But seriously guys, I bet when this thing is over, women will be craving sex more than ever. Us hobbyists are in a great position right now. We are about to embark on a sexual journey that has never occurred. Believe me, this pandemic is a blessing in disguise. Just hang on and be patient. Women will fucking guys all over the place, so much so, that there won't be enough condoms on store shelves.
Look at what happened after the 9/11 attack. The world was all doom and gloom. The economy then suddenly boomed. General Motors lead the way. They put 0% financing on all their car lines. And then they were first with "Employee Pricing for Everyone." A marketing strategy that was soon copied by everyone. Horny Women all over the world will find out that the biggest stimulus package doesn't come from the government. They will find it between a man's legs. That will be the best relief package they will ever have.