My wife is a Bitch. Obvious as she is a woman and all women are Bitches, not including the likes of Mother Theresa and company. So, for a while now, I have been charging her a $20 - $100 tax for every time she has an outburst that is to the extreme. The more extreme, the higher the penalty - approaching $100.
Today, I charged her $20 for a minor, yet extreme Bitch outburst. It adds up and over the course of the first 6 months, I have collected more than $300 in a Bitch tax from her. Nice pocketchange and it pays for things like a haircut or a tank of gas.
I told my wife that being a Bitch isn't free and if she wants to be a Bitch towards me, then I will charge her a service fee.
You fellow hobbyists should do the same with your woman. If our civie women weren't complete assholes, there would not be too much demand for the services of a hooker. Hookers, in general, are not attractive. We fuck them because the civie women in our lives are unbearable to deal with. People don't get that - people who aren't involved in the industry. Hookers are just less hassle options for us as opposed to civies. It has nothing to do with looks. It has everything to do with not dealing with asshole women.
Today, I charged her $20 for a minor, yet extreme Bitch outburst. It adds up and over the course of the first 6 months, I have collected more than $300 in a Bitch tax from her. Nice pocketchange and it pays for things like a haircut or a tank of gas.
I told my wife that being a Bitch isn't free and if she wants to be a Bitch towards me, then I will charge her a service fee.
You fellow hobbyists should do the same with your woman. If our civie women weren't complete assholes, there would not be too much demand for the services of a hooker. Hookers, in general, are not attractive. We fuck them because the civie women in our lives are unbearable to deal with. People don't get that - people who aren't involved in the industry. Hookers are just less hassle options for us as opposed to civies. It has nothing to do with looks. It has everything to do with not dealing with asshole women.
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