energy level during a session...?

 

[sajeesh E.R.]

None! Literally none at all. Infact, young hot guys make us nervous. LOL

 

[Cherry]

yay!
this (very) clean old bald guy still has a chance!

 

[Ness]

The title of this thread should be changed slightly to read

`How to Please Your Attendant: Tips`

 

[Val]

Can I summarize for all you nobs?

Super clean + super generous + super gentleman = the menu that is never written.

 

[Ronnie & A Commie Goat]

please tell me you meant noobs.
and please tell me you weren't referring to me...

 

[wintersunshine]

Make it 2 clean old bald guys please.

 

[Noelle D]

Anybody who has any casual knowledge of the world would know that the "tradition" of bathing each day is historically an exception rather than the rule. Even today, even in Europe, there is the tradition of not bathing daily among a few groups of people.

And we all know that being different in a lot of times translates into "bad". It's not a question of right or wrong but that's just how people are conditioned to think and behave.

 

[mr mej]

C'mon, are you really saying that people who have lived beside the water in tropical climates never discovered the advantages of cleanliness? Perhaps your generalization's true of benighted Northern Europeans, but anyone with a "casual knowledge" of even their history would have encountered the chapter What They Brought Back from the Crusades recounting bathing, as well as Greek and Roman (another culture noted for bathing) texts, and astronomical knowledge as imports from the more civilized Muslim world.

Even the poorest people in the third world countries I've visited can put many Canadians to shame in matters of hygiene.

 

[That DK]

The 'tradition' of not bathing, I believe, was pretty much an exclusively Northern European thing (and we have to exclude the sauna and banya loving peoples of Scandinavia and Russia). If you feared your barbarous neighbours, and so had to live high in a stone castle where the only heat was from a primitive fireplace w/ a chimmney you could see the sky thru if you looked up, you'd develop folk-wisdom to justify your aversion to stripping down too. No matter how many servants you had to warm the waters. Never mind if you lived in a drafty log cabin 500 years later w/o servants. Or even a Victorian mansion 200 years after that. Wasn't it Chester Arthur who installed the first bathtub in the White House?

What's ironic is how, with the fervour of new converts (or the newly-plumbed), Westerners now imagine their cleanliness has been eternal, when they're playing catch-up.

 

[GloBee]

Typically Europeans living in the Middle Ages would bathe but once a week. And they would change their infant's clothing twice a week. Living in the twenty-first century we seem to forget how far we (the human race) have come.

 

[SamJenkins]

And on the flipside,lets not forget about the girls that don't shower between clients,especially if they're into Italian,dfk and daty. Girls that smell like cigarette smoke,weed, heavy perfume/make-up,or wear those silly sparkles that are impossible to get off even with a powerwasher. There's plenty of good and bad on both sides.