Case of mistaken identity...

[BrownGuy]

Well let's just say what happened to me today put a smile on my face. I work as a health professional in a rehabilitation clinic out in the West end where we offer Chiropractic, Physiotherapy, Sports Therapy and Massage Therapy services. Occasionally we put out street signs indicating what services we provide and a contact number to reach us...Occasionally, Mr. Sign Man messes up, as for example today, where our new sign currently reads:
XXXXXXXXXX Rehabilitation Clinic
MASSAGE

Physiotherapy/Athletic Therapy
Chiropractic Services
Available Inquire at 905.XXX.XXXX

At 8am this morning, I am working on some paperwork when I hear my receptionist answer the phone and an interesting and amusing conservation develops...I begin to hear phrases from her such as "Excuse me?", "Is she pretty?", "What nationality is she?" "You want to do what?", "What do you mean what does she do for extra?" and finally ending with..."Sir, I don't think we offer the kind of massage you're looking for...Jerk!" CLICK!

Meanwhile, my sheepish grin has totally blown into a full smile and it takes quite a bit not to totally lose it. She goes on to tell me how the "guy" kept asking weird questions about NR or BS and other terms to which I pretended not to know anything about. Anyways in the end, our entire staff got quite the chuckle and poor 8am "early morning man" perhaps had to go phone somewhere else.

Anyways moral of the story: Guys, if "Massage" is offered in advertisements in conjuction with other services such as Physio/Chiro/Rehabilitation, etc....it's NOT LIKELY that it is a rub-n-tug establishment!!! Just a little food for thought next time you see such an ad on the streets and roads of the GTA.


P.S. Sign should be corrected tomorrow so please guys no PM's inquiring about details, extras, etc....besides, our main RMT is a guy!

P.S.S. Reminds me of the time when our sign was wrong again and we got quite a few calls inquiring about "erotic massages". One guy actually came in, paid his fee and got his 1 hr "therapeutic massage" from our female RMT. After the session she came and told me that the guy got somewhat annoyed and said "That's it!, That's all you're going to do?" and hinted to certain body parts. She left shortly after that and after around 15' alone in the room following the massage, the guy quickly and quietly made an exit. Needless to say, those sheets in the room were immediately bleached and washed. Dunno YMMV I guess. I don't think the guy was too swift or he just failed notice the chiropractor, 2 physios, a half dozen patients and a load of exercise and rehabilitation equipment that dominated the clinic!

Don't let this happen to you!!

 

[MOON WILLOW]

On the otherhand, it isn't unusual for MPs to make it look like they are legitimate RMT places.

Many years ago, I went to this place and both ladies were in regular nurses uniforms. There was a sheet for sign-in where you were supposed to put the name of the doctor referring you. I put Dr. Scheiskopf. In the room, I was getting a decent massage and I started to ask about extras. At first she played dumb. I pushed a little farther and she offered the standard options, but asked me why I signed in with a doctor's name. I simply thought it was expected.

Another place looked more like a health and beauty spa. I had walked in and out several times deciding there was no action there. One day, I asked for a tour and the lady showing me around was being quite sweet and sexy. I decided to stay. Without asking, she gave me a BBBJ to reciprocate for some great pleasure she had experienced! Part of the fun of this hobby is finding these hidden gems.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Heh heh I used to work in a Chiropractic office for awhile too. I have over heard very similar conversations. I agree that while it is not likely that RMTs will have anything to do with this type of establishment some do. However, I have never see a physio or Chiro who does. So let that be a warning.

Also, I went to that place mentioned above this reply. It was on Steeles wasn't it? Man that was a scam that got them busted too. They got caught billing insurance for this.

I also recall that once upon a time the imfamous Studio 37 in Hamilton had a manicurist who offered extras. Guys would go in get a manicure then get...dealt with. Ha ha its pretty fun the lengths MP owners will go to. Ironically, none of the gimmicks can compensate for a lack of quality staff.


There is an idea for a thread. Bizzare MP fronts and features.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I need a laugh this morning and found it here....it brought back memories of my first MP visit.

I went to a legit RMT clinic on Eglinton E many years ago to see my usual lass. Back then I was suffering from back pain and was refered to it by my sister. I had been there maybe 5 times before I discovered that there was a little more going on.

One day I arrived 15 mins early and was shown to a different room with the little steam unit that you sit in with your head sticking out. I asked to try it out and was put into it. 20 minutes later someone came in and turned the unit off and said to dry off and wait on the table which I did. A couple of minutes after laying down this rather heavyset but still attractive lady came in in the same uniform all the ladies that worked there wore. She slapped my ass and asked me if I was ready for the time of my life and I meakly said "I guess so". Well next thing I know, the sheets are pulled off and she is tugging my underwear down to my ankles and then suddenly there was a knock on the door and she said excuse me and dissappeared. My regular RMT came in full of apologies saying that the lady who was just in went to the wrong room by mistake. Thats when I started talking to her and asking her mild questions. Next time I went there I was treated to my first "release" and a few visits later my first BS. Oh damn....as it turns out this place was never a RMT to begin with, it was just fake diplomas to throw off the cops. It closed down a year later after someone noticed the degrees or diplomas were fake. Probably some jealous wife.....

I still got RMT quality massages there though....

 

[Naomi C]

Floman, I don't get it, are guys that thick? From what you described above, your sign would indicate to me that your place is a legit clinic, not a rub and tug.
Sheik: did you ever thank your sister?
I tried out the RMT at Painted Post when it was still open. Different rub and tugs were there, and also had facilities down the hall. Eventually two separate operations were run: the 'legit place up front' and Royal Spa down the hall.
I blindly went into the first place, thinking, hmmm, two places here now, let's try it out. Greeted by an attractive older woman from Bahamas I believe who made it clear that it was a therapeutic spa and she was an RMT. Thought, what the heck. Good choice, went back a few times for a good massage at a reasonable price, but of course nothing hanky panky. Friendly lady, easy to talk to. Last time I saw her, I was kind of wondering because the usual procedure was to lie down with a towel over your butt. This time she just whipped the towel off. Guess she figured I wasn't shy, but had the towel ready when I turned over. And while she wasn't trying to turn me on, during the massage on my tummy she was getting close enough to the family jewels that, well I developed some wood, which was obvious by the tent I created with the towel on the flip. She mentioned to me with a grin that many of her customers after therapy with her would then go down the hall for a 'recreational massage.'

 

[strata]

OK call me weird, but this is kind of a turn-on: a MP that poses as a legit RMT -- sort of a porno fantasy.

Can anyone suggest such a place thats still open (even if all they offer is rub n tug)
PM me if necessary. Thanks.

 

[nicksaysno]

What i find most amusing about this tale is floman pretending he didn't have a clue about what the terms NR and BS meant.

Everyone out there has probably found themselves in a situation where rub and tugs come up in say mixed company and you just have to play the role.

"Really, these places exist? I had no idea"

"No, I would never go to such places"

"No, I hadn't noticed that that a massage parlour has opened up in the neighbourhood"

Hopefully that little grin that is so hard to control and that certain twinkle in my eyes doesn't give me away.

 

[Metropolisforever]

My OMPA GF went to my parents house once. We watched one TV show and one movie. The comedy set in NYC mentioned a rub and tug. The movie Star Wars did not. My favourite show "Hills Street Blues" (set in Pittsburgh) has a few MP and escort scenes.