HJ tips for Jackhammer MPAs

[Susie T]

Guten Tug. I love tehnology. Can access massageplanet.net almost anywhere, except if they have adult site blockers.

A while ago, Sydney & I had a few thread exchange regarding MPAs with Jackhammer technique. There is a show on W channel on Tue & Fri ~ 11pm-midnight. I can't remember the title, perhaps 'Sex tips for Women'? produced by BBC. It's not the 'Sex, Toys & Chocolate' show on Life channel. Several episodes on HJ techniques given by experts to SO for pleasing their man. Quite detail and 'hands-on' with 1 handed and 2 handed, how to stimulate the tip, amount of pressure, practice tips, etc.

Perhaps tips to other MPAs. I'm sure there would be lots of volunteers dying to be your test dummy.

With the right sensual techniques brings great reward... And you never know, if Goodtime may come to a MP near you. Ok, may be not those 2 MPs.

Flyingdgn, it seems things are looking up for Air Canada, there was this Asian Flight Attendent. Face is avg cute but sweet smile & voice, about 5'4". Kept her green jacket on the whole time, so no idea on her figure, not that I was staring. But she had a really soft butt. I'm blessed/cursed with long arms and she used it as her 'arm'rest as passenger behind me kept complaining about everything. I was so tempted to ask if this Asian girl would consider MPA. Ha, ha. Hm, idea for theme day @ SRM?

There was also an Arab looking lady that was quite a looker, like Mya who retired. I'm sure Indn_Lover would enjoy her.

 

[christianman]

I thought I heard my name being mentioned ! LOL

My ex-wife works for an airline, and asked if I'd accompany her to her company Xmas party, coz her "date" cancelled last minute. Like many divorced guys, I actually get along BETTER with her now than before. When she starts to bitch, I just leave or hang up the phone ! Also, who am I to turn down free food and booze.

Anyway, at the party you could INSTANTLY tell who the flight attendants were.... all tall, slim barbie doll types in their 20's.

The "Queen" of the group was either a light skinned Indian or Portuguese/Spanish/Italian/Greek girl.... very attractive... She was featured predominantly in the company Promotional Video and kept working the room.

Honorable mention went to the Indian babe with solid C cups, low cut top and short skirt.... Hopefully, she'll be on my next flight to the Caribbean !

So yes, things are looking up in the Canadian airline industry

 

[awe_sum802002]

That would have been an interesting show to see. I also seen an interesting show last night - Wild on E, I think. I've seen it before and it is usually about wild, exotic (US/Europe/Caribbean) locale's that have sexually oriented parade's, Halloween fetish night's, or just a crazy town where anything goes. It was a Top 6 of
the best places to be a salacious sexual junkie. San Fransisco (Halloween night), Vegas (all the time, specifically-Hard Rock Hotel),
Mardi Gras, LA night clubs, Hefner's Playboy Mansion (on Halloween night). Sorry I cannot remember the last spot.

In reference to Goodtime's thread, I not only can totally understand
a "jackhammer release",(ouch!), but how difficult it must be to tell an mpa that you are only seeing the first time that the work she is so desperately trying to accomplish is horrible. It reminds me of,
for example, being with a signifigant other for the first time and
they are doing something that's not pleasing you but you can't bear to tell them. For me, it took some time to learn to give a good release. At first, I just tried to be gentle and go by the feedback given. In my personal life, I had never given one before, so it all
started with learning in massage for me. Just like the first BS.
It looked like I was having a seizure. LOL. Sorry, had to laugh at my own mental picture of myself doing my first BS.

I would say however that some mpa's just go through the motions, and figure "the jackhammer" is all that they are willing to put forth. I think it depends on where they are at in massage, and which direction
they want to go and whether or not they enjoy the ride!

 

[Andy Tips]

GOODTIME!

I love flight attendants. I've had my heart broken by a flight attendant. Something about the fact that they are in town (maybe not Air Canada) only a few days/month.... He He He.

Those uniforms make their ass look fat. When they are out of uniform, they usually look much better. I hope you got her number while you were flying!

I think there is a private jet that you can charter where the flight attendants double as SPs. Something about international laws that doesn't govern this activity in certain flights. Join the Mile High Club!!

Jackhammering. MP scene has gotten much better since the 80's. Back then half the girls were jackhammering and you couldn't avoid it. Most of them look the other way when they jackhammer as well (what a turn off). Maybe that is why I appreciate the Goodtime girls as much as I do.

It sounds like you are out of town so have a safe flight back. BTW, you didn't take one of your angels with you, did you?

 

[sophparis]

Dear Red Stiletto;

This is off-topic, but i had to take the opportunity to ask. How might I contact you? You can PM me, if you like. Sorry for the intrusion.........

