I posted a few years ago about an experience I had that was really hilarious in hindsight.
I went to a well known spa for an appointment with a new girl. The receptionist took me to the room and turned on the shower (guess the spa ?) .
I was in the shower but a minute and the attendant came rushing in the door, unwrapped herself and came into the shower said "really gotta go" (no idea what she was talking about) ... I though wow this is hot .... she leaned her back against the shower wall and told me to go down on her .... "uh ok" ... I knelt down, water coming down, then she started pissing all over me. I jumped up and asked her "WTF are you doing ?"
What happened was the receptionist had given her the wrong room number... she was to do the kink with an appointment.