Now, for the jackhammering experience. It HURTS! I have had, unfortunately, more than a few of these experiences where it was so severe that both the little lieutenants as well as the colonel got hammered.

Unfortunately, when the MPA is not into it, she is not into it, and that's all there is to it. I woudl imagine that a seasoned hobbyist might be able to sense whether an MPA would be into it, before the 'end game', and possibly do the MPA, as well as himself, a favour by trying to livenly up the session and help the MPA to lighten up and be a bit happier. She IS a feeling human being! So, use your gut feel and do all you can to cheer up an otherwise not-so-happy MPA. You wil both be rewarded!

shakenbake, shaken, not stirred

 

[Rupert]

Originally posted by Red Stiletto I also seen an interesting show last night - Wild on E, I think. I've seen it before and it is usually about wild, exotic (US/Europe/Caribbean) locale's that have sexually oriented parade's, Halloween fetish night's, or just a crazy town where anything goes. It was a Top 6 of
the best places to be a salacious sexual junkie. San Fransisco (Halloween night), Vegas (all the time, specifically-Hard Rock Hotel),
Mardi Gras, LA night clubs, Hefner's Playboy Mansion (on Halloween night). Sorry I cannot remember the last spot.
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Red Stiletto, I liike that show. It's usually on late night on E! I don't get that channel at home. Saw that episode, I think the last one is South Beach Florida.

IMO, some of the Vegas parties are over-rated except the ones with the Hollywood stars that drop-in for the night then things goes real crazy.

 

[mommy2b 7 days left :)]

Didn't ask for #. Already overwhelmed with too much baggage. I politely pulled away from FA few times but she leaned more onto my seat back and arm. No special gesture or signals so figured she may be a touchy-feelly person. Coffee, tea, or BS? ha, ha...

Yes, I remember those JH days. Only had few MP sessions then, I was sored for days and hardly remember the MPA's face as they look away fearing of being hit by liquid missles or something.

Yes, the Angels are patient and sensual. Now let's see who's next to me, lol? Ok, I stop before the boys fight over who loves who more or take a hit out on me kidnapping the Angels.

 

[Uchiha Itachi]

No intrusion at all Shakenbake, no apologies necessary. I don't
advertise on massageplanet.net. I speak occasionally with Sheik only, and save
for a few, I enjoy reading reviews and comments, questions and
concerns from you gentlemen. The comedians on this board make me
laugh, and hey, what's life without laughter!

 

[bella baby]

Shaken, I get a cut as connection fee for hooking up with RS. Ha, ha.

Flyingdgn, the answer is global search. You're not helping with temptataion of the girls and mile high club.

I think the private charter you talked about, may be UK based for swinging club. There is also the Hooters Air but Hooter girls never do much for me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Absolutely, there are some real Indian babe. I never thought of them that way, as they treat me as their big Bro during school days. They occassionally use me as excuse to get sneak out to see their non-Indian BF.

 

[Dawn G]

For sensual massage, see http://www.skinful.com/erotica/massage/male/malemassage.htm

If you can stand the fact that it's written for gay men, see also http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/fireotma.html

Both of these should be compulsory reading for MPAs-in-training.

For jackhammering, aka "shakin' the ketchup bottle", see http://heinz.com/jsp/index.jsp

 

[Jas]

Originally posted by goodtime
Shaken, I get a cut as connection fee for hooking up with RS. Ha, ha.



Goodtime Pimpin' Ltd.
69 Hot Shoe Drive
Stiletto, ON

555-RED S

Connection fee includes all applicable taxes.

 

[meeeee09]

Originally posted by Red Stiletto


Fine by me, Hot Babe. Where and how do I pay? Goodtime, please PM me......................... ;

 

[SLF]

Originally posted by Red Stiletto

Sorry, pimpin' not in my blood as I can't take a cut from you ladies' hard earned $. Shaken, I should rephase, there is a membership fee for Intro service.

Goodtime Intro Service.
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Stiletto, Heavenly
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Seeing its the holidays, rather than sent payment thru mail, may I suggest post a juicy review to benefit all massageplanet.net readers.

For next female enrollee, Pussyslide, any interest? Then, onto SC for Kennedy and Karma, SP for Xarir to name a few.

 

[Ness]

Thanks for sharing. Hm, is it just me or MPAs seem to put a lot of effort into the tease on the flip but some tend to forget about playing or teasing with the boys/balls/glands. During the HJ part, some like to cup the boys for enhance sensation.

 

[Jackie]

It is next to impossible for me to connect with either PS or RS.

 

[Mrs.RighT]

The show was 'Hotter Sex' on Life Network produced by BBC, the HJ episode is often rebroadcast